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Barack Obama's Gay Blasphemy

Episode #08101

God ordered marriage to be between one man and that man's rib, but Barack Obama's gay marriage announcement drags evolution into the debate. (02:25)

Tags:  Barack Obamagay/homosexualsame-sex marriagemen/womenreligionmarriagelawsevolutionmonkeys!restaurantsBibleGodJesusAdam and EvesexdiscriminationRobert Jeffress

Aired: 05/10/2012 | Views: 102,538
Watch FULL EPISODE May 10, 2012 — Guest: Dr. Francis Collins

ThreatDown - Interdimensional Black People, Gay Strokes & Manipulative Sicko Monkeys

Episode #08101

Minorities use black hole time travel for revenge, strokes suddenly turn people gay, and a zoo is nothing but monkey prison. (06:25)

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Aired: 05/10/2012 | Views: 31,759
Watch FULL EPISODE May 10, 2012 — Guest: Dr. Francis Collins

Francis Collins

Episode #08101

Dr. Francis Collins talks about America's weight problem, evolution and the holistic way to confront obesity. (06:28)

Tags:  Francis Collinsinterviewsdocumentariesweight/obesitydietingHBOhealthAmericakidsepidemicslookin' goodgovernmentjunk foodassesexercisegross-outfightsdemonstrationscompetitionsevolutionfamilydeathSocial Security

Aired: 05/10/2012 | Views: 16,594
Watch FULL EPISODE May 10, 2012 — Guest: Dr. Francis Collins

Barack Obama vs. North Carolina on Gay Marriage

Episode #08100

Barack Obama becomes the first sitting president to push the rainbow button and launch gay-mageddon, but North Carolina strikes down marriage equality. (04:38)

Tags:  Barack ObamaNorth Carolinagay/homosexualsame-sex marriagemarriagefamilycivil rightslawsmen/womendiscriminationGood Morning AmericaDemocratic National ConventionsexconservativecryingstereotypesTadPaul Dinelloappearancesunder the deskMonica LewinskyJimmy

Aired: 05/09/2012 | Views: 97,380
Watch FULL EPISODE May 9, 2012 — Guest: Anna Wintour

Jon McNaughton's "Nation Under Socialism" Artwork

Episode #08100

One of the hottest pop culture paintings portrays Barack Obama burning the Constitution, and Stephen explicates its complicated, multi-level message. (05:16)

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Aired: 05/09/2012 | Views: 42,221
Watch FULL EPISODE May 9, 2012 — Guest: Anna Wintour

Anonymous Attack Ads - Claire McCaskill

Episode #08099

Missouri Senator Claire McCaskill criticizes political attack ads funded by untraceable money in 501(c)4s. (04:19)

Tags:  Claire McCaskillappearancesadvertisingmoneycampaignsfundraisingaccountabilityMissouriColbert Super PACapologieslawsvoting

Aired: 05/08/2012 | Views: 26,944
Watch FULL EPISODE May 8, 2012 — Guest: Michelle Alexander

Joe Biden's Same-Sex Marriage Gaffe

Episode #08098

Vice President Joe Biden says he is comfortable with same-sex marriage and credits sitcoms like "Will and Grace" for teaching tolerance. (01:52)

Tags:  Joe Bidengay/homosexuallawssame-sex marriagecivil rightsWill and Gracemen/womenmarriageMeet the PressObama administrationTVSeattleBarack Obamasocialismdiscrimination

Aired: 05/07/2012 | Views: 34,358
Watch FULL EPISODE May 7, 2012 — Guest: Andy Cohen

ThreatDown - Newscasting Bears

Episode #08098

A Pennsylvania news team shares its backyard weather forecast: partly grizzly with a chance of precipitation in the pants. (02:05)

Tags:  ThreatDownbearslocal news teamweatherJimmyPennsylvaniaanimalsWolf BlitzerAndrew NapolitanoSteve Doocysafetymediapunditsphotos

Aired: 05/07/2012 | Views: 33,610
Watch FULL EPISODE May 7, 2012 — Guest: Andy Cohen

Intro - 5/1/12

Episode #08095

Election advertising gets ugly, God sanctions cuts to the poor, and Carne Ross believes democracy is defective. (00:35)

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Aired: 05/01/2012 | Views: 35,569
Watch FULL EPISODE May 1, 2012 — Guest: Carne Ross

Paul Ryan's Christian Budget Cuts

Episode #08095

Barack Obama and the Catholic Church wage war on Paul Ryan's deeply Christian Republican House budget. (04:19)

Tags:  religionHouse of RepresentativesPaul RyanBarack ObamapovertyCatholiceconomymoneylookin' goodChristianJesusRepublicanschurch and stateholidayscreationismVaticantaxeswealthGeorgetown UniversityBiblepopes

Aired: 05/01/2012 | Views: 39,800
Watch FULL EPISODE May 1, 2012 — Guest: Carne Ross

Diane Keaton

Episode #08094

Oscar-winning actress Diane Keaton skirts Stephen's questions and misinterprets a backstage hug. (06:15)

Tags:  Diane Keatoninterviewsbookssexual advancesWhite House Correspondents Association Dinnersexnudityparentsassescryingmental health

Aired: 04/30/2012 | Views: 73,759
Watch FULL EPISODE April 30, 2012 — Guest: Diane Keaton

Grim Colberty Tales with Julie Andrews

Episode #08091

Children's author Julie Andrews talks about her book series "The Very Fairy Princess" and the importance of sparkle. (06:44)

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Aired: 04/24/2012 | Views: 44,669
Watch FULL EPISODE April 24, 2012 — Guest: Magnus Carlsen

Don McLeroy

Episode #08090

Former Texas Board of Education Chairman Don McLeroy discusses the documentary "The Revisionaries," science in textbooks and religious conservatism. (06:41)

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Aired: 04/23/2012 | Views: 114,930
Watch FULL EPISODE April 23, 2012 — Guest: Don McLeroy

Tavis Smiley & Cornel West

Episode #08089

Tavis Smiley and Cornel West talk about their book on American poverty, "The Rich and the Rest of Us." (06:16)

Tags:  Tavis SmileyCornel WestinterviewspovertyAmericablue collarbookseconomywealthgovernmentdemocracylobbyistscapitalismMitt RomneyPaul RyanNative Americanvotingunemploymentpoop & pee

Aired: 04/19/2012 | Views: 17,594
Watch FULL EPISODE April 19, 2012 — Guest: Tavis Smiley & Cornel West

Stephen Colbert's End of the World of the Week - Doomsday Preppers

Episode #08088

National Geographic premieres a show about people obsessed with the imminent collapse of civilization, which hasn't been covered on TV in over a year. (04:44)

Tags:  End of the World of the WeekNational GeographicTVdoomsdaygunsapocalypseinjuriesAmerican blankscapemongeringhippiesJimmymurderphotosballsMexiconational parksanimalspenisesTed NugentGlenn Beckweaponsmental health

Aired: 04/18/2012 | Views: 19,906
Watch FULL EPISODE April 18, 2012 — Guest: Arianna Huffington

Intro - 4/17/12

Episode #08087

Chicken feed comes into question, a scandal rocks a government agency, and Jonah Lehrer shares an original insight. (00:31)

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Aired: 04/17/2012 | Views: 34,647
Watch FULL EPISODE April 17, 2012 — Guest: Jonah Lehrer

GSA Spending Scandal

Episode #08087

Darrell Issa pulls the stopper on Jeff Neely's tub of lies, while Barack Obama gets blamed for being a poor GSA watchdog. (04:32)

Tags:  GSAtaxesgovernmentJeff NeelyscandalsaccountabilityBarack ObamaFifth Amendmentragemy mistakemoneyhot tubphotoslookin' goodJimmymediaFox NewsDarrell IssaLas Vegastrials/hearingsMichael PhelpsalcoholObama administration

Aired: 04/17/2012 | Views: 19,155
Watch FULL EPISODE April 17, 2012 — Guest: Jonah Lehrer

Newt Gingrich & Gun Rights

Episode #08086

The NRA Annual Meeting draws a star-studded lineup of conservative, gun-loving Republicans, plus Mitt Romney. (03:48)

Tags:  NRAgunsSecond AmendmentNewt Gingrichcivil rightsGodhuman rightsBill of RightsSt. LouisRepublicanslawsCharlton HestonphotosconservativeMitt Romneyinternational affairsmurdercrimeweaponsConstitutionEnglandthe moonreligion

Aired: 04/16/2012 | Views: 20,796
Watch FULL EPISODE April 16, 2012 — Guest: Bonnie Raitt

Richard Hersh

Episode #08083

Higher education consultant Richard Hersh believes in challenging college students to develop their highest intellectual and emotional capabilities. (06:44)

Tags:  Richard Hershinterviewscollegebookseducationliberalconservativework/officeMIThistoryculturebusinessreligionliterary references

Aired: 04/10/2012 | Views: 51,111

Easter Under Attack - Bunny vs. Bilby

Episode #08082

The Australian conservationists' Easter Bilby threatens the sacred holiday ritual of dying a rabbit pink and gorging on its chocolate offspring. (04:54)

Tags:  Easter Under AttackEasterAustraliaholidaysChristianJesusDisneySuper Bowlanimalsjunk foodfootballreligionphotoscompetitionsTim Tebowkidsfamilyinternational affairs

Aired: 04/09/2012 | Views: 36,369