Episode #08096

Kermit the Frog violates German media law, but Stephen defends his reputation to Germany's UN ambassador, Hans Beinholtz. (04:51)

Tags:  Kermit the Frog,  Hans Beinholtz,  appearances,  The Muppet Show,  movies,  Germany,  laws,  TV,  advertising,  international affairs,  Jimmy,  nudity,  Karl Rove,  lookin' good,  photos,  under the desk,  puppets,  kids,  mental health,  philosophy,  lying

Episode #08094

Oscar-winning actress Diane Keaton skirts Stephen's questions and misinterprets a backstage hug. (06:15)

Tags:  Diane Keaton,  interviews,  books,  sexual advances,  White House Correspondents Association Dinner,  sex,  nudity,  parents,  asses,  crying,  mental health

Stephen's black friend advises him on how to not seem racist and appeal to black audiences. (03:49)

Tags:  5 x Five,  exclusives,  mashups,  P.K. Winsome,  Tim Meadows,  appearances,  Barack Obama,  collectibles,  shopping,  African American,  inaugurations,  Republicans,  Indecision 2008,  Indecision,  dancing,  music,  insurance,  Adolf Hitler,  racism,  protests,  charity,  TV,  nudity,  penises

Episode #08072

Rick Santorum speaks off the cuff, which is why his sweaters don't have sleeves. (03:42)

Tags:  teleprompter,  Rick Santorum,  speeches,  primaries,  elections,  Mitt Romney,  the South,  Republicans,  Barack Obama,  Hillary Clinton,  ventriloquism,  Alabama,  books,  lookin' good,  Mississippi,  Newt Gingrich,  candidates,  campaigns,  Louisiana,  Indecision 2012,  nudity,  photos

Episode #08066

Professional bowler Pete Weber wins the U.S. Open, Fox 5's Ross Shimabuku insults Danica Patrick, and the New Orleans Saints allegedly paid players to injure competitors. (04:50)

Tags:  Sport Report,  NASCAR,  New Orleans Saints,  Danica Patrick,  bowling,  scandals,  football,  injuries,  lookin' good,  nudity,  money,  investigations,  sexism,  NFL,  mental health,  balls,  auto racing,  violence,  sports,  penises

Episode #08059

Ultimate Taser Ball is a dream come true for fans who love the NFL, but want to watch something slightly less violent. (03:59)

Tags:  Current Events,  tasers,  injuries,  sports,  Jimmy,  soccer,  NFL,  balls,  songs,  performances,  teens,  weapons,  health,  apologies,  Doris Kearns Goodwin,  nudity,  photos,  Matt Lappin,  dogs,  toys & games,  North Carolina

Episode #08049

Author and illustrator Maurice Sendak contemplates the complexity of children and the simplicity of Newt Gingrich. (07:32)

Tags:  Maurice Sendak,  appearances,  on location,  books,  literary references,  kids,  Newt Gingrich,  gay/homosexual,  Vin Diesel,  money,  business,  sex,  penises,  asses,  nudity,  celebrities,  Jewish,  MILFs,  fans,  dreams,  murder,  pregnancy,  censorship,  movies

Hosni Mubarack gets jilted by 80 million Egyptians, Rick Santorum addresses his long-time Google problem, and Jimmy Fallon becomes Stephen's best friend for six months. (04:54)

Tags:  exclusives,  mashups,  Hosni Mubarak,  Egypt,  Abraham Lincoln,  Richard Branson,  nudity,  Rick Santorum,  Google,  Ronald Reagan,  gay/homosexual,  Wisconsin,  Afghanistan,  heroin,  police business,  Mike Huckabee,  Colbert Bump,  portrait,  Jon Stewart,  Jimmy Fallon,  Ben & Jerry's,  sex,  gardening,  STDs,  senior citizens,  puking,  economy,  rallies

Episode #08031

To fill the enormous void left by Donald Trump's debate debacle, Stephen sets the date of his GOP debate in stone. (03:36)

Tags:  Donald Trump,  impressions,  debates,  Republicans,  lookin' good,  candidates,  animals,  Australia,  TV,  Carrot Top,  South Carolina,  John McCain,  friends,  wealth,  nudity,  Eva Longoria,  Kelly Ripa,  asses,  weight/obesity,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08021

CBS News' political director John Dickerson unintentionally copies a Michele Bachmann staffer on an e-mail dismissing the GOP candidate. (03:51)

Tags:  Michele Bachmann,  CBS News,  mail/e-mail,  media,  liberal,  conservative,  polls,  Herman Cain,  photos,  nudity,  apologies,  Doris Kearns Goodwin,  Indecision 2012,  candidates,  campaigns,  Republicans,  crack,  fundraising

Episode #08014

Herman Cain's sexual harassment controversy is a classic case of "he said/she's legally prohibited from saying." (03:26)

Tags:  Herman Cain,  controversies,  sexism,  men/women,  discrimination,  work/office,  restaurants,  lawsuits,  polls,  media,  Jon Huntsman,  Jimmy,  nudity,  lying,  breasts,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  candidates,  Republicans,  D&D,  audience interaction

Episode #08013

How dare costume-makers single out women for debasing when guys would love to get slutty, too. (02:15)

Tags:  Halloween,  holidays,  hippies,  kids,  costumes,  sexism,  men/women,  discrimination,  lookin' good,  balls,  Frankenstein,  nudity,  photos,  Colbertisms,  pundits,  food,  animals,  spankings,  George Will,  Star Wars,  tasers

Episode #08006

In honor of The Report's sixth anniversary, Stephen unveils his latest portrait, and New York's Chelsea Market exhibits behind-the-scenes photos from the show. (02:26)

Tags:  sign off,  fireside,  anniversaries,  portrait,  art,  DonorsChoose.org,  collectibles,  Colbert Super PAC,  Colbert Nation,  Supreme Court,  freedom of speech,  money,  apologies,  Doris Kearns Goodwin,  nudity,  alcohol,  lookin' good,  charity

Episode #07124

Stephen thanks some of the more diverse heroes and turns to Ham Rove for the scoop on American Crossroads' drastically improved fundraising strategy. (05:06)

Tags:  Colbert Super PAC,  Colbert Nation,  Ham Rove,  Karl Rove,  fundraising,  the heroes,  money,  competitions,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  campaigns,  elections,  under the desk,  Jimmy,  spit-takes,  alcohol,  poop & pee,  penises,  food,  appearances,  supernatural,  right-wing,  balls,  Irish,  Indian,  Scottish,  Greek,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07123

Stephen often fantasizes about being invited to George Clooney's Italian palazzo, getting drunk and going skinny-dipping in Lake Como. (03:27)

Tags:  George Clooney,  Marisa Tomei,  David Gergen,  Charlie Rose,  celebrities,  pundits,  Italy,  travel,  dreams,  nudity,  partying,  swimming,  wealth,  friend of the show,  lookin' good,  aging,  exercise,  Bill O'Reilly,  Papa Bear,  alcohol,  hunting,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07119

Occupy Wall Street, a self-described leaderless resistance movement, intends to occupy Wall Street until their one demand is decided upon and met. (03:06)

Tags:  Wall Street,  protests,  New York City,  on location,  hippies,  man on the street,  liberal,  police business,  business,  Jimmy,  freedom of speech,  mental health,  movies,  Halloween,  nudity,  laws,  costumes,  Barack Obama,  drugs,  marijuana,  campaigns,  money,  government,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07112

Whenever terrorists come up with a new way to attack air travel, the TSA finds innovative ways to overreact, but all that security is about to disappear. (05:33)

Tags:  TSA,  flying,  security,  travel,  secret Muslim,  terrorism,  America,  technology,  Janet Napolitano,  Islamic,  nudity,  penises,  photos,  Jimmy,  cracks up,  food,  fashion,  9/11,  WMDs,  Saddam Hussein,  apologies,  Barack Obama,  public indecency,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07110

The Iowa straw poll has become an empty dirt field, Anderson Cooper loses his composure, and computer hacker Kevin Mitnick discusses technology. (00:36)

Tags:  intro,  Iowa,  polls,  animals,  Anderson Cooper,  Walter Cronkite,  moon landing,  nudity,  media,  Kevin Mitnick,  security,  Internet,  technology,  vacations

Episode #07089

Seeing an American flag can shift voters toward republicanism, so Franklin F. Flagworth should be the GOP's frontrunner. (03:17)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  time travel,  Republicans,  flags,  lapel pins,  patriotism,  America,  voting,  elections,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  John McCain,  candidates,  sex,  scandals,  dental,  photos,  polls,  Indecision 2008

Episode #07076

Stephen ensures that there won't be any more photos of a naked and/or turgid Anthony Weiner. (02:51)

Tags:  Anthony Weiner,  penises,  nudity,  sexual advances,  Twitter,  Internet,  scandals,  photos,  Jimmy,  media