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Barack Obama's Gay Blasphemy

Episode #08101

God ordered marriage to be between one man and that man's rib, but Barack Obama's gay marriage announcement drags evolution into the debate. (02:25)

Tags:  Barack Obamagay/homosexualsame-sex marriagemen/womenreligionmarriagelawsevolutionmonkeys!restaurantsBibleGodJesusAdam and EvesexdiscriminationRobert Jeffress

Aired: 05/10/2012 | Views: 102,514
Watch FULL EPISODE May 10, 2012 — Guest: Dr. Francis Collins

Sign Off - Two Weeks Off & Dry Roasted Peanuts

Episode #08101

The Report is off for the next two weeks, and Stephen snacks on peanuts. (00:20)

Tags:  sign offMr. Peanutfoodvacations

Aired: 05/10/2012 | Views: 5,986
Watch FULL EPISODE May 10, 2012 — Guest: Dr. Francis Collins

5/10/12 in :60 Seconds

Episode #08101

Jesus says nothing about homosexuality, a cunning monkey plans for tomorrow, Republicans fake being Democrats, and Francis Collins shares rude potbelly news. (01:01)

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Aired: 05/10/2012 | Views: 4,695
Watch FULL EPISODE May 10, 2012 — Guest: Dr. Francis Collins

Barack Obama vs. North Carolina on Gay Marriage

Episode #08100

Barack Obama becomes the first sitting president to push the rainbow button and launch gay-mageddon, but North Carolina strikes down marriage equality. (04:38)

Tags:  Barack ObamaNorth Carolinagay/homosexualsame-sex marriagemarriagefamilycivil rightslawsmen/womendiscriminationGood Morning AmericaDemocratic National ConventionsexconservativecryingstereotypesTadPaul Dinelloappearancesunder the deskMonica LewinskyJimmy

Aired: 05/09/2012 | Views: 97,362
Watch FULL EPISODE May 9, 2012 — Guest: Anna Wintour

"Pussy Hound" with Eric McCormack

Episode #08098

Eric McCormack and Stephen rehearse "Pussy Hound," a heterosexual sitcom about two straight guys named Will and Grayson. (06:46)

Tags:  Eric McCormackappearancesgay/homosexualperformancesTVJoe BidenWill and Gracesame-sex marriagediscriminationsexmarriagemen/womenhigh fiveunder the deskmental healththeme songscryingbreaking upfriendsmoralitycelebritiesBroadwayanimalsculturesimulations

Aired: 05/07/2012 | Views: 25,708
Watch FULL EPISODE May 7, 2012 — Guest: Andy Cohen

Kermit the Frog's German TV Offense - Hans Beinholtz

Episode #08096

Kermit the Frog violates German media law, but Stephen defends his reputation to Germany's UN ambassador, Hans Beinholtz. (04:51)

Tags:  Kermit the FrogHans BeinholtzappearancesThe Muppet ShowmoviesGermanylawsTVadvertisinginternational affairsJimmynudityKarl Rovelookin' goodphotosunder the deskpuppetskidsmental healthphilosophylying

Aired: 05/02/2012 | Views: 45,556
Watch FULL EPISODE May 2, 2012 — Guest: Jonathan Haidt

Concealing Weapons in Style

Episode #08094

Invisible zippers ensure that no one will know about the gun in your pocket unless you're unhappy to see them. (03:53)

Tags:  gunsfashionSweetnessappearancesbusinesslawsunder the deskTim GunntaintsexercisesafetyphotosNew York Timesweaponsprofiling

Aired: 04/30/2012 | Views: 23,479
Watch FULL EPISODE April 30, 2012 — Guest: Diane Keaton

Sign Off - Stephen's Fashionable Firearm

Episode #08094

Stephen shows off his gun's matching suit and tie. (00:12)

Tags:  sign offgunsfashionSweetnessappearances

Aired: 04/30/2012 | Views: 8,347
Watch FULL EPISODE April 30, 2012 — Guest: Diane Keaton

Colbert Super PAC - Super Fun Pack 1st Treasure Hunt Clue

Episode #08093

One thousand college students receive their Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack, so Stephen unveils the launch clue and silver treasure. (04:48)

Tags:  Colbert Super PACSuper Fun PackcollectiblescollegechallengestreasuresColbert NationUniversity of TexasTexassexunder the deskMitt RomneyBritishmail/e-mailwealthmoneyfundraisingsloganssexual advances

Aired: 04/26/2012 | Views: 19,049
Watch FULL EPISODE April 26, 2012 — Guest: Jack White

Tip/Wag: Pheromone Parties & Arizona's "Pre-life" Laws

Episode #08090

Pheromone parties encourage premarital smelling, and Arizona lawmakers declare that pregnancy begins two weeks before conception. (04:22)

Tags:  Tip/Wagmen/womenArizonadatingsexpregnancyRepublicansgross-outabortionDoris Kearns Goodwinapologiesvaginasmenstrual cyclelawsNana & Pee-PopballspenisesMozartunder the deskcracks upmental healthbirth controlpartyingmusic

Aired: 04/23/2012 | Views: 29,977
Watch FULL EPISODE April 23, 2012 — Guest: Don McLeroy

Mitt Romney's Dinner Table Pranks

Episode #08087

Mitt Romney's private, family dinner table pranks elicit feelings of warmth and electability. (02:42)

Tags:  Mitt Romneypollscandidatesprankspoop & peefamilyDiane Sawyerunder the deskPeabody AwardsIndecision 2012Republicans

Aired: 04/17/2012 | Views: 29,507
Watch FULL EPISODE April 17, 2012 — Guest: Jonah Lehrer

Thought for Food - Bug Food Coloring, Hot-Dog-Stuffed Crust & Drugged Poultry

Episode #08087

Starbucks uses pulverized bugs to color frappuccinos, a British Pizza Hut introduces a meat stalkers pizza, and some chicken feed includes caffeine and Prozac. (06:08)

Tags:  Thought for Foodinsectshot dogsStarbucksdrugsanimalsvegetariansSmurfsphotosgross-outfoodjunk foodU.K.farminghealthunder the deskmental healthcompetitionsinternational affairserectile dysfunctionrestaurantsAmerica

Aired: 04/17/2012 | Views: 36,054
Watch FULL EPISODE April 17, 2012 — Guest: Jonah Lehrer

Jonah Lehrer

Episode #08087

Jonah Lehrer examines dangerous creativity myths and the history of innovation. (06:48)

Tags:  Jonah LehrerinterviewsbooksinventionstechnologyphilosophyculturekidsstatisticshistorySteve JobsWilliam ShakespeareGooglealcoholmental healthgrowing updreamscrimeliterary referencesartteens

Aired: 04/17/2012 | Views: 20,390
Watch FULL EPISODE April 17, 2012 — Guest: Jonah Lehrer

A Beautiful War for Women

Episode #08086

Women are the big prize this campaign year, and both Democrats and Republicans are fallopi-in it to win it. (04:53)

Tags:  men/womenAnn RomneyMitt RomneyBarack ObamacontroversiessexismhealthlawsRepublicansvaginasDemocratscampaignsslogansbreastspeniseslookin' goodunder the deskIndecisioncelebritiescryingvotingcars/trucksfashionmovies

Aired: 04/16/2012 | Views: 29,724
Watch FULL EPISODE April 16, 2012 — Guest: Bonnie Raitt

Recap - Week of 4/9/12

Easter is the Super Bowl of Christianity, anti-discrimination laws face repeal, Hilary Rosen attacks Ann Romney, and First Lady Michelle Obama discusses military sacrifice. (04:07)

Tags:  Weekly Recap

Aired: 04/13/2012 | Views: 53,207

Employing a Veteran - Sergeant Bryan Escobedo

Episode #08084

Marine veteran Sergeant Bryan Escobedo learns the ropes of punditry, including silent nods and made-up statistics. (07:38)

Tags:  Bryan EscobedoappearancespunditsdemonstrationsMichelle ObamaunemploymentmilitarytroopsmediabooksMarinesJimmystatisticslyinghigh fivelookin' goodpatriotismwork/office

Aired: 04/11/2012 | Views: 29,184

I Got the Tweets Like Grassley

Episode #08083

Stephen celebrates Chuck Grassley's minimalist Twitter feed and artistic aversion to typing. (03:01)

Tags:  TwitterChuck Grassleyconservativepoetrychallengesliterary referencesiPhonecats & catsunder the deskColbert Nationtranslationscookingfood

Aired: 04/10/2012 | Views: 38,431

Stephen Colbert's Shame Spiral - Senior Citizen Gymnasts

Episode #08082

After a German senior citizen thrives at the 2012 Gymnastics World Cup, Stephen laments the cellulite on his thumb. (03:47)

Tags:  Germanymental healthgymnasticssenior citizensunder the deskjunk foodexerciseweight/obesitysportsAmericone Dreamcompetitionsparentscryingaginglookin' goodinternational affairs

Aired: 04/09/2012 | Views: 20,706

Colbert Super PAC - Republicans & the Latino Vote

Episode #08080

Republicans will need to work hard to capture the Latino vote instead of their current strategy of capturing Latinos. (04:20)

Tags:  LatinoHispanicMitt RomneyMexicoparentsMormonColbert Super PACadvertisingstereotypesethnicvotingSpanishdogscandidatesimmigrationIndecision 2012Republicansmediapolygamypollsunder the deskJimmy

Aired: 04/04/2012 | Views: 40,865

The Beefstate Governors

Episode #08078

Governors from beef industry states want to end the smear campaign against lean, finely textured beef, and make the term "pink slime" a thing of the past. (04:54)

Tags:  foodgross-outanimalsRick PerrysloganshealthtransgenderdogsbusinesspetsHarvardunder the deskfashionliberal

Aired: 04/02/2012 | Views: 27,072