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Episode #07119
The fastest way to start a European war is to piss off the Germans, so America should kick them in the schnitzels to jumpstart a World War II-style economic recovery. (04:27)
Episode #07118
America invented TV, so Americans should get the awards for it. (02:40)
Episode #07101
The state of North Dakota may not exist, subversive weather blows into Arizona, and the classic American game of anti-trust law violation gets a makeover. (07:31)
Episode #07099
Zappos' C.E.O. Tony Hsieh values weirdness in employees and delivers happiness to customers. (06:55)
Episode #07097
With America's helium supply dwindling, the country has no choice but to hunt balloons in the wild. (03:10)
Episode #07093
To safeguard against voter fraud and ensure that only the "right people" get elected, Republicans pass laws requiring voters to show government-issued photo IDs. (06:33)
Episode #05130
Stephen understands what Glenn Beck is going through when the media doubts his sincerity. (06:58)
Episode #05042
Stephen wants you to ring doorbells and demand that your neighbors make a tangible commitment to America in the form of a sugary treat. (07:50)
Stephen Colbert comes at you with all the "naming things after Stephen Colbert" news. (7:03)
Episode #04007
Conan O'Brien falsely claims that he is the reason Mike Huckabee won Iowa. (3:39)
Stephen is going to celebrate the Year of the Pig by eating bacon every day this year. (4:55)
Episode #03022
Each year the date of Chinese New Year is getting earlier and Stephen is concerned that the Chinese are catching up to Americans -- just look at what they did to Chuck Norris! (4:16)
Episode #02114
Stephen wins a contest to have a Hungarian bridge named after him. (1:35)
Episode #02105
Stephen Colbert surpassed Chuck Norris in votes to name a bridge in Hungary after him. (1:47)
Episode #02104
Votes in favor of naming a bridge in Hungary after Stephen: 1,774. That's only 1,212, 386 votes behind the leader! (2:49)
Episode #02101
Stephen decries cannibalism of all sorts and urges the Nation to name a bridge in Hungary after him. (4:44)
Episode #02028
Stephen wants Jon Stewart to quickly return from Hollywood so that he can be "de-Clooneyed." (1:01)
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