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Kermit the Frog's German TV Offense - Hans Beinholtz

Episode #08096

Kermit the Frog violates German media law, but Stephen defends his reputation to Germany's UN ambassador, Hans Beinholtz. (04:51)

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Aired: 05/02/2012 | Views: 45,610
Watch FULL EPISODE May 2, 2012 — Guest: Jonathan Haidt

5/2/12 in :60 Seconds

Episode #08096

Frozen Richard Branson heads symbolize success, Hans Beinholtz proves puppets don't exist, and Jonathan Haidt asserts the power of social psychology. (01:02)

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Aired: 05/02/2012 | Views: 4,196
Watch FULL EPISODE May 2, 2012 — Guest: Jonathan Haidt

Newt Gingrich & Gun Rights

Episode #08086

The NRA Annual Meeting draws a star-studded lineup of conservative, gun-loving Republicans, plus Mitt Romney. (03:48)

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Aired: 04/16/2012 | Views: 20,798
Watch FULL EPISODE April 16, 2012 — Guest: Bonnie Raitt

ThreatDown - Barack Obama, Fundamentalist Flippers & Coked Up Diplomats

Episode #08052

Barack Obama plays the dirty political trick of being irresistibly appealing, the Navy trains dolphins to sweep for mines, and the U.N. receives 35 pounds of cocaine. (06:11)

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Aired: 01/30/2012 | Views: 27,310

Exclusive - Hey! Remember This, Alabama?

Episode #08011

In this web-only exclusive, Stephen shares with Congress his vast experience spending one day as a migrant farm worker. (05:45)

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Aired: 10/26/2011 | Views: 61,017

Rush Limbaugh's L.R.A. Research

Episode #08007

Before researching the Lord's Resistance Army, Rush Limbaugh accuses Barack Obama of killing Christians in Uganda. (04:15)

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Aired: 10/19/2011 | Views: 82,924

Recap - Week of 9/20/11

The Emmys' "In Memoriam" reel overlooks Stephen again, liberal protestors occupy Wall Street, and Jeremy Ben-Ami talks Israeli-Palestinian relations. (03:08)

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Aired: 09/23/2011 | Views: 54,659

Obama's U.N. Gaffes & Rick Perry's Support for Israel

Episode #07120

Barack Obama finds peace much harder than winning a Nobel Peace Prize, and Rick Perry stands with the Jews when he's not dancing with them. (04:17)

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Aired: 09/22/2011 | Views: 43,673

Jeremy Ben-Ami

Episode #07120

Jeremy Ben-Ami, the president of the pro-Israel lobby J Street, discusses the Israeli-Palestinian conflict and Palestine's application for full U.N. membership. (06:46)

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Aired: 09/22/2011 | Views: 22,604

9/22/11 in :60 Seconds

Episode #07120

The Marine Corps bans loud farting, Barack Obama has a photo fail at the U.N., and Jeremy Ben-Ami discusses the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. (01:01)

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Aired: 09/22/2011 | Views: 6,006

European Union Collapse & War-Fueled Recovery

Episode #07119

The fastest way to start a European war is to piss off the Germans, so America should kick them in the schnitzels to jumpstart a World War II-style economic recovery. (04:27)

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Aired: 09/21/2011 | Views: 46,585

Recap - Week of 9/12/11

Diane Sawyer makes Stephen cry, Sarah Palin criticizes government jobs, Michael Moore wants to leverage celebrity Democrats, and Stephen aches for Jimmy Fallon. (04:10)

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Aired: 09/16/2011 | Views: 57,444

FEMA's Waffle House Index

Episode #07117

Waffle House becomes FEMA's syrup-smothered canary in a coalmine, which is also available on their menu. (03:53)

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Aired: 09/15/2011 | Views: 27,009

Rick Perry's HPV Vaccine Mandate

Episode #07116

If Americans let the government mandate the HPV vaccine, they might as well let the U.N.'s jackbooted thugs inject their daughters with pharmaceutical-grade slut juice. (04:20)

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Aired: 09/14/2011 | Views: 60,542

9/14/11 in :60 Seconds

Episode #07116

Fox News scrutinizes Barack Obama's binder clip, conservatives worry that the HPV vaccine will turn girls into sluts, and Michael Moore wants Tom Hanks to run for president. (01:00)

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Aired: 09/14/2011 | Views: 6,394

Recap - Week of 8/15/11

Susan Rice discusses the U.N.; NASA busts a nut; Jeff Bridges has fun working; and Vladimir Putin rocks a wetsuit, while Barack Obama rides a bus. (04:11)

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Aired: 08/19/2011 | Views: 32,511

Susan Rice Pt. 1

Episode #07107

U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Susan Rice believes the U.N. is the one place where America can marshal the military and financial support of other nations. (06:03)

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Aired: 08/15/2011 | Views: 11,020

Susan Rice Pt. 2

Episode #07107

Ambassador Susan Rice explains U.S. involvement in Syria and Libya, and tells Colbert Nation what they can do to help with Somalia's humanitarian tragedy. (04:15)

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Aired: 08/15/2011 | Views: 6,489

8/15/11 in :60 Seconds

Episode #07107

Stephen apologizes to ABC's Des Moines affiliate, and Susan Rice describes the parade of dictators who address the United Nations yearly. (01:02)

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Aired: 08/15/2011 | Views: 28,994

Exclusive - Susan Rice Extended Interview Pt. 1

Episode #07107

In this unedited, extended interview, U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Susan Rice explains the role of the U.N. in protecting American interests. (05:15)

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Aired: 08/15/2011 | Views: 35,757