Episode #08101

Minorities use black hole time travel for revenge, strokes suddenly turn people gay, and a zoo is nothing but monkey prison. (06:25)

Tags:  ThreatDown,  violence,  police business,  NYPD,  African American,  ethnic,  profiling,  racism,  statistics,  men/women,  space,  time travel,  Barack Obama,  gay/homosexual,  same-sex marriage,  impressions,  exercise,  sex,  health,  science,  Matthew McConaughey,  lookin' good,  animals,  monkeys!,  gross-out,  zoos,  prison,  oral sex,  asses,  international affairs,  China,  U.K.,  New York City,  George Clinton

Episode #08100

One of the hottest pop culture paintings portrays Barack Obama burning the Constitution, and Stephen explicates its complicated, multi-level message. (05:16)

Tags:  art,  portrait,  socialism,  Constitution,  fires,  Barack Obama,  Utah,  Sean Hannity,  culture,  patriotism,  history,  Bo Dietl,  Fox News,  collectibles,  mongering,  conservative,  liberal,  religion,  Jesus,  Shepard Fairey,  Steve Martin,  impressions,  founding fathers,  Jimmy,  America

Episode #08077

Texans contribute more to Colbert Super PAC than to Romney's super PAC, and Stephen wants every college across this great nation to have its own Colbert Super PAC. (07:04)

Tags:  Super Fun Pack,  Colbert Super PAC,  fundraising,  Wisconsin,  primaries,  Rick Santorum,  University of Texas,  challenges,  Mitt Romney,  money,  campaigns,  Texas,  print media,  college,  audience interaction,  under the desk,  Stephen's products,  Trevor Potter,  costumes,  Geraldo Rivera,  candidates,  facial hair,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  mail/e-mail,  Mormon,  tube socks,  Colbert Nation,  business

Episode #08077

Mitt Romney tries to connect with blue collar voters by telling a funny story about his father laying off blue collar workers. (03:09)

Tags:  Mitt Romney,  blue collar,  Wisconsin,  terminations,  performances,  dogs,  cars/trucks,  Michigan,  parades,  work/office,  audience interaction,  wealth,  African American,  impressions,  ethnic,  business,  candidates,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08071

Pat Robertson talks karate, Rick Santorum has a message for plants, and Andrew Bird discusses the inspiration for one of his songs. (01:00)

Tags:  Colbert in :60 Seconds

Episode #08070

Strange things start happening to Mitt Romney, and Jeff Foxworthy joins his Southern primary campaign. (03:30)

Tags:  primaries,  the South,  Newt Gingrich,  Mitt Romney,  impressions,  under the desk,  Jeff Foxworthy,  cracks up,  costumes,  blue collar,  Republicans,  Alabama,  Mississippi,  Richard Nixon,  Jimmy,  food,  lookin' good,  balls,  Ron Paul,  Indecision 2012,  candidates,  campaigns,  Dukes of Hazzard

Episode #08070

Jeff Foxworthy campaigns with Mitt Romney, scientists pursue male birth control, and Stephen talks to author Katherine Boo about poverty. (01:00)

Tags:  Colbert in :60 Seconds

Episode #08069

Fox News contributor Eric Bolling has a secret plan to lower gas prices by a dollar -- if only President Obama would call him. (05:49)

Tags:  Eric Bolling,  phone calls,  pranks,  gas prices,  Fox News,  oil,  Obama administration,  Barack Obama,  Justin Bieber,  challenges,  birth control,  money,  impressions,  super villains,  flags,  fires,  energy,  conservative,  pets,  media

Episode #08059

Nancy Pelosi smears Stephen in an effort to pass the Disclose Act, and Barack Obama reverses his stand on super PACs as his reelection campaign solicits donations. (06:47)

Tags:  Colbert Super PAC,  fundraising,  money,  Nancy Pelosi,  advertising,  Supreme Court,  costumes,  Star Wars,  impressions,  supernatural,  parody,  Newt Gingrich,  Barack Obama,  fashion,  photos,  balls,  kittens,  appearances,  cats & cats,  under the desk,  elections,  Abraham Lincoln,  David Koch,  Charles Koch,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  Stephen's friends,  laws,  pets

Episode #08058

Mitt Romney attempts to connect to Michigan voters and brings out the biggest, tannest, most leathery gun of them all: Donald Trump. (06:53)

Tags:  Mitt Romney,  Donald Trump,  South Carolina Serious Classy Republican Debate,  Michigan,  primaries,  lookin' good,  impressions,  Rick Santorum,  polls,  bailouts,  Detroit,  wealth,  celebrities,  Animal Planet,  National Geographic,  Jimmy,  asses,  cars/trucks,  Stephen's friends,  dogs,  animals,  environment,  campaigns,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision 2012

Jeremy Lin captivates America, Stephen writes Jimmy Fallon a heartfelt Valentine, and contraceptives prevent the Lord from getting action. (02:07)

Tags:  Weekly Recap

Episode #08056

Activist Bill McKibben talks about the proposed Keystone XL oil pipeline and calls on Colbert Nation to sign his petition opposing its construction. (04:43)

Tags:  Bill McKibben,  interviews,  environment,  global warming,  Address the Mess,  oil,  money,  protests,  energy,  hybrids,  cars/trucks,  Senate,  international affairs,  Saudi Arabia,  Canada,  Colbert Nation,  It's a Wonderful Life

Episode #08056

Jeremy Lin garners attention for the New York Knicks, Stephen writes Jimmy Fallon a Valentine, and Bill McKibben appreciates Canadian opposition to the Keystone XL pipeline. (01:00)

Tags:  Colbert in :60 Seconds

Episode #08054

Mitt Romney stomps Newt Gingrich in Florida with help from his negative ad campaign, and Newt Gingrich fights back with a robocall. (06:40)

Tags:  Mitt Romney,  Newt Gingrich,  Florida,  advertising,  Twitter,  Colbert Nation,  Jimmy,  challenges,  Chris Matthews,  Ronald Reagan,  Jewish,  senior citizens,  Nana & Pee-Pop,  robots,  impressions,  speeches,  photos,  mental health,  Star Trek,  fights,  campaigns,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08053

Newt Gingrich gains a powerful supporter, America gets a new look at its founding fathers, and Bjork performs a song. (00:33)

Tags:  intro,  Newt Gingrich,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  founding fathers,  history,  education,  Bjork,  The Muppet Show,  impressions,  songs,  performances,  zoos,  animals,  lookin' good,  visually impaired

Episode #08052

Barack Obama plays the dirty political trick of being irresistibly appealing, the Navy trains dolphins to sweep for mines, and the U.N. receives 35 pounds of cocaine. (06:11)

Tags:  ThreatDown,  Barack Obama,  songs,  menstrual cycle,  Italian,  Wizard of Oz,  John McCain,  Sarah Palin,  photos,  Newt Gingrich,  Mitt Romney,  Rick Santorum,  Ron Paul,  KISS,  animals,  Iran,  Osama bin Laden,  extremism,  Al Qaeda,  terrorism,  oil,  Navy,  United Nations,  cocaine,  diplomacy,  drugs,  impressions,  performances,  Jimmy,  sleep,  sexual advances,  Louisiana,  health,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012

Herman Cain sings at the South Cain-olina Primary Rally, Rick Santorum panders to the elderly, Maurice Sendak praises Stephen's idiocy, and Newt Gingrich reimagines the moon. (04:09)

Tags:  Weekly Recap

Episode #08051

Drew Barrymore recalls working with Steven Spielberg as a little girl and thinks about recording a whale CD to promote her movie "Big Miracle." (06:22)

Tags:  Drew Barrymore,  interviews,  celebrities,  movies,  kids,  Steven Spielberg,  E.T.,  Jimmy,  hippies,  impressions,  Tom Brokaw,  Greenpeace,  government,  protests,  Ronald Reagan,  music,  animals,  songs,  crying

Episode #08051

Mitt Romney understands banks' feelings, Newt Gingrich hopes to colonize the moon, and Drew Barrymore enjoys Stephen's impressions. (01:01)

Tags:  Colbert in :60 Seconds

Episode #08048

Newt Gingrich seals his victory in the South Carolina primary debates by going after America's most dangerous enemy: debate moderators. (03:19)

Tags:  Newt Gingrich,  South Carolina,  primaries,  debates,  media,  campaigns,  Juan Williams,  John King,  scandals,  controversies,  marriage,  divorce,  adultery,  impressions,  African American,  ethnic,  drugs,  death,  violence,  stereotypes,  poverty,  animals,  hunting,  photos,  lookin' good,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision 2012