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Episode #07109
Colbert Super PAC beats back wannabe super PACs to become Rick Perry's official unofficial, non-connected, independent expenditure, all-you-can-eat money trough. (06:00)
Stephen finds out that the first president of Canada was a duck and asks Mexicans for a thank you for our border fence. (04:04)
Episode #07013
Keith Olbermann's essence is deflected into a coffee cup after Stephen's body rejects his power like a pompous kidney. (05:41)
Stephen reads selections from George W. Bush's memoir and makes hors d'oeuvres with Martha Stewart. (04:08)
Episode #06145
Stephen restores Lou Dobbs' opinions before absorbing the power of Gene Shalit's puns. (05:11)
Episode #06145
Lou Dobbs joins Fox News, Stephen applies for patents on dated catchphrases, and Quincy Jones remembers handing Bill Cosby a cowbell. (01:00)
Episode #06002
Every time a young Muslim man arrives at the airport, the TSA should respectfully take him aside and give him an involuntary colonoscopy. (03:41)
Stephen pays tribute to the great Americans who bring us the news whether we want it or not. (04:39)
Episode #05154
Janet Napolitano discusses America's border security and explains why she doesn't believe in the color-coded terror alert level. (06:04)
Episode #05150
Stephen talks AK-47s with John Pike, rewrites the Pledge of Allegiance and performs with Elvis Costello. (01:03)
Episode #05150
Elvis Costello promotes his talk show, "Spectacle," and plays "Cheap Reward" with Stephen. (06:50)
Stephen commemorates Sesame Street's 40th anniversary and shaves Woody Harrelson's head. (03:53)
Episode #05146
Stephen uses Miracle Whip money to buy mayo, claims Lou Dobbs' audience and shaves Woody Harrelson's head. (01:00)
Episode #05146
In punditry, like in "Highlander," there can be only one Lou Dobbs, so Stephen claims his audience after Dobbs quits CNN. (02:24)
Episode #05146
If we want to save the U.S. dollar, we should peg it to America's most precious metal of all: lead. (03:46)
Episode #05131
Shashi Tharoor believes President Obama deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for giving hope to people around the world. (07:17)
Episode #05130
Stephen understands what Glenn Beck is going through when the media doubts his sincerity. (06:58)
Episode #05117
Lou Dobbs beats Stephen with the world record for most insults to Mexico in a single broadcast. (01:06)
Episode #05094
Thanks to State Senator Doug Jackson, it's now legal to carry a concealed weapon into a bar in Tennessee. (05:30)
Stephen Colbert explains Hannity's Liberty Tree, meets his Romulan self and challenges Richard Branson to a naked lady duel. (4:46)