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Kermit the Frog's German TV Offense - Hans Beinholtz

Episode #08096

Kermit the Frog violates German media law, but Stephen defends his reputation to Germany's UN ambassador, Hans Beinholtz. (04:51)

Tags:  Kermit the FrogHans BeinholtzappearancesThe Muppet ShowmoviesGermanylawsTVadvertisinginternational affairsJimmynudityKarl Rovelookin' goodphotosunder the deskpuppetskidsmental healthphilosophylying

Aired: 05/02/2012 | Views: 45,556
Watch FULL EPISODE May 2, 2012 — Guest: Jonathan Haidt

Grim Colberty Tales with Julie Andrews

Episode #08091

Children's author Julie Andrews talks about her book series "The Very Fairy Princess" and the importance of sparkle. (06:44)

Tags:  Julie AndrewsappearancesStephen's productsperformancesduetskidsI Am a Pole (And So Can You!)bookspoop & peesexual advancesDisneymusicgay/homosexualcelebritieslet's move onsongsfetishesroyaltyparenting

Aired: 04/24/2012 | Views: 44,650
Watch FULL EPISODE April 24, 2012 — Guest: Magnus Carlsen

Recap - Week of 4/9/12

Easter is the Super Bowl of Christianity, anti-discrimination laws face repeal, Hilary Rosen attacks Ann Romney, and First Lady Michelle Obama discusses military sacrifice. (04:07)

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Aired: 04/13/2012 | Views: 53,207

Easter Under Attack - Bunny vs. Bilby

Episode #08082

The Australian conservationists' Easter Bilby threatens the sacred holiday ritual of dying a rabbit pink and gorging on its chocolate offspring. (04:54)

Tags:  Easter Under AttackEasterAustraliaholidaysChristianJesusDisneySuper Bowlanimalsjunk foodfootballreligionphotoscompetitionsTim Tebowkidsfamilyinternational affairs

Aired: 04/09/2012 | Views: 36,367

Willem Dafoe

Episode #08068

Willem Dafoe explains his transformation into a nine-foot Martian for the movie "John Carter." (05:32)

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Aired: 03/07/2012 | Views: 13,270

Intro - 1/18/12

Episode #08046

Shocking poll results emerge, major websites go dark to protest a controversial law, and conservative columnist David Frum believes that the GOP is off track. (00:35)

Tags:  intropollsstatisticsInternetWikipedialawsprotestsDavid FrumRepublicansconservativesenior citizensBarack ObamaDisneymoneyamusement parksspace

Aired: 01/18/2012 | Views: 37,262

Whales Aren't People

Episode #08011

PETA files a lawsuit claiming that whale performers have Constitutional rights. (03:08)

Tags:  PETAConstitutionslaverylawsuitsanimalsbusinessamusement parksdancingunder the deskJeffrey ToobinSupreme Courtdogsmovieslookin' goodMichael Jacksonadvertising

Aired: 10/26/2011 | Views: 22,913

Tip/Wag - Marine Corps & Department of Homeland Security

Episode #07120

The Marine Corps issues a harsh restriction banning Marines from audible farting, and the Department of Homeland Security lets kids 12 and under keep their shoes on. (04:49)

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Aired: 09/22/2011 | Views: 26,041

I's on Edjukashun - Gay History & Disney English

Episode #07094

California's school curriculum includes lesson plan-on-man action, and Disney will teach Chinese kids words like "Mickey," "Mouse," and "Sew that Mickey Mouse hoodie faster." (06:15)

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Aired: 07/21/2011 | Views: 87,267

On Topic - 2nd Amendment - Right to Bear Arms

Stephen celebrates his Constitutional right to carry his pistol Sweetness, the state of man-gun relations and legislation that would allow babies to pack heat. (03:24)

Tags:  On TopicexclusivesmashupsSecond AmendmentlawsgunsGlenn BecksafetyConstitutionweaponsanimalsSweetnessNRA

Aired: 03/14/2011 | Views: 46,350

Recap - Week of 2/21/11

Stephen weighs in on the protests in Wisconsin, reads Google's definition of Santorum and talks about his penis envy. (04:10)

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Aired: 02/25/2011 | Views: 74,958

Recap - Week of 2/14/11

Stephen covers revolution in the Middle East, and The Report scores LCD Soundsystem's last television appearance. (04:11)

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Aired: 02/18/2011 | Views: 65,661

Clarence Thomas's Financial Disclosure Controversy

Episode #07024

Clarence Thomas comes under attack for not reporting his wife's income and for dropping by a secret corporate fundraiser. (05:38)

Tags:  Clarence Thomasphone callsSupreme CourtanniversariespsychicsmimeswealthlawsbusinessmoneycampaignscontroversiesThe Daily ShowphotosJimmytaxes

Aired: 02/17/2011 | Views: 87,802

2/17/11 in :60 Seconds

Episode #07024

Stephen describes a billionaire political retreat, poses for Project Magazine and defends his payroll knowledge to Jeffrey Leonard. (01:00)

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Aired: 02/17/2011 | Views: 12,566

Stephen Sondheim

Episode #06159

Stephen asks Stephen Sondheim if there really is a place for an illegal immigrant like Maria and finishes "Send in the Clowns" with his own lyrics. (06:48)

Tags:  Stephen SondheiminterviewsbooksperformancescelebritiestheatermusicsongsBroadwaygrowing upWest Side StoryimmigrationclownsJimmy

Aired: 12/14/2010 | Views: 75,858

Lame Duck Congress - Jake Tapper

Episode #06152

Jake Tapper guesses that Democrats and Republicans will strike a deal on extending the Bush tax cuts. (05:51)

Tags:  Jake TapperinterviewsBarack ObamaHarry ReidTwitterInternetCongressRepublicansDemocratsgovernmentgay/homosexualmilitaryphotos

Aired: 12/01/2010 | Views: 24,979

On Topic - Colbert Case Files - The Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy

Stephen tries to pay tribute to his favorite Fox & Friends friendly friend, but some jagoff named Brian Kilmeade keeps distracting him. (03:30)

Tags:  On TopicmashupsexclusivesBrown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve DoocySteve Doocyfriendly friends at Fox & FriendsFox & FriendsBrian Kilmeadedogspetsanimalsmonkeys!Gretchen CarlsonBarack ObamaFox News

Aired: 10/18/2010 | Views: 63,542

The Word - It's a Small-Minded World

Episode #06126

Disney has no choice but to assign a Muslim intern to a secluded stockroom after she refuses to remove her hijab. (05:40)

Tags:  The WordMarch to Keep Fear AlivemongeringDisneyIslamicreligiondiscriminationRick SanchezJon StewartethniccostumesfashionmascotsphotosJimmywork/officeinterns

Aired: 10/04/2010 | Views: 61,880

The Christine O'Donnell Clip Predictor 3000

Episode #06120

In Christine O'Donnell's next controversial clip, she'll reveal that she killed a drifter with a zombie on Anthony Bourdain's "No Reservations." (03:36)

Tags:  Christine O'DonnellTea PartyBill MaherBill O'ReillyPapa BearrantsrageanimalsTVJimmydemonstrations

Aired: 09/22/2010 | Views: 61,957

Been There, Won That - Ray Odierno

Episode #06112

Stephen welcomes General Ray Odierno back from Iraq with the Colbert Bump and his haircut. (04:02)

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Aired: 09/08/2010 | Views: 32,059