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ThreatDown - Interdimensional Black People, Gay Strokes & Manipulative Sicko Monkeys

Episode #08101

Minorities use black hole time travel for revenge, strokes suddenly turn people gay, and a zoo is nothing but monkey prison. (06:25)

Tags:  ThreatDownviolencepolice businessNYPDAfrican Americanethnicprofilingracismstatisticsmen/womenspacetime travelBarack Obamagay/homosexualsame-sex marriageimpressionsexercisesexhealthscienceMatthew McConaugheylookin' goodanimalsmonkeys!gross-outzoosprisonoral sexassesinternational affairsChinaU.K.New York CityGeorge Clinton

Aired: 05/10/2012 | Views: 31,731
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Iranian Irony Threat

Episode #08068

As war tensions escalate between the U.S. and Iran, Stephen fears a covert hipster plot. (03:50)

Tags:  IranMiddle EastwarshipstersappearancesToby Keithcultureinternational affairsmongeringaxis of evilmilitaryIsraelfashioncoffeenuclearweaponsaudience interactionAmericamusicconspiracies

Aired: 03/07/2012 | Views: 21,343

Colbert Super PAC - Hostage Crisis - Day 2

Episode #08049

Jon Stewart continues to hold the Colbert Super PAC hostage, so Stephen urges Colbert Nation to comfort his frightened money by sending it more of itself. (01:18)

Tags:  Colbert Super PACJon StewartflyingColbert NationmoneyColbert 2012South Carolinacryingfundraising

Aired: 01/24/2012 | Views: 37,361

Tip/Wag - Liberal Dictionary & Newt Gingrich Alert

Episode #08033

The American Heritage Dictionary's lexicowards redefine an offensive term, and Newt Gingrich thinks of new ways to make Americans afraid. (06:05)

Tags:  Tip/WagNewt GingrichcitizenshipbooksimmigrationWikipediaMexicopregnancykidsborder securityliberalColbertismsAmericaphotosmongeringtechnologyJames Bondmovieswealththe moonspaceterrorismnuclearsuper villainslookin' goodmusicJimmyAmishChinese

Aired: 12/12/2011 | Views: 58,990

War on Halloween - Costume Swapping & Jesus Ween

Episode #08011

Planet huggers turn America's Almond Joy into almond shame, and a Christian group in Texas hands out Bibles instead of candy. (03:31)

Tags:  HalloweenholidayscostumeskidsJesusChristianreligionTexasBibleyoung StephenphotoshealthhuggersColbertismsScientologyzombiesdeathenvironmentshoppingcapitalismpoop & peegrowing upAddress the Messpranks

Aired: 10/26/2011 | Views: 49,989

Defunct Satellite Hurtles Toward Earth

Episode #07120

According to NASA's calculations, Americans have either until Saturday morning to evacuate the Earth or they were vaporized two hours ago. (04:22)

Tags:  NASAspacetechnologysafetydeathevacuationsscienceJimmyunder the deskanimalssuper powersDetroitsuperheroesmongeringHeroe$ Crawl

Aired: 09/22/2011 | Views: 60,748

Exclusive - Space Shuttle Atlantis Crew - Extended Interview Pt. 2

Atlantis crewmembers Chris Ferguson, Doug Hurley, Rex Walheim and Sandy Magnus discuss the final space shuttle mission in Part 2 of this uncut web exclusive. (04:16)

Tags:  exclusivesinterviewsuncensoredextended interviewsChris FergusonDoug HurleyRex WalheimSandy MagnusAtlantisastronautsNASAspacesuperheroestraveltransportationcars/trucksexerciseflyinggrowing uptechnologypenisesballsthe heroes

Aired: 08/16/2011 | Views: 1,654

Nissan's 'LEAF Wave' Deadline

Episode #07097

Grassroots-organic-slow-food-locavore types who buy electric cars love manufactured traditions. (04:24)

Tags:  hybridscars/trucksadvertisingpoetryperformancesbusinessFacebookphotosballshippiesenvironmentalternative energyAddress the Messthe heroescompetitions

Aired: 07/27/2011 | Views: 47,171

Exclusive - Talib Kweli - "Get By"

Episode #07081

Talib Kweli performs "Get By" in this web-only exclusive. (04:49)

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Aired: 06/22/2011 | Views: 46,266

The Word - Hear No Evil

Episode #07073

Rand Paul's approach to identifying terrorists is perfectly consistent with his libertarian constitutional ideals. (04:45)

Tags:  The WordRand PaulKentuckyKaty Perrywar on terrorterrorismprofilingdon't see colorextremismgunsweaponsfreedom of speechphotosJimmy

Aired: 06/07/2011 | Views: 49,090

Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

Episode #07070

Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. says mountaintop mining is not a good thing for American democracy. (06:26)

Tags:  Robert F. Kennedy Jr.interviewsenvironmentdocumentariesexplosionsbusinessenergyalternative energyunemploymentpovertylobbyistsdemocracyAddress the Mess

Aired: 06/01/2011 | Views: 20,875

On Topic - The Continents - North America

Stephen finds out that the first president of Canada was a duck and asks Mexicans for a thank you for our border fence. (04:04)

Tags:  On TopicmashupsexclusivesalcoholAmericaanimalsassesborder securitydancingflagsfoodimmigrationpartyingspring breakCanadaMexicoPanamaVirgin Islands

Aired: 05/23/2011 | Views: 49,593

John Bradshaw

Episode #07064

John Bradshaw discusses the new science of understanding that dogs really want to be with people. (05:25)

Tags:  John Bradshawinterviewsbooksdogspetsanimalsfriendssciencesocialism

Aired: 05/12/2011 | Views: 21,792

Yahweh or No Way - Thor & Apocalypse Billboard

Episode #07062

"Thor" earns $66 million in its opening weekend, and a Family Radio billboard predicts the end of the world. (07:10)

Tags:  Yahweh or No WayPope John Paul IIOsama bin LadenJesusChristianassassinationsAl Qaedaterrorismwar on terrorpopesmiraclesmovieslookin' goodsuper powersapocalypseboatsreligionphotos

Aired: 05/10/2011 | Views: 63,179

Charles Manson Believes in Global Warming

Episode #07054

Charles Manson makes the case for climate change, and Harvey Wayne Wilkes supports Obamacare and cannibalism. (03:26)

Tags:  Charles Mansonglobal warmingenvironmentpollutionAddress the Messmental healthmurdervegetariansAdolf Hitlerappearanceshealthlawsinsurance

Aired: 04/26/2011 | Views: 31,266

A.C. Grayling

Episode #07054

A.C. Grayling's humanist Bible, "The Good Book," is a collection of great wisdom, but it's nothing Stephen would kill somebody else over. (05:43)

Tags:  A.C. GraylinginterviewsbooksBibleGodreligionethicspick a sidemoralityphilosophy

Aired: 04/26/2011 | Views: 32,608

On Topic - 25th Amendment - Presidential Succession

Stephen examines the duties of the vice president and reports that Dick Cheney is one step closer to joining the legions of the undead. (02:15)

Tags:  On TopicmashupsexclusivesJoe BidenSenateviolenceasseshealthinjuriesweight/obesityBush administrationimpeachmentsDick Cheney

Aired: 03/14/2011 | Views: 26,989

Joshua Foer

Episode #07033

Joshua Foer explains that having a European coach was like bringing a gun to a knife fight at the U.S. Memory Championship. (06:03)

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Aired: 03/07/2011 | Views: 28,964

Brian Greene

Episode #07016

Brian Greene says math is the gateway to reality and calls Stephen a bag of particles governed by the laws of physics. (05:58)

Tags:  Brian GreeneinterviewsbooksspaceAlbert Einstein

Aired: 01/27/2011 | Views: 52,516

The Word - Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Angriness

Episode #07007

If incendiary rhetoric isn't connected to the Arizona tragedy, it logically follows that it must be good. (06:42)

Tags:  The WordSarah PalinGlenn BeckArizonaviolencemongeringadulterypunditsfreedom of speechmediaJewishChristianhealthlaws

Aired: 01/12/2011 | Views: 123,513