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Ireland's Imported Sperm & Ethnically Accurate Headgear

Episode #08073

Stephen offers to solve Ireland's overpriced sperm problem, and presents some authentic cultural garments. (03:53)

Tags:  St. Patrick's DayholidayssnakesIrelandFormula 401ethnicsexinternational affairsunder the deskpartyingpunditscostumesalcoholmoviesstereotypesJewishfoodmusicfacial hairChris MatthewsBill O'ReillyPapa BearSean HannityLiam NeesonDenmark

Aired: 03/15/2012 | Views: 25,085

Claire Danes

Episode #08065

Claire Danes talks about her role as a bipolar CIA agent in her TV show "Homeland." (06:00)

Tags:  Claire Danesinterviewscelebritiesmental healthdrugsinjuriesbooksCIAColbert Bumpinterrogationstorturespying

Aired: 03/01/2012 | Views: 13,220

Tip/Wag - Liberal Dictionary & Newt Gingrich Alert

Episode #08033

The American Heritage Dictionary's lexicowards redefine an offensive term, and Newt Gingrich thinks of new ways to make Americans afraid. (06:05)

Tags:  Tip/WagNewt GingrichcitizenshipbooksimmigrationWikipediaMexicopregnancykidsborder securityliberalColbertismsAmericaphotosmongeringtechnologyJames Bondmovieswealththe moonspaceterrorismnuclearsuper villainslookin' goodmusicJimmyAmishChinese

Aired: 12/12/2011 | Views: 58,998

Michigan's Snow Cone Machines

Episode #08032

The soft-on-terror-crats mischaracterize Michigan's ice shaving machines as a frivolous waste of tax money, but there's no reason that fighting terror shouldn't be fun. (04:42)

Tags:  terrorismAl QaedasecurityMichiganmongeringwar on terrorfoodmoneyBret Baierlookin' goodFox Newstaxesimpressionsamusement parksGuantanamo Bay

Aired: 12/08/2011 | Views: 58,939

Tip/Wag - Marine Corps & Department of Homeland Security

Episode #07120

The Marine Corps issues a harsh restriction banning Marines from audible farting, and the Department of Homeland Security lets kids 12 and under keep their shoes on. (04:49)

Tags:  Tip/WagMarinesmilitaryAfghanistan WartroopsfartsAfghanistancultureterrorismweaponsJimmyanthemspoop & peepatriotismsecurityflyingkidsululationsparentscostumesimpressionsappearancesArabicfoodHeroe$ Crawl

Aired: 09/22/2011 | Views: 26,041

Jeremy Ben-Ami

Episode #07120

Jeremy Ben-Ami, the president of the pro-Israel lobby J Street, discusses the Israeli-Palestinian conflict and Palestine's application for full U.N. membership. (06:46)

Tags:  Jeremy Ben-AmiinterviewsUnited NationsIsraelPalestineMiddle EastdiplomacylobbyistspeacewarshistoryMahmoud AbbasJewishreligionapocalypseChristianHeroe$ Crawl

Aired: 09/22/2011 | Views: 22,604

Recap - Week of 9/12/11

Diane Sawyer makes Stephen cry, Sarah Palin criticizes government jobs, Michael Moore wants to leverage celebrity Democrats, and Stephen aches for Jimmy Fallon. (04:10)

Tags:  Weekly Recap

Aired: 09/16/2011 | Views: 57,444

This Weak in National Secowardty

Episode #07112

Whenever terrorists come up with a new way to attack air travel, the TSA finds innovative ways to overreact, but all that security is about to disappear. (05:33)

Tags:  TSAflyingsecuritytravelsecret MuslimterrorismAmericatechnologyJanet NapolitanoIslamicnuditypenisesphotosJimmycracks upfoodfashion9/11WMDsSaddam HusseinapologiesBarack Obamapublic indecencyHeroe$ Crawl

Aired: 09/07/2011 | Views: 26,947

Alexandra Pelosi

Episode #07084

Emmy-winning filmmaker Alexandra Pelosi discusses her documentary, "Citizen U.S.A," about citizenship ceremonies throughout the 50 states. (06:22)

Tags:  Alexandra PelosiinterviewsBetter Know a DistrictmoviesimmigrationcitizenshipmarijuanaNancy PelosiAmericaBarack Obamaalcoholdrugsmoralitydocumentariespatriotismstereotypes

Aired: 06/28/2011 | Views: 20,626

Tom Ridge

Episode #07075

Tom Ridge believes natural gas is a matter of economic and national security. (06:21)

Tags:  Tom RidgeinterviewsPennsylvaniaBush administrationalternative energylobbyistsEPAenvironmentpollutionsecuritygas pricesoilMole PeopleJimmyAddress the Mess

Aired: 06/09/2011 | Views: 67,473

Homeland Security Eliminates Color-Coded Terror Alert System

Episode #07056

Stephen unclenches his sphincter when he realizes a government color chart no longer validates his paranoia. (04:38)

Tags:  Janet NapolitanosecuritytravelflyingterrorismappearancesTwitterTechnical Difficultiespoop & peeGreat Britainon locationcostumesaudience interactionmagicfiresassesterror alert

Aired: 04/28/2011 | Views: 27,133

Tip/Wag - Cigarette Tax, Abortion Waiting Period & Bargain Travelers

Episode #07041

New Hampshire cuts its cigarette tax, South Dakota requires a waiting period for abortions, and thrifty terrorists pose a security threat. (05:14)

Tags:  Tip/WagNew HampshireSouth Dakotasmokingtaxesalcoholsloganshealthlawsabortionmen/womengunsUmar Farouk Abdul MutallabterrorismDetroitflyingmoneyprofilingtravel

Aired: 03/28/2011 | Views: 34,437

Reza Aslan

Episode #07036

Reza Aslan thinks Peter King's hearings to investigate Muslim radicalization are a useless enterprise. (06:36)

Tags:  Reza AslaninterviewsIslamicreligionCongressStephen's friendsPeter Kingtrials/hearingsterrorismelitismextremismfriendsdiscrimination

Aired: 03/10/2011 | Views: 33,611

Recap - Week of 8/16/10

Stephen announces the end of the Iraq War and threatens to stab Brett Favre in the eye. (04:11)

Tags:  Weekly Recap

Aired: 08/20/2010 | Views: 11,536

Growing Intelligence Community - Richard Clarke

Episode #06103

Richard Clarke believes that too many intelligence agencies increase the chances that the next terrorist attack will succeed. (10:55)

Tags:  Richard ClarkeinterviewsBarack ObamaIslamicreligionsecret MuslimGodJesusConstitutionAl Qaedaterrorism9/11privacyintelligencegive it to mesecurityspyingunder the deskStarbucksJimmy

Aired: 08/16/2010 | Views: 50,220

8/16/10 in :60 Seconds

Episode #06103

Stephen calls for a new intelligence agency, Mexico legalizes gay marriage, and John Fetterman wants money for a playground. (01:01)

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Aired: 08/16/2010 | Views: 7,880

Boom! Doesn't Go the Dynamite

Episode #06062

The FBI releases the audio of Faisal Shahzad's last-minute phone call to the Taliban prior to his arrest. (04:23)

Tags:  New York CityterrorismbombsFaisal ShahzadConnecticutdouchebagsOK Gophone callsJimmypolice businessTaliban

Aired: 05/04/2010 | Views: 35,921

Times Square Terrorism

Episode #06061

They may take our safety and security, but they will never take our rhinestone-studded Big Apple thongs and porn shop anal beads. (03:10)

Tags:  New York CitybombsterrorismStatue of LibertyJimmypatriotismAmericaNew York Cityaudience interactioncollectibles

Aired: 05/03/2010 | Views: 53,858

Failure to Connect the Dots

Episode #06004

Stephen shows how easy it is to connect the dots to the underwear bomber on his T.G.I. Jihad's placemat. (01:57)

Tags:  Umar Farouk Abdul MutallabterrorismBarack Obamasecuritytoys & games

Aired: 01/07/2010 | Views: 45,889

12/3/09 in :60 Seconds

Episode #05154

Stephen covers Tiger Woods' car crash, tries out for the U.S. skeleton team and talks to Janet Napolitano about the color-coded threat level. (01:00)

Tags:  Colbert in :60 Seconds

Aired: 12/03/2009 | Views: 12,513