Rush Limbaugh shares his kung pao jibber-jabber and compares NFL games to gang violence. (03:23)

Tags:  5 x Five,  exclusives,  mashups,  Rush Limbaugh,  Hu Jintao,  China,  Chinese,  Talib Kweli,  music,  African American,  Arizona,  laws,  government,  history,  Black History Month,  George Washington,  food,  Lewis Black,  Abraham Lincoln,  slavery,  vampires,  The Daily Show,  weight/obesity,  sports,  NFL,  gangs,  weapons,  Al Sharpton,  Barack Obama,  Ohio,  John Kasich,  stereotypes,  Hispanic,  Power Rangers,  pop culture

Episode #08080

Republicans try to appeal to Latinos, a beloved American mascot gets a makeover, and Robert Ballard talks about the Titanic. (00:36)

Tags:  intro,  Republicans,  Latino,  ethnic,  elections,  alcohol,  Lil Wayne,  Robert Ballard,  anniversaries,  Titanic,  French,  NFL,  sports,  football,  injuries

Episode #08066

Professional bowler Pete Weber wins the U.S. Open, Fox 5's Ross Shimabuku insults Danica Patrick, and the New Orleans Saints allegedly paid players to injure competitors. (04:50)

Tags:  Sport Report,  NASCAR,  New Orleans Saints,  Danica Patrick,  bowling,  scandals,  football,  injuries,  lookin' good,  nudity,  money,  investigations,  sexism,  NFL,  mental health,  balls,  auto racing,  violence,  sports,  penises

Episode #08059

Ultimate Taser Ball is a dream come true for fans who love the NFL, but want to watch something slightly less violent. (03:59)

Tags:  Current Events,  tasers,  injuries,  sports,  Jimmy,  soccer,  NFL,  balls,  songs,  performances,  teens,  weapons,  health,  apologies,  Doris Kearns Goodwin,  nudity,  photos,  Matt Lappin,  dogs,  toys & games,  North Carolina

Episode #08056

You know things are rough when a Harvard economics grad like Jeremy Lin has an easier time getting a job as an NBA point guard than as a Wall Street bond trader. (04:53)

Tags:  Jeremy Lin,  NBA,  New York Knicks,  basketball,  sports,  Harvard,  advertising,  Stephen's products,  New York Giants,  NFL,  Super Bowl,  New York,  parades,  holidays,  religion,  lookin' good,  health,  Kareem Abdul-Jabbar,  Colbertisms

Episode #08048

Stephen reports on the Rock Me Like a Herman Cain South Cain-olina Primary Rally, and Bruce Bueno de Mesquita predicts what world leaders will do. (00:26)

Tags:  South Cain-olina Primary Rally,  rallies,  South Carolina,  Herman Cain,  Colbert 2012,  primaries,  Bruce Bueno de Mesquita,  Vladimir Putin,  animals,  New York Giants,  New England Patriots,  NFL,  football,  little people,  patriotism,  sports

Episode #08016

Herman Cain's sexual harassment scandal doesn't hurt his campaign fundraising, and Rush Limbaugh shares his racial stereotype expertise. (05:45)

Tags:  Herman Cain,  Rush Limbaugh,  Colbert Super PAC,  scandals,  sexual advances,  work/office,  lawsuits,  songs,  music,  performances,  racism,  stereotypes,  money,  fundraising,  interns,  appearances,  lawyers,  costumes,  Technical Difficulties,  Led Zeppelin,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  candidates,  campaigns,  Republicans,  weight/obesity,  Star Wars,  lookin' good,  conservative,  liberal,  S&M,  fetishes

Episode #08012

The NFL fines Troy Polamalu for concussion-dialing his wife on the sideline, and Stephen debuts the second pro-NBA-owner Colbert Super PAC ad. (06:19)

Tags:  Sport Report,  Colbert Super PAC,  NFL,  football,  NBA,  basketball,  advertising,  Jimmy,  photos,  Mark Cuban,  Dallas Mavericks,  David Stern,  unions,  controversies,  money,  business,  Troy Polamalu,  health,  family,  God,  Jesus,  Christmas,  holidays,  sexual advances,  lockouts,  contract negotiations,  animals,  World Series,  St. Louis Cardinals,  baseball,  cell phones,  Ben Roethlisberger,  Tom Brady,  injuries,  my mistake,  Virgin Mary,  Texas,  Christian,  religion,  violence,  local news team,  Dallas

Episode #08005

Stephen's pro-NBA-owner Super PAC ad is sure to bring the NBA lockout crisis to an end -- if ABC's Dallas affiliate, WFAA, ever airs it. (6:34)

Tags:  Sport Report,  NBA,  advertising,  Colbert Super PAC,  basketball,  Mark Cuban,  money,  wealth,  business,  economy,  unemployment,  work/office,  unions,  Dallas Mavericks,  Colbert Nation,  audience interaction,  conspiracies,  Jimmy,  photos,  the heroes,  friends,  Christmas,  holidays,  Jesus,  Emmy Awards,  media,  local news team,  mail/e-mail,  Dallas,  Texas,  Good Morning America

Obamacare heads to the Supreme Court, Chris Christie ends confusion over his candidacy, Herman Cain thinks being gay is a choice, and Sarah Palin decides not to run in 2012. (04:07)

Tags:  Weekly Recap

Episode #08002

ESPN robs Americans of the proper football preparation procedures, so Stephen takes it upon himself to compose a Monday Night Football theme. (04:36)

Tags:  Hank Williams Jr.,  friendly friends at Fox & Friends,  Fox & Friends,  ESPN,  controversies,  Fox News,  performances,  under the desk,  country music,  Adolf Hitler,  Barack Obama,  Joe Biden,  Steve Doocy,  songs,  music,  men/women,  breasts,  football,  sports,  NFL,  video games,  Wii,  simulations,  golfing,  apologies,  Jimmy

Episode #08002

Uncertainty about Chris Christie's candidacy grows, ESPN pulls Hank Williams Jr.'s song, and John Lithgow wants Ryan Gosling to play him in his biopic. (01:01)

Tags:  Colbert in :60 Seconds

Episode #07122

NASCAR employs a ruinous set of green initiatives, and the NFL institutes tighter stadium security, starting at the ankles. (04:06)

Tags:  Sport Report,  sports,  NASCAR,  NFL,  auto racing,  energy,  environment,  Address the Mess,  oil,  security,  weapons,  guns,  violence,  fans,  cars/trucks,  football,  alcohol,  Stephen's products,  demonstrations,  costumes,  fashion,  animals,  photos,  Colbertisms,  Al Gore,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07105

God should improve His image, campaign fundraisers have a new weapon, and Elliot Ackerman's website matches voters with candidates. (00:35)

Tags:  intro,  God,  lookin' good,  plastic surgery,  fundraising,  campaigns,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  Newt Gingrich,  Elliot Ackerman,  Internet,  candidates,  voting,  conservative,  economy,  money,  Chad Ochocinco,  football,  fans,  NFL

Episode #07092

With the tough challenges facing America, Rick Perry thinks it's time to hand it over to God and ask Him to jump in. (05:39)

Tags:  Republicans,  Rick Perry,  Indecision 2012,  Indecision,  elections,  religion,  advertising,  atheist,  Houston,  Texas,  God,  circumcision,  Christian,  Jesus,  lawsuits,  hunting,  dogs,  guns,  penises,  candidates,  campaigns,  animals,  the heroes

Stephen is all over the Twitter and other social networks, tracking celebrity death updates, not-intended-to-be-factual posts about Jon Kyl and other existential hopes. (03:59)

Tags:  On Topic,  exclusives,  mashups,  Internet,  Facebook,  Google,  MySpace,  Twitter,  Jeff Goldblum,  Jon Kyl,  technology,  monkeys!,  Charlie Sheen

Episode #07076

The Miami Heat falls to the Dallas Mavericks, FIFA attempts to recruit Henry Kissinger, and freestyle canoe dancing gets exciting. (07:17)

Tags:  Sport Report,  LeBron James,  NBA,  World Cup,  Qatar,  Henry Kissinger,  basketball,  soccer,  corruption,  scandals,  boats,  dancing,  NFL,  on strike,  sleep,  sports,  Jimmy

Episode #07060

Superman renounces his U.S. citizenship, Madden NFL 12 adds a concussion rule, and "Glee" glamorizes homosexuality. (05:32)

Tags:  ThreatDown,  Superman,  Dennis Kucinich,  superheroes,  citizenship,  football,  video games,  Fox News,  Glee,  Neil Patrick Harris,  TV,  gay/homosexual,  advertising,  local news team,  sports,  photos,  super powers

Episode #07058

It would take real courage for Rex Ryan to announce that the New York Jets will be the first team to play touch football. (06:03)

Tags:  Rex Ryan,  interviews,  books,  New York Jets,  football,  sports,  Great Britain,  royalty,  marriage,  violence,  safety,  on strike

Episode #07051

Riding unicycles used to be a shameful pastime for circus animals and secretaries of defense, but this one-wheel lifestyle is seeping into the mainstream. (05:03)

Tags:  The Enemy Within,  Special Report,  on location,  New York City,  appearances,  cycling,  civil rights,  recruitment,  kids,  safety,  laws,  lawsuits,  legalization,  transportation,  mongering