Episode #08098

Vice President Joe Biden says he is comfortable with same-sex marriage and credits sitcoms like "Will and Grace" for teaching tolerance. (01:52)

Tags:  Joe Biden,  gay/homosexual,  laws,  same-sex marriage,  civil rights,  Will and Grace,  men/women,  marriage,  Meet the Press,  Obama administration,  TV,  Seattle,  Barack Obama,  socialism,  discrimination

Episode #08085

An Internet dating service helps survivalists Arma-get-it-on, and a fast food chain reminds evacuees to grab a menu. (04:23)

Tags:  End of the World of the Week,  doomsday,  international affairs,  men/women,  apocalypse,  dating,  Thailand,  Internet,  Stephen's products,  natural disasters,  earthquakes,  tsunamis,  KFC,  fast food,  business,  apologies,  photos,  cannibalism,  Colbertisms,  mongering,  future,  poop & pee,  advertising

Episode #08064

The spermicidal maniacs at the University of Kansas develop a male birth control pill, and Brooklyn coffee shops hook babies on the foam dragon. (05:12)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  birth control,  drugs,  religion,  Catholic,  controversies,  men/women,  safety,  health,  sex,  Rick Santorum,  photos,  mongering,  demonstrations,  under the desk,  kids,  coffee,  parenting,  smoking,  animals,  Elvis Presley,  music,  ethnic,  penises,  laws,  Today Show,  addiction

Episode #08058

Rick Santorum calls on humans to husband the earth's resources before fracking her good all night long. (04:42)

Tags:  Rick Santorum,  polls,  Satan,  Bible,  Christian,  religion,  wars,  Hell,  Barack Obama,  mongering,  energy,  oil,  environment,  fracking,  Address the Mess,  God,  America,  Jimmy,  marriage,  photos,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision 2012,  Adam and Eve

Episode #08049

The Florida GOP debate leaves one question lingering in everyone's mind: who cares? (00:51)

Tags:  Newt Gingrich,  Brian Williams,  debates,  competitions,  lookin' good,  breasts,  Republicans,  candidates,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08040

To grease the voting skids, the Republicans hold not one, but two, New Hampshire presidential primary debates. (03:49)

Tags:  debates,  New Hampshire,  Rick Perry,  Mitt Romney,  primaries,  drinking games,  under the desk,  alcohol,  troops,  Iraq,  Iran,  WMDs,  international affairs,  Mahmoud Ahmadinejad,  Star Trek,  photos,  Republicans,  candidates,  Indecision 2012,  birth control,  hangovers

Episode #08038

Mitt Romney denies coordinating with Restore Our Future, the pro-Romney super PAC responsible for a barrage of negative ads against Newt Gingrich. (03:47)

Tags:  caucuses,  Iowa,  Newt Gingrich,  Mitt Romney,  advertising,  campaigns,  fundraising,  wealth,  prison,  money,  rage,  photos,  Indecision 2012,  candidates,  debates,  movies,  lying,  supernatural,  Republicans

Episode #08036

2011 has been tough on everybody, but Stephen hopes The Colbert Report has brightened people's spirits. (01:22)

Tags:  sign off,  fireside,  Christmas,  bikes,  gifts & presents,  appearances,  nerd alert,  literary references,  Santa Claus,  polls,  statistics,  alcohol,  doomsday

Episode #08034

Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker implements a bold new policy requiring protesters to pay for the right to protest. (04:24)

Tags:  The Word,  Occupy Wall Street,  protests,  Scott Walker,  money,  Constitution,  freedom of speech,  Supreme Court,  business,  wealth,  Wisconsin,  Law & Order,  TV,  poverty,  weapons,  advertising,  Bud Light Lime,  laws

Episode #08023

Chris Matthews talks about John F. Kennedy's World War II heroism and critical health issues. (05:55)

Tags:  Chris Matthews,  interviews,  John F. Kennedy,  books,  left-wing,  Democrats,  health,  history,  World War II,  wars,  military,  Catholic,  growing up,  Newt Gingrich,  NBC,  Cold War

Episode #08020

The CNBC Republican presidential debate will be forever remembered for one thing and one thing only, but Rick Perry can't remember what it is. (03:45)

Tags:  Rick Perry,  debates,  Mitt Romney,  Fox News,  Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy,  Brian Kilmeade,  Jimmy,  alcohol,  balls,  Juan Gabriel,  Republicans,  Indecision 2012,  candidates,  CNBC,  nuclear,  media

Episode #08018

New York bureaucrats stick their budget-cutting knives right into Santa's bowlful of jelly, but the Colbert Super PAC makes things right. (03:27)

Tags:  Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude,  Colbert Super PAC,  war on Christmas,  Christmas,  Santa Claus,  debt,  money,  terminations,  Timothy Geithner,  gifts & presents,  costumes,  Jimmy,  labor,  New York,  kids,  outsourcing,  North Pole,  business,  photos,  World War II,  guns,  holidays

Episode #08012

The NFL fines Troy Polamalu for concussion-dialing his wife on the sideline, and Stephen debuts the second pro-NBA-owner Colbert Super PAC ad. (06:19)

Tags:  Sport Report,  Colbert Super PAC,  NFL,  football,  NBA,  basketball,  advertising,  Jimmy,  photos,  Mark Cuban,  Dallas Mavericks,  David Stern,  unions,  controversies,  money,  business,  Troy Polamalu,  health,  family,  God,  Jesus,  Christmas,  holidays,  sexual advances,  lockouts,  contract negotiations,  animals,  World Series,  St. Louis Cardinals,  baseball,  cell phones,  Ben Roethlisberger,  Tom Brady,  injuries,  my mistake,  Virgin Mary,  Texas,  Christian,  religion,  violence,  local news team,  Dallas

Episode #08006

Herman Cain is joking about the deadly, electrified U.S.-Mexico border fence -- unless Americans are into the idea, in which case he means it. (05:12)

Tags:  Herman Cain,  controversies,  border security,  immigration,  flip-flopper,  polls,  Colbert Super PAC,  Republicans,  candidates,  taxes,  international affairs,  media,  death,  alternative energy,  Ching Chong Ding Dong,  Adolf Hitler,  outsourcing,  cocaine,  drugs,  Newt Gingrich,  Indecision 2012,  elections,  Jimmy,  Spanish,  Jon Huntsman,  dating,  Mexico

Episode #08002

The Republican field is a 10-way tie, a music legend gets into trouble, and John Lithgow brings his Emmy over for a play date. (00:29)

Tags:  intro,  Republicans,  candidates,  competitions,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  elections,  campaigns,  Mitt Romney,  music,  Billy Joel,  Hank Williams Jr.,  John Lithgow,  Emmy Awards,  celebrities,  NBC,  TV,  Playboy,  porn

Stephen reveals the granddaddy of all spoilers, Martin Luther King Jr.'s immortal words are shortened, and Barack Obama unveils his jobs plan. (03:10)

Tags:  Weekly Recap

Episode #07113

To reach the unemployed, Barack Obama should deliver his speech when the unemployed are watching TV: at 3 a.m., right after a Slap Chop commercial. (06:01)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  speeches,  unemployment,  Congress,  Republicans,  Mitch McConnell,  David Vitter,  economy,  prostitution,  Green Bay Packers,  scandals,  football,  sports,  under the desk,  cooking,  costumes,  food,  alcohol,  balls,  debates,  birthdays,  photos,  advertising,  Jimmy,  breasts,  fashion,  Heroe$ Crawl,  TV,  Wisconsin

Episode #07113

Rick Perry compares himself to Galileo, Barack Obama reveals his jobs plan, and Tom Brokaw tells where he was when he first got word of the 9/11 attacks. (01:02)

Tags:  Colbert in :60 Seconds

Episode #07104

Part-time weather balloon Rush Limbaugh exposes the government-manufactured heat index conspiracy, while SpongeBob brainwashes kids with global warming propaganda. (04:59)

Tags:  weather,  global warming,  environment,  science,  Rush Limbaugh,  SpongeBob Squarepants,  conservative,  Steve Doocy,  Gretchen Carlson,  government,  pundits,  Fox News,  conspiracies,  kids,  animation,  Dora the Explorer,  sleep,  monkeys!,  Address the Mess,  the heroes,  education,  Nickelodeon,  mongering,  friendly friends at Fox & Friends

Episode #07101

A half-black, half-Hispanic Spider-Man replaces a dead Peter Parker, setting a terrible precedent for superhero diversity. (02:33)

Tags:  Spider-Man,  fans,  nerd alert,  comics,  death,  African American,  Hispanic,  diversity,  Asian,  Superman,  immigration,  stereotypes,  gay/homosexual,  musicals,  theater,  the heroes,  ethnic