Newt Gingrich explains one of the Constitution's pre-existing conditions, which may lead to the rise of geriatric jihadists. (03:20)

Tags:  5 x Five,  exclusives,  mashups,  Newt Gingrich,  Declaration of Independence,  Second Amendment,  insurance,  guns,  health,  Barack Obama,  laws,  jihad,  senior citizens,  food,  Spain,  Florida,  Guantanamo Bay,  Constitution,  prison,  national parks,  Better Know a Lobby,  Paul Helmke,  weapons,  Ronald Reagan,  assassinations,  government

Stopping illegal immigration may require alligators, moats and electrified fences. (02:58)

Tags:  5 x Five,  exclusives,  mashups,  immigration,  Hispanic,  laws,  Mexico,  Spanish,  Herman Cain,  Tennessee,  Martin Sheen,  media,  Barack Obama,  animals,  Mitt Romney,  Republicans,  Latino,  Scott Douglas,  Alabama,  family,  government

Rush Limbaugh shares his kung pao jibber-jabber and compares NFL games to gang violence. (03:23)

Tags:  5 x Five,  exclusives,  mashups,  Rush Limbaugh,  Hu Jintao,  China,  Chinese,  Talib Kweli,  music,  African American,  Arizona,  laws,  government,  history,  Black History Month,  George Washington,  food,  Lewis Black,  Abraham Lincoln,  slavery,  vampires,  The Daily Show,  weight/obesity,  sports,  NFL,  gangs,  weapons,  Al Sharpton,  Barack Obama,  Ohio,  John Kasich,  stereotypes,  Hispanic,  Power Rangers,  pop culture

Episode #08101

God ordered marriage to be between one man and that man's rib, but Barack Obama's gay marriage announcement drags evolution into the debate. (02:25)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  gay/homosexual,  same-sex marriage,  men/women,  religion,  marriage,  laws,  evolution,  monkeys!,  restaurants,  Bible,  God,  Jesus,  Adam and Eve,  sex,  discrimination,  Robert Jeffress

Episode #08100

Barack Obama becomes the first sitting president to push the rainbow button and launch gay-mageddon, but North Carolina strikes down marriage equality. (04:38)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  North Carolina,  gay/homosexual,  same-sex marriage,  marriage,  family,  civil rights,  laws,  men/women,  discrimination,  Good Morning America,  Democratic National Convention,  sex,  conservative,  crying,  stereotypes,  Tad,  Paul Dinello,  appearances,  under the desk,  Monica Lewinsky,  Jimmy

Episode #08100

Stephen breaks off his wedding, North Carolina champions traditional marriage, the founding fathers question Barack Obama, and Anna Wintour shares a beautiful story. (01:01)

Tags:  Colbert in :60 Seconds

Episode #08099

"Spooky PACs" trailblazer Karl Rove gives anonymous political money to help keep political money anonymous, and Stephen gives in to donor transparency fetishists. (05:27)

Tags:  Colbert Super PAC,  laws,  fundraising,  money,  elections,  Karl Rove,  wealth,  accountability,  business,  Newt Gingrich,  charity,  taints,  founding fathers,  photos,  campaigns,  democracy,  Jay-Z,  Jimmy,  Indecision 2012,  advertising,  oral sex

Episode #08099

Missouri Senator Claire McCaskill criticizes political attack ads funded by untraceable money in 501(c)4s. (04:19)

Tags:  Claire McCaskill,  appearances,  advertising,  money,  campaigns,  fundraising,  accountability,  Missouri,  Colbert Super PAC,  apologies,  laws,  voting

Episode #08099

Civil rights lawyer Michelle Alexander discusses her book "The New Jim Crow: Mass Incarceration in the Age of Colorblindness." (05:17)

Tags:  Michelle Alexander,  interviews,  books,  civil rights,  ethnic,  profiling,  prison,  discrimination,  war on drugs,  Ronald Reagan,  statistics,  David Simon,  poverty,  don't see color,  African American,  legalization,  marijuana,  violence,  laws,  Islamic,  police business,  crime,  stereotypes,  history

Episode #08099

Super PAC spending grows by 1100%, Colbert Super PAC SHH! discloses its donor list, Maurice Sendak threatens Stephen, and Michelle Alexander recognizes boring TV. (01:01)

Tags:  Colbert in :60 Seconds

Episode #08098

Vice President Joe Biden says he is comfortable with same-sex marriage and credits sitcoms like "Will and Grace" for teaching tolerance. (01:52)

Tags:  Joe Biden,  gay/homosexual,  laws,  same-sex marriage,  civil rights,  Will and Grace,  men/women,  marriage,  Meet the Press,  Obama administration,  TV,  Seattle,  Barack Obama,  socialism,  discrimination

Episode #08096

Kermit the Frog violates German media law, but Stephen defends his reputation to Germany's UN ambassador, Hans Beinholtz. (04:51)

Tags:  Kermit the Frog,  Hans Beinholtz,  appearances,  The Muppet Show,  movies,  Germany,  laws,  TV,  advertising,  international affairs,  Jimmy,  nudity,  Karl Rove,  lookin' good,  photos,  under the desk,  puppets,  kids,  mental health,  philosophy,  lying

Episode #08094

Missouri lawmakers want to ban homosexuality discussions in schools because finding out that homosexuality exists is a slippery slope to tolerating it. (04:45)

Tags:  The Word,  gay/homosexual,  controversies,  education,  Missouri,  laws,  school,  kids,  growing up,  Republicans,  discrimination,  civil rights,  bestiality,  Neil Patrick Harris,  Craigslist,  sexual advances,  polls,  TV,  censorship,  same-sex marriage,  marriage

Episode #08094

Invisible zippers ensure that no one will know about the gun in your pocket unless you're unhappy to see them. (03:53)

Tags:  guns,  fashion,  Sweetness,  appearances,  business,  laws,  under the desk,  Tim Gunn,  taints,  exercise,  safety,  photos,  New York Times,  weapons,  profiling

Episode #08092

Saving the planet by demonizing immigrants gives liberals and conservatives something they can do together. (04:59)

Tags:  The Word,  immigration,  ethnic,  racism,  global warming,  environment,  labor,  Fox News,  New York Times,  liberal,  conservative,  gay/homosexual,  MSNBC,  pollution,  alternative energy,  border security,  Mexican,  California,  statistics,  international affairs,  Ku Klux Klan,  guns,  laws,  poverty,  Address the Mess,  America,  media,  Address the Mess

Episode #08090

Pheromone parties encourage premarital smelling, and Arizona lawmakers declare that pregnancy begins two weeks before conception. (04:22)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  men/women,  Arizona,  dating,  sex,  pregnancy,  Republicans,  gross-out,  abortion,  Doris Kearns Goodwin,  apologies,  vaginas,  menstrual cycle,  laws,  Nana & Pee-Pop,  balls,  penises,  Mozart,  under the desk,  cracks up,  mental health,  birth control,  partying,  music

The GSA's Jeff Neely keeps quiet, Jonah Lehrer talks creativity, Mitt Romney seeks a running mate, Tennessee updates abstinence laws, and bologna hits the black market. (04:07)

Tags:  Weekly Recap

Episode #08089

America has very strict meat entry laws, but that doesn't stop some south of the border sausage smugglers from playing "hide the bologna." (06:26)

Tags:  The Enemy Within,  Mexico,  border security,  food,  black market,  money,  ethnic,  appearances,  kids,  drugs,  laws,  Jim Gilchrist,  international affairs,  gross-out,  hot dogs,  crime,  America,  patriotism,  lobbyists,  mongering,  addiction,  police business

Episode #08088

Kissing and hugging are the last stop before reaching Groin Central Station, so it's important to ban all the things that lead to the things that lead to sex. (05:03)

Tags:  The Word,  abstinence,  sex,  education,  sexual advances,  Tennessee,  teens,  school,  conservative,  health,  parenting,  growing up,  statistics,  laws,  local news team,  lookin' good,  nerd alert,  balls,  pregnancy,  kids,  visually impaired

Episode #08086

Women are the big prize this campaign year, and both Democrats and Republicans are fallopi-in it to win it. (04:53)

Tags:  men/women,  Ann Romney,  Mitt Romney,  Barack Obama,  controversies,  sexism,  health,  laws,  Republicans,  vaginas,  Democrats,  campaigns,  slogans,  breasts,  penises,  lookin' good,  under the desk,  Indecision,  celebrities,  crying,  voting,  cars/trucks,  fashion,  movies