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Delicate Advice for Chen Guangcheng

Episode #08094

Chinese dissident Chen Guangcheng lulls his guards into complacency and escapes from an 18-month house arrest. (05:17)

Tags:  ChinaBeijinginternational affairshouse arrestObama administrationhuman rightsvisually impaireddiplomacymoneydebtCanadaVancouverNew York CityMexicocats & catsballsAmericaSyriaaudience interactionmarriage

Aired: 04/30/2012 | Views: 50,052
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Andrew Bird

Episode #08071

Andrew Bird explains the inspiration for "Eyeoneye" and learns of sad associations with his "The Mysterious Production of Eggs" album. (03:23)

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Aired: 03/13/2012 | Views: 19,073

Wheat Thins Sponsortunity

Episode #08061

While Wheat Thins is a snack for anyone actively seeking experiences, those experiences should not include eating 17 crackers in one sitting. (06:49)

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Aired: 02/23/2012 | Views: 121,443

Robert Kagan

Episode #08059

Author Robert Kagan talks about advising Mitt Romney on foreign policy and explores America's use of military force in international affairs. (05:24)

Tags:  Robert KaganinterviewsbooksconservativeMitt RomneyAmericabusinesseconomyhistoryhigh fivedemocracyinternational affairswarsIraq WarIranIsraelnuclearweaponsMiddle EastWMDsmilitaryMuammar al-GaddafiBarack Obama

Aired: 02/21/2012 | Views: 10,595

Stephen Colbert's Big Gay Roundup - Military Bestiality & Homosexual Penguins

Episode #08035

An early version of the Defense Appropriations bill repeals the rule banning bestiality in the military, and the Toronto Zoo's gay penguins turn straight. (05:01)

Tags:  Barack Obamamilitarytroopsgay/homosexualmediaanimalsdogsphotosbestialityMichele BachmannconservativezoosAntarcticabooksmy mistakeJimmyElijah WoodmongeringSteve Carell

Aired: 12/14/2011 | Views: 47,313

Ray Odierno

Episode #08035

General Ray Odierno enumerates the reasons why America's employers should hire homecoming Iraq war veterans. (06:00)

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Aired: 12/14/2011 | Views: 16,883

In Herman Cain's Defense

Episode #08028

Herman Cain's Arizona state chairman, Lori Klein, dismisses the idea that Cain would sexually harass anyone. (03:40)

Tags:  Herman Cainscandalssexual advancesadulteryLori Kleinlookin' goodgay/homosexualcampaignscandidatesIndecisionIndecision 2012Republicans

Aired: 12/01/2011 | Views: 49,550

Stop Online Piracy Act - Danny Goldberg & Jonathan Zittrain

Episode #08028

Music manager Danny Goldberg defends Internet piracy laws, and Harvard law professor Jonathan Zittrain doesn't want Justin Bieber to go to jail for copyright infringement. (04:42)

Tags:  Danny GoldbergappearancesInternetlawsuitsbusinesslawsdebatesgovernmentfreedom of speechcrimemediaJustin BiebertrademarkmusicbooksAppleiPodsTronunemploymentinternational affairscensorship

Aired: 12/01/2011 | Views: 110,890

Ghost Sex

Episode #08016

An Ohio family photographs what they purport to be ghosts having sex in their house. (02:23)

Tags:  supernaturalsexOhiovampiresmonstersChupacabraJimmymoviesmythology

Aired: 11/03/2011 | Views: 29,530

On Topic - Arts and Leisure - Dance

Stephen dances his heart out in the studio, on Capitol Hill and in front of his portrait at an art gallery. (03:24)

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Aired: 08/22/2011 | Views: 34,177

On Topic - Arts and Leisure - Television

If you can't stand to be away from The Colbert Report, hug your television. That warmth you feel isn't radiation -- it's Stephen loving you back. (03:58)

Tags:  On TopicexclusivesmashupsTVsoap operasmediaFox NewsEmmy Awards

Aired: 08/22/2011 | Views: 43,881

The Word - Head in the Cloud

Episode #07104

Technology turns people into empty flesh terminals that rely on it for all their ideas, memories and relationships. (05:40)

Tags:  The WordtechnologyInternetfriendsJimmyGooglemental healthNana & Pee-Popkittenscats & catssciencefoodGene Simmonsbusinesscell phonesthe heroesphone callsFacebookiPad

Aired: 08/09/2011 | Views: 32,115

Doomsday Bargain Bunkers

Episode #07103

With three doomsday believers to a room, Vivos economy-class underground bunkers are like freshman year at Bob Jones University. (04:13)

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Aired: 08/08/2011 | Views: 23,200

America's Credit Grating

Episode #07100

America should handle credit ratings agencies the way it does all terrorists: by marching the marines into their offices and whisking them off to Gitmo. (03:19)

Tags:  DemocratsRepublicanseconomydebtcompetitionsAmericaHarry ReidBarack ObamaWall StreetstockselitismterrorismGuantanamo BayGreecethe heroesinternational affairsbusiness

Aired: 08/02/2011 | Views: 26,415

Tip/Wag - Scented Razors & Rick Scott's Approval Rating

Episode #07083

Schick's disposable men's razor smells like it just stepped out of the shower, and Florida Governor Rick Scott writes his own praises. (04:52)

Tags:  Tip/Waglookin' goodadvertisingRick ScottColbert Nationapproval ratingsMad LibsFloridaunder the deskRepublicansphotosHarry Pottermail/e-mailTea Partyaudience interaction

Aired: 06/27/2011 | Views: 61,736

Elephants in the Room

Episode #07077

Michele Bachmann announces her candidacy at the second Republican debate, and Tim Pawlenty runs for Mitt Romney's vice president. (08:23)

Tags:  Tim PawlentyMitt RomneyMichele BachmannRon PaulRepublicansNew HampshirefamilykidshealthinsuranceeconomybusinesstaxeswealthGoogleInternetgovernmentpornStephen's laptopdebatesprimariescandidateselectionsIndecisionIndecision 2012Jimmy

Aired: 06/14/2011 | Views: 47,186

Henry Kissinger Pt. 1

Episode #07076

Henry Kissinger will negotiate with Mao Zedong but has cut off relationships with an eight-year-old. (06:20)

Tags:  Henry KissingerinterviewsbooksChinaMao Zedonghistorydiplomacyinternational affairsNobel PrizesecurityCold WarwarsBetter Know

Aired: 06/13/2011 | Views: 26,567

Catholic Bender

Episode #07053

Stephen must accept that he is a functional Roman Catholic after his weekend bender. (03:11)

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Aired: 04/25/2011 | Views: 69,064

Era of American Dental Exceptionalism Is Over

Episode #07028

The plummeting number of toothpaste varieties infringes on Stephen's right to brush each of his 32 teeth with its own individual toothpaste. (03:25)

Tags:  Wall Street Journalprint mediadentalsongsmusicdeathTechnical Difficulties

Aired: 02/24/2011 | Views: 64,350

Egyptian Democracy - Christiane Amanpour

Episode #07022

Christiane Amanpour brings a gift for Christiane Aman-purr and believes Egypt's democratic uprising will last. (05:50)

Tags:  Christiane AmanpourinterviewsEgyptdemocracyprotestsIslamicreligioninternational affairscats & catsanimalstroopsHosni MubarakdictatorsgeneticsAmericacostumes

Aired: 02/15/2011 | Views: 41,251