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Episode #09076

Facebook profiles contain secret data, people learn how to spot radical Muslims, and Carl Edgar Blake wants to breed the perfect pig. (00:38)

Tags:  intro,  Facebook,  Internet,  dating,  Islamic,  science,  fundamentalism,  religion,  farming,  animals,  food,  Jon Hamm,  penises,  media,  Carl Edgar Blake II

Episode #08031

Jon Huntsman's campaign receives financial support from his dad's super PAC, but father and son are not coordinating. (03:30)

Tags:  Jon Huntsman,  parents,  business,  money,  wealth,  advertising,  parody,  kids,  growing up,  parenting,  lookin' good,  Colbert Super PAC,  Rick Santorum,  Rick Perry,  transportation,  Jimmy,  senior citizens,  fast food,  campaigns,  candidates,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012

Episode #07124

Colbert thanks the unsung heroes with a final, eight-tiered Heroe$ Crawl. (00:34)

Tags:  sign off,  Jimmy,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07120

According to NASA's calculations, Americans have either until Saturday morning to evacuate the Earth or they were vaporized two hours ago. (04:22)

Tags:  NASA,  space,  technology,  safety,  death,  evacuations,  science,  Jimmy,  under the desk,  animals,  super powers,  Detroit,  superheroes,  mongering,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07120

The Marine Corps issues a harsh restriction banning Marines from audible farting, and the Department of Homeland Security lets kids 12 and under keep their shoes on. (04:49)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  Marines,  military,  Afghanistan War,  troops,  farts,  Afghanistan,  culture,  terrorism,  weapons,  Jimmy,  anthems,  poop & pee,  patriotism,  security,  flying,  kids,  ululations,  parents,  costumes,  impressions,  appearances,  Arabic,  food,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07119

Stephen calls on Hipster Nation to tune in to his exclusive, special broadcast with rock legends Radiohead, on Monday, September 26th, presented by Dr Pepper. (01:52)

Tags:  Radiohead,  indie rock,  music,  hipsters,  Dr Pepper,  StePhest Colbchella '011,  advertising,  my mistake,  The Beatles,  Colbert Nation,  money,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07118

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to understand that the U.S. needs money, but conservatives think Barack Obama is waging class warfare by taxing the rich. (02:45)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  economy,  taxes,  wealth,  unemployment,  business,  approval ratings,  conservative,  Paul Ryan,  Republicans,  gambling,  wars,  NASA,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07118

If Americans don't find someone to pay the government's tab soon, Congress may get desperate enough to do the unthinkable. (04:31)

Tags:  The Word,  economy,  taxes,  money,  poverty,  drugs,  senior citizens,  Social Security,  unemployment,  bacon,  Michele Bachmann,  Republicans,  death,  under the desk,  housing,  Wall Street,  health,  Congress

Episode #07117

While the $2 billion UBS lost in rogue trades sounds like a lot, it's only a fraction of what they lost through authorized trades. (03:24)

Tags:  economy,  Switzerland,  security,  business,  money,  stocks,  mental health,  Greece,  crying,  international affairs,  crime,  lookin' good,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07117

Democrats forgot to file their jobs bill with the House of Representatives, so Louie Gohmert filed his own jobs bill with the same name. (01:15)

Tags:  Louie Gohmert,  Congress,  Barack Obama,  unemployment,  Jimmy,  Texas,  taxes,  money,  business,  Republicans,  Democrats,  poop & pee,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07116

If Barack Obama really believed in his jobs bill, he should have presented it in a leather-bound volume with gold filigree and illuminated initials. (03:03)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  unemployment,  economy,  friendly friends at Fox & Friends,  Fox News,  interns,  Bill Clinton,  Jimmy,  Rupert Murdoch,  media,  print media,  New York Post,  conservative,  Republicans,  laws,  photos,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07116

There's one downside to the United States becoming the only civilized nation without a postal service, but Stephen has just the solution. (03:42)

Tags:  mail/e-mail,  Stephen's products,  business,  Colbert Nation,  collectibles,  debt,  Congress,  money,  Jimmy,  technology,  Benjamin Franklin,  history,  impressions,  mental health,  under the desk,  food,  restaurants,  senior citizens,  photos,  birthdays,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07116

Former postal worker and author Phil Rubio discusses the important universal service provided by the post office. (03:50)

Tags:  Phil Rubio,  appearances,  books,  mail/e-mail,  Halliburton,  business,  government,  taxes,  money,  Congress,  unions,  labor,  rallies,  weather,  Internet,  asses,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07116

Michael Moore describes the defining moment that transformed him from a quiet kid into an outspoken social critic. (05:58)

Tags:  Michael Moore,  interviews,  books,  liberal,  conservative,  Democrats,  Barack Obama,  George W. Bush,  Republicans,  discrimination,  unemployment,  growing up,  literary references,  Bush v. Gore,  school,  accept your apology,  magic,  Tom Hanks,  candidates,  elections,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  documentaries,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07115

Barack Obama's plan is just more job-killing spending, adding to America's job-killing debt, so he can create some job-killing jobs. (02:00)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  photos,  unemployment,  labor,  poverty,  economy,  taxes,  laws,  Jimmy,  Ronald Reagan,  Republicans,  Congress,  Dukes of Hazzard,  driving,  Mitt Romney,  Sarah Palin,  money,  under the desk,  Heroe$ Crawl,  government

Episode #07115

Ron Paul needs a credible national endorsement to give his campaign the kind of legitimacy his campaign has not been able to get from his campaign. (03:23)

Tags:  Ron Paul,  candidates,  friend of the show,  Libertarians,  Republicans,  alcohol,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  elections,  health,  Tim Pawlenty,  Bobby Jindal,  photos,  National Geographic,  Constitution,  First Amendment,  voting,  dogs,  death penalty,  Heroe$ Crawl,  police business,  TV

Episode #07114

The real game changer came before the Republican debate, when former candidate Tim Pawlenty stopped by to borrow a cup of airtime from "Fox & Friends." (02:36)

Tags:  Republicans,  debates,  Tim Pawlenty,  Mitt Romney,  Tea Party,  elections,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  marijuana,  animals,  violence,  voting,  photos,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07114

Newspapers are part of America's past, like buggy whip makers and the middle class, but they still perform an important function. (07:25)

Tags:  on location,  print media,  media,  weather,  fishing,  science,  Georgia,  Athens,  the South,  history,  dogs,  blue collar,  police business,  New York Times,  Twitter,  iPad,  crime,  alcohol,  food,  animals,  Heroe$ Crawl,  In the Field

Episode #07114

If Americans can exploit the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks to make a quick buck, it's like hitting the terrorists with economic Jujitsu. (04:38)

Tags:  9/11,  World Trade Center,  business,  Stephen's products,  collectibles,  shopping,  terrorism,  martial arts,  Osama bin Laden,  alcohol,  poop & pee,  money,  mental health,  flying,  food,  kids,  books,  under the desk,  violence,  charity,  fundraising,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07114

Diane Sawyer discusses the unedited recordings of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, released 50 years after John F. Kennedy's inauguration. (06:09)

Tags:  Diane Sawyer,  interviews,  ABC News,  audience interaction,  Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis,  history,  Caroline Kennedy,  John F. Kennedy,  crying,  mental health,  Heroe$ Crawl