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5 x Five - Hot Button Issues - Birth Control

Rush Limbaugh defends his sexist comments, and Steve King makes his case against universal preventative medicine. (03:06)

Tags:  5 x FiveexclusivesmashupsRush Limbaughbirth controlsexexercisehealthStatue of Libertyfreedom of speechCatholicreligioninsuranceBarack ObamaIowaSteve KingTip/WagRick Santorummusicpop culturegovernment

Aired: 05/21/2012 | Views: 17,105

ThreatDown - Interdimensional Black People, Gay Strokes & Manipulative Sicko Monkeys

Episode #08101

Minorities use black hole time travel for revenge, strokes suddenly turn people gay, and a zoo is nothing but monkey prison. (06:25)

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Aired: 05/10/2012 | Views: 31,731
Watch FULL EPISODE May 10, 2012 — Guest: Dr. Francis Collins

Francis Collins

Episode #08101

Dr. Francis Collins talks about America's weight problem, evolution and the holistic way to confront obesity. (06:28)

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Aired: 05/10/2012 | Views: 16,581
Watch FULL EPISODE May 10, 2012 — Guest: Dr. Francis Collins

Kermit the Frog's German TV Offense - Hans Beinholtz

Episode #08096

Kermit the Frog violates German media law, but Stephen defends his reputation to Germany's UN ambassador, Hans Beinholtz. (04:51)

Tags:  Kermit the FrogHans BeinholtzappearancesThe Muppet ShowmoviesGermanylawsTVadvertisinginternational affairsJimmynudityKarl Rovelookin' goodphotosunder the deskpuppetskidsmental healthphilosophylying

Aired: 05/02/2012 | Views: 45,556
Watch FULL EPISODE May 2, 2012 — Guest: Jonathan Haidt

Concealing Weapons in Style

Episode #08094

Invisible zippers ensure that no one will know about the gun in your pocket unless you're unhappy to see them. (03:53)

Tags:  gunsfashionSweetnessappearancesbusinesslawsunder the deskTim GunntaintsexercisesafetyphotosNew York Timesweaponsprofiling

Aired: 04/30/2012 | Views: 23,486
Watch FULL EPISODE April 30, 2012 — Guest: Diane Keaton

Stephen Colbert's Shame Spiral - Senior Citizen Gymnasts

Episode #08082

After a German senior citizen thrives at the 2012 Gymnastics World Cup, Stephen laments the cellulite on his thumb. (03:47)

Tags:  Germanymental healthgymnasticssenior citizensunder the deskjunk foodexerciseweight/obesitysportsAmericone Dreamcompetitionsparentscryingaginglookin' goodinternational affairs

Aired: 04/09/2012 | Views: 20,706

Bob Lutz

Episode #08082

Auto executive Bob Lutz discusses the soul of the American car industry, Mitt Romney and the award-winning Chevy Volt. (06:22)

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Aired: 04/09/2012 | Views: 24,955

Wilford Brimley Calls - Quaker Oats Makeover

Episode #08080

After Larry the Quaker Oats mascot undergoes plastic surgery, Stephen gets a distressing call from Wilford Brimley. (04:15)

Tags:  Wilford Brimleyweight/obesitylookin' goodmascotsfoodphone callsStephen's productsadvertisingbreastsplastic surgeryhealthPeabody Awardsexercisemoviesagingpenisesmental health

Aired: 04/04/2012 | Views: 18,439

Rush Limbaugh Loses More Sponsors

Episode #08073

The Army is pulling out of Rush Limbaugh's radio show due to Rush's sexist comments -- but they are staying in Afghanistan. (03:40)

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Aired: 03/15/2012 | Views: 58,034

Recap - Week of 2/13/12

Jeremy Lin captivates America, Stephen writes Jimmy Fallon a heartfelt Valentine, and contraceptives prevent the Lord from getting action. (02:07)

Tags:  Weekly Recap

Aired: 02/17/2012 | Views: 55,173

Intro - 2/14/12

Episode #08057

A health care mandate forces Catholic groups to provide birth control, government may ban cell phone use in cars, and William Broad studies the science of yoga. (00:32)

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Aired: 02/14/2012 | Views: 30,184

William Broad

Episode #08057

The New York Times' William Broad explores the sexual benefits of yoga as well as its potential health risks. (05:41)

Tags:  William Broadinterviewsbooksscienceexercisehealthinjuriesasseslookin' goodsexcultsmental health

Aired: 02/14/2012 | Views: 16,758

2/14/12 in :60 Seconds

Episode #08057

Contraceptive users c**k-block God, a Seattle woman marries a lesbian building, and William Broad ponders mental masturbation. (01:00)

Tags:  Colbert in :60 Seconds

Aired: 02/14/2012 | Views: 7,243

In the Field - Stephen Strong - Army of Me - Basic Training

During his military enlistment, Stephen insists on no special treatment and finds a way to connect with a strict drill sergeant. See the exclusive In the Field report. (04:17)

Tags:  exclusivesmashupsIn the Fieldon locationArmymilitaryrecruitmentexercisetroopsOperation Iraqi Stephen: Going CommandoSouth Carolina

Aired: 02/06/2012 | Views: 69,289

New Hampshire GOP Debates

Episode #08040

To grease the voting skids, the Republicans hold not one, but two, New Hampshire presidential primary debates. (03:49)

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Aired: 01/09/2012 | Views: 28,525

Daniel Craig

Episode #08036

Daniel Craig reveals his technique for staying sexy and arm-wrestles Stephen. (06:30)

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Aired: 12/15/2011 | Views: 36,922

The Word - Let Them Buy Cake

Episode #08034

Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker implements a bold new policy requiring protesters to pay for the right to protest. (04:24)

Tags:  The WordOccupy Wall StreetprotestsScott WalkermoneyConstitutionfreedom of speechSupreme CourtbusinesswealthWisconsinLaw & OrderTVpovertyweaponsadvertisingBud Light Limelaws

Aired: 12/13/2011 | Views: 30,257

Tip/Wag - Barack Obama's Omission, Mitt Romney's Ad & Lululemon's Tagline

Episode #08025

Barack Obama forgets that Jesus was at the first Thanksgiving, Mitt Romney takes Obama's words out of context, and Lululemon endorses Objectivism. (05:44)

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Aired: 11/28/2011 | Views: 53,650

The Word - Bite the Hand That Feeds You

Episode #08015

The pets of wealthy Americans have more disposable income than most poor people, suggesting a simple answer for closing the income gap. (05:17)

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Aired: 11/02/2011 | Views: 30,230

Sexy Costume Discrimination

Episode #08013

How dare costume-makers single out women for debasing when guys would love to get slutty, too. (02:15)

Tags:  Halloweenholidayshippieskidscostumessexismmen/womendiscriminationlookin' goodballsFrankensteinnudityphotosColbertismspunditsfoodanimalsspankingsGeorge WillStar Warstasers

Aired: 10/31/2011 | Views: 40,208