Episode #08101

Minorities use black hole time travel for revenge, strokes suddenly turn people gay, and a zoo is nothing but monkey prison. (06:25)

Tags:  ThreatDown,  violence,  police business,  NYPD,  African American,  ethnic,  profiling,  racism,  statistics,  men/women,  space,  time travel,  Barack Obama,  gay/homosexual,  same-sex marriage,  impressions,  exercise,  sex,  health,  science,  Matthew McConaughey,  lookin' good,  animals,  monkeys!,  gross-out,  zoos,  prison,  oral sex,  asses,  international affairs,  China,  U.K.,  New York City,  George Clinton

Episode #08094

Missouri lawmakers want to ban homosexuality discussions in schools because finding out that homosexuality exists is a slippery slope to tolerating it. (04:45)

Tags:  The Word,  gay/homosexual,  controversies,  education,  Missouri,  laws,  school,  kids,  growing up,  Republicans,  discrimination,  civil rights,  bestiality,  Neil Patrick Harris,  Craigslist,  sexual advances,  polls,  TV,  censorship,  same-sex marriage,  marriage

Episode #08090

Barack Obama makes a cowardly statement about Mitt Romney's wealth, made all the more cowardly by the fact that he never said it. (04:33)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  Steve Doocy,  lying,  media,  campaigns,  Mitt Romney,  wealth,  Republicans,  Fox News,  slogans,  print media,  sexual advances,  Washington Post,  New York Post,  speeches,  education,  college,  Indecision 2012,  Fox & Friends,  friendly friends at Fox & Friends

A half-Hispanic Spider-Man steals an American superhero job, and Colbert Super PAC launches its air power for Rick Parry with an "A" in Iowa. (07:33)

Tags:  exclusives,  mashups,  guns,  Twitter,  economy,  men/women,  sex,  birth control,  baseball,  Rick Perry,  doomsday,  global warming,  Mitt Romney,  Jon Huntsman,  Mormon,  Barack Obama,  marijuana,  Colbert Super PAC,  Emmy Awards,  Frank Luntz,  space,  astronauts,  South Carolina,  religion,  Rick Santorum,  same-sex marriage,  Vladimir Putin,  Anderson Cooper,  poop & pee,  friendly friends at Fox & Friends,  SpongeBob Squarepants,  immigration,  New York Post,  ABC5/WOI,  dental,  death,  candidates

Stephen calls out the lamestream media for "Boob Week" and other cheap ratings gropes. (03:56)

Tags:  On Topic,  exclusives,  mashups,  print media,  media,  liberal,  Brooke Gladstone,  Andrew Breitbart,  Anthony Weiner,  Fox News,  Rupert Murdoch,  terrorism,  international affairs,  News of the World,  New York Post,  asses,  friendly friends at Fox & Friends,  conspiracies,  controversies,  scandals,  Islamic,  breasts,  mongering,  Colbertisms,  sharks,  trademark

Episode #08022

Elijah Wood talks about the extensive Antarctic training he endured to play a penguin in "Happy Feet Two." (06:12)

Tags:  Elijah Wood,  interviews,  movies,  celebrities,  animation,  Lord of the Rings,  weapons,  Jimmy,  nerd alert,  kids,  Ian McKellen,  weather,  global warming,  animals,  food,  supernatural,  magic,  gifts & presents

Episode #08021

The environmental movement might be dead, substance abuse gets scary, and Thomas Thwaites builds a toaster from scratch. (00:31)

Tags:  intro,  environment,  Address the Mess,  drugs,  Thomas Thwaites,  technology,  Italy,  government,  international affairs,  economy,  partying

Colbert Super PAC makes an issue ad with Buddy Roemer, New York lays off Santa, Herman Cain blames Democrats, and Rick Perry struggles to remember. (04:10)

Tags:  Weekly Recap

Episode #08020

The CNBC Republican presidential debate will be forever remembered for one thing and one thing only, but Rick Perry can't remember what it is. (03:45)

Tags:  Rick Perry,  debates,  Mitt Romney,  Fox News,  Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy,  Brian Kilmeade,  Jimmy,  alcohol,  balls,  Juan Gabriel,  Republicans,  Indecision 2012,  candidates,  CNBC,  nuclear,  media

Episode #08020

Barack Obama plans a permanent U.S. military presence in Australia, Brian Kilmeade thinks that Rick Perry's forgetfulness humanizes him, and Brian Eno talks art. (01:01)

Tags:  Colbert in :60 Seconds

The Tea Party shouldnt have to compromise, because anger is always the best way to solve problems. (04:00)

Tags:  On Topic,  exclusives,  mashups,  Tea Party,  puking,  Republicans,  kids,  taxes,  Chris Matthews,  Rand Paul,  Brendan Steinhauser,  Christine O'Donnell,  masturbation,  Carl Paladino,  Technical Difficulties,  books,  Ross Douthat,  Doris Kearns Goodwin,  racism,  Amy Kremer,  Barack Obama,  David Leonhardt,  John McCain,  Lord of the Rings

Episode #08002

ESPN robs Americans of the proper football preparation procedures, so Stephen takes it upon himself to compose a Monday Night Football theme. (04:36)

Tags:  Hank Williams Jr.,  friendly friends at Fox & Friends,  Fox & Friends,  ESPN,  controversies,  Fox News,  performances,  under the desk,  country music,  Adolf Hitler,  Barack Obama,  Joe Biden,  Steve Doocy,  songs,  music,  men/women,  breasts,  football,  sports,  NFL,  video games,  Wii,  simulations,  golfing,  apologies,  Jimmy

Episode #08001

Stephen says goodnight and takes a swig from his environmentally friendly water bottle. (00:07)

Tags:  sign off,  environment,  water

Episode #07116

If Barack Obama really believed in his jobs bill, he should have presented it in a leather-bound volume with gold filigree and illuminated initials. (03:03)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  unemployment,  economy,  friendly friends at Fox & Friends,  Fox News,  interns,  Bill Clinton,  Jimmy,  Rupert Murdoch,  media,  print media,  New York Post,  conservative,  Republicans,  laws,  photos,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07114

The real game changer came before the Republican debate, when former candidate Tim Pawlenty stopped by to borrow a cup of airtime from "Fox & Friends." (02:36)

Tags:  Republicans,  debates,  Tim Pawlenty,  Mitt Romney,  Tea Party,  elections,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  marijuana,  animals,  violence,  voting,  photos,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07104

Part-time weather balloon Rush Limbaugh exposes the government-manufactured heat index conspiracy, while SpongeBob brainwashes kids with global warming propaganda. (04:59)

Tags:  weather,  global warming,  environment,  science,  Rush Limbaugh,  SpongeBob Squarepants,  conservative,  Steve Doocy,  Gretchen Carlson,  government,  pundits,  Fox News,  conspiracies,  kids,  animation,  Dora the Explorer,  sleep,  monkeys!,  Address the Mess,  the heroes,  education,  Nickelodeon,  mongering,  friendly friends at Fox & Friends

Episode #07092

The August 2nd debt ceiling deadline could be a Muslim-Nazi-Vietcong conspiracy to keep America fiscally solvent. (04:48)

Tags:  conspiracies,  China,  debt,  economy,  money,  Louie Gohmert,  secret Muslim,  Jimmy,  Fox News,  Rush Limbaugh,  Islamic,  Nazi,  Africa,  conservative,  Republicans,  the heroes,  nerd alert,  partying,  friendly friends at Fox & Friends

Episode #07092

David Carr of the New York Times admits that papers sell based on the misery of others, but that Rupert Murdoch's News Corp. sells misery best. (05:55)

Tags:  David Carr,  interviews,  New York Times,  terminations,  print media,  money,  advertising,  Internet,  Rupert Murdoch,  scandals,  News of the World,  friendly friends at Fox & Friends,  documentaries,  crime,  business,  the heroes

Episode #07092

Rick Perry should make Yahweh his vice president; if America defaults on its loans, it will be on par with Zambia; and David Carr believes the Murdoch story is just starting. (01:01)

Tags:  Colbert in :60 Seconds

Episode #07091

For some reason, the media continues to talk about the Rupert Murdoch piffle, so Steve Doocy blows the lid back onto the story. (03:36)

Tags:  Blood in the Water,  Rupert Murdoch,  News of the World,  scandals,  media,  liberal,  conservative,  sharks,  security,  Fox & Friends,  Steve Doocy,  Fox News,  Jimmy,  friendly friends at Fox & Friends,  crime,  international affairs,  print media,  police business,  investigations,  the heroes,  British,  business