Episode #08100

Barack Obama becomes the first sitting president to push the rainbow button and launch gay-mageddon, but North Carolina strikes down marriage equality. (04:38)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  North Carolina,  gay/homosexual,  same-sex marriage,  marriage,  family,  civil rights,  laws,  men/women,  discrimination,  Good Morning America,  Democratic National Convention,  sex,  conservative,  crying,  stereotypes,  Tad,  Paul Dinello,  appearances,  under the desk,  Monica Lewinsky,  Jimmy

Episode #08098

Controversy strikes the Obama administration, a threat jeopardizes American jobs, and Bravo's Andy Cohen answers "Real Housewives" questions. (00:39)

Tags:  intro,  controversies,  Obama administration,  sex,  Timothy Geithner,  work/office,  money,  Andy Cohen,  Bravo,  reality shows,  dinosaurs,  farts,  global warming,  environment,  Address the Mess,  interns,  science,  history

Episode #08095

Georgetown University's Father Thomas Reese finds discrepancies between Catholic doctrine and Paul Ryan's fiscal ministry. (05:59)

Tags:  Thomas Reese,  appearances,  Paul Ryan,  Catholic,  poverty,  philosophy,  Ayn Rand,  lying,  economy,  money,  government,  wealth,  taxes,  morality,  religion,  Jesus,  Christian,  business,  nailed,  socialism,  Pope Benedict XVI,  Georgetown University,  photos,  Bigfoot,  college,  mythology,  Republicans

Episode #08077

Stephen approves of college students being political players, Mitt Romney proves he's just like average Americans, and Peter Beinart has a book about the future of Israel. (00:35)

Tags:  intro,  college,  sex,  interns,  Mitt Romney,  Peter Beinart,  Israel,  books,  Atlantic City,  Anderson Cooper,  slogans,  sexual advances,  candidates,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08075

Popping pills reduces racial prejudice, and Stephen reveals the identity of Dick Cheney's anonymous heart donor. (04:22)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  don't see color,  racism,  Dick Cheney,  Fox News,  ethnic,  drugs,  stereotypes,  Asian,  Jewish,  science,  family,  health,  Tyler Perry,  surgery,  my mistake,  interns

Stephen's intern is always on hand for non-sexual demonstrations, fake trips to Mars and experimental ophthalmological procedures. (03:56)

Tags:  5 x Five,  exclusives,  mashups,  interns,  sexual advances,  scandals,  Technical Difficulties,  laws,  space,  NASA,  Mars,  animals,  scams,  lying,  health,  future,  guns

Barack Obama pushes higher education, the Colbert Report airs its 1,000th show, Stephen demands that men get transurethral ultrasounds, and the GOP sets its sights on Jeb Bush. (04:06)

Tags:  Weekly Recap

Episode #08063

The Colbert Report celebrates its 1,000th show, Indiana Representative Bob Morris criticizes the Girl Scouts, and Ross Eisenbrey speaks out against unpaid internships. (01:13)

Tags:  Colbert in :60 Seconds

Episode #08063

Ross Eisenbrey believes that everyone -- from interns to college athletes --should be paid for working for someone else's financial benefit. (06:04)

Tags:  Ross Eisenbrey,  interviews,  appearances,  labor,  business,  interns,  laws,  college,  education,  money,  work/office,  sports,  Olympics,  Abraham Lincoln,  slavery,  lawsuits

Joan Rivers suspects Stephen of getting plastic surgery, Nancy Pelosi attacks Colbert Super PAC, Stephen swears off conquistador high fives, and Mormons convert deceased Jews. (04:07)

Tags:  Weekly Recap

Episode #08061

Holocaust survivor Elie Wiesel calls on Mitt Romney to end the Mormon practice of posthumously baptizing Jews. (05:10)

Tags:  Elie Wiesel,  Mormon,  Jewish,  religion,  controversies,  death,  protests,  Mitt Romney,  Anne Frank,  time travel,  Catholic,  Heaven,  flying,  interns,  circumcision,  simulations,  food,  under the desk,  The Inquisition,  penises

Episode #08061

Stephen proxy circumcises all the dead Mormons, Nabisco delineates the do's and don'ts of Wheat Thins consumption, and Placido Domingo looks good singing. (01:00)

Tags:  Colbert in :60 Seconds

Episode #08044

A shadowy outside group calling itself the Definitely Not Coordinating with Stephen Colbert Super PAC unveils the most shocking attack ad yet. (05:02)

Tags:  Colbert Super PAC,  Mitt Romney,  Jon Stewart,  Colbert 2012,  advertising,  South Carolina,  primaries,  business,  interns,  laws,  appearances,  costumes,  photos,  travel,  food,  prison,  murder,  Karl Rove,  Supreme Court,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08025

CNN lays off 50 staff members, and Stephen gets in on the uncompensated future of news at the meReporters 6700. (05:06)

Tags:  CNN,  Internet,  terminations,  touch screen,  media,  24-hour news,  money,  technology,  health,  Michael Stipe,  appearances,  Wolf Blitzer,  animals,  surgery,  interns,  work/office

Episode #08021

According to KPHO, Phoenix's news leader, boys and girls across America are soaking tampons in vodka and literally getting drunk off their asses. (03:48)

Tags:  alcohol,  menstrual cycle,  men/women,  parenting,  teens,  mongering,  asses,  media,  local news team,  gross-out,  interns,  kids,  coffee,  crying,  advertising,  violence,  school

Episode #08016

Herman Cain's sexual harassment scandal doesn't hurt his campaign fundraising, and Rush Limbaugh shares his racial stereotype expertise. (05:45)

Tags:  Herman Cain,  Rush Limbaugh,  Colbert Super PAC,  scandals,  sexual advances,  work/office,  lawsuits,  songs,  music,  performances,  racism,  stereotypes,  money,  fundraising,  interns,  appearances,  lawyers,  costumes,  Technical Difficulties,  Led Zeppelin,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  candidates,  campaigns,  Republicans,  weight/obesity,  Star Wars,  lookin' good,  conservative,  liberal,  S&M,  fetishes

Jon Huntsman makes Stephen an offer, Herman Cain's ad sticks it to the American elite, PETA files a lawsuit against SeaWorld, and Oakland police attack protesters. (04:08)

Tags:  Weekly Recap

Episode #08011

PETA considers whale performers slaves, Alabama offers its farmers prison inmate labor, and Taylor Branch likens playing college sports to working on a plantation. (01:01)

Tags:  Colbert in :60 Seconds

Episode #08005

Stephen's pro-NBA-owner Super PAC ad is sure to bring the NBA lockout crisis to an end -- if ABC's Dallas affiliate, WFAA, ever airs it. (6:34)

Tags:  Sport Report,  NBA,  advertising,  Colbert Super PAC,  basketball,  Mark Cuban,  money,  wealth,  business,  economy,  unemployment,  work/office,  unions,  Dallas Mavericks,  Colbert Nation,  audience interaction,  conspiracies,  Jimmy,  photos,  the heroes,  friends,  Christmas,  holidays,  Jesus,  Emmy Awards,  media,  local news team,  mail/e-mail,  Dallas,  Texas,  Good Morning America

Episode #08004

Sarah Palin bows out of the race the way our founding fathers intended: by having talk show host Mark Levin read a press release on his show. (04:12)

Tags:  Sarah Palin,  Chris Christie,  talk shows,  radio,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  Republicans,  candidates,  elections,  interns,  appearances,  family,  fundraising,  money,  socialism,  Peter Pan,  my mistake,  shopping,  founding fathers