Rush Limbaugh shares his kung pao jibber-jabber and compares NFL games to gang violence. (03:23)

Tags:  5 x Five,  exclusives,  mashups,  Rush Limbaugh,  Hu Jintao,  China,  Chinese,  Talib Kweli,  music,  African American,  Arizona,  laws,  government,  history,  Black History Month,  George Washington,  food,  Lewis Black,  Abraham Lincoln,  slavery,  vampires,  The Daily Show,  weight/obesity,  sports,  NFL,  gangs,  weapons,  Al Sharpton,  Barack Obama,  Ohio,  John Kasich,  stereotypes,  Hispanic,  Power Rangers,  pop culture

Episode #08101

Innovations change crime fighting, Wisconsin braves government turmoil, and Dr. Francis Collins explores HBO's obesity documentary. (00:39)

Tags:  intro,  crime,  police business,  guns,  tasers,  Wisconsin,  government,  protests,  Francis Collins,  documentaries,  weight/obesity,  New York City,  safety,  cell phones,  asses

Episode #08101

Dr. Francis Collins talks about America's weight problem, evolution and the holistic way to confront obesity. (06:28)

Tags:  Francis Collins,  interviews,  documentaries,  weight/obesity,  dieting,  HBO,  health,  America,  kids,  epidemics,  lookin' good,  government,  junk food,  asses,  exercise,  gross-out,  fights,  demonstrations,  competitions,  evolution,  family,  death,  Social Security

Episode #08101

Jesus says nothing about homosexuality, a cunning monkey plans for tomorrow, Republicans fake being Democrats, and Francis Collins shares rude potbelly news. (01:01)

Tags:  Colbert in :60 Seconds

Episode #08093

Republicans create an anti-Obama ad, Super PACs go to college, and musician Jack White releases his solo album, "Blunderbuss." (00:37)

Tags:  intro,  Republicans,  advertising,  Barack Obama,  campaigns,  candidates,  Colbert Super PAC,  citizenship,  college,  weight/obesity,  Jack White,  music,  guns,  Ted Nugent,  James Carville,  Mitt Romney,  kids,  dreams,  Indecision 2012,  supernatural,  lookin' good

Episode #08092

Feeding tubes help brides drop 20 pounds in 10 days, and sperm-murdering jelly injections prove highly effective. (05:25)

Tags:  Cheating Death,  Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA,  Vaxa,  Prescott Group,  weight/obesity,  dieting,  food,  gross-out,  Jimmy,  men/women,  marriage,  lookin' good,  health,  Sting,  birth control,  balls,  taints,  surgery,  sex,  injuries,  animals,  penises,  volcanoes

Episode #08084

Flooded with Secret Service, Stephen's studio gears up for First Lady Michelle Obama. (01:25)

Tags:  Michelle Obama,  military,  troops,  Secret Service,  weight/obesity,  junk food,  health,  kids,  family,  anniversaries

Episode #08084

First Lady Michelle Obama announces her endorsement of Barack Obama in the 2012 election, and pundit Sergeant Bryan Escobedo adds some gravitas. (03:31)

Tags:  Michelle Obama,  interviews,  military,  Barack Obama,  troops,  America,  Operation Iraqi Stephen: Going Commando,  Indecision 2012,  candidates,  approval ratings,  appearances,  Bryan Escobedo

Episode #08082

After a German senior citizen thrives at the 2012 Gymnastics World Cup, Stephen laments the cellulite on his thumb. (03:47)

Tags:  Germany,  mental health,  gymnastics,  senior citizens,  under the desk,  junk food,  exercise,  weight/obesity,  sports,  Americone Dream,  competitions,  parents,  crying,  aging,  lookin' good,  international affairs

Episode #08080

After Larry the Quaker Oats mascot undergoes plastic surgery, Stephen gets a distressing call from Wilford Brimley. (04:15)

Tags:  Wilford Brimley,  weight/obesity,  lookin' good,  mascots,  food,  phone calls,  Stephen's products,  advertising,  breasts,  plastic surgery,  health,  Peabody Awards,  exercise,  movies,  aging,  penises,  mental health

Episode #08067

Stephen mourns the end of King-Size Snickers bars and celebrates the rising popularity of "second breakfast." (04:36)

Tags:  Thought for Food,  junk food,  food,  health,  photos,  Lord of the Rings,  competitions,  Russia,  space,  J.R.R. Tolkien,  future,  Taco Bell,  Nooo!,  fast food,  weight/obesity,  literary references,  movies,  dreams,  sleep,  America,  crying

Episode #08065

Researchers discover a Babylonian gut-buster thought to predate even the earliest biblical "Yo Mama" joke. (04:43)

Tags:  Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown,  Operation Iraqi Stephen: Going Commando,  Middle East,  parents,  Iraq,  print media,  history,  religion,  translations,  Bible,  weight/obesity,  literary references,  Yo' Mama,  Gallagher

Episode #08063

High gas prices could hurt Barack Obama's re-election campaign, the Girl Scouts might have a secret agenda, and Ross Eisenbrey considers labor issues. (00:37)

Tags:  weight/obesity,  junk food,  murder,  Ross Eisenbrey,  economy,  labor,  unions,  work/office,  McDonald's,  fast food,  France,  international affairs,  intro,  gas prices,  Scouts,  Barack Obama,  conspiracies,  transportation,  oil

Episode #08059

Congress attacks Colbert Super PAC, a new sport takes America by storm, and Robert Kagan counsels Mitt Romney on international affairs. (00:34)

Tags:  intro,  Colbert Super PAC,  Congress,  work/office,  work/office,  government,  sports,  Asian,  ethnic,  Robert Kagan,  Mitt Romney,  international affairs,  candidates,  Republicans,  money,  Mardi Gras,  holidays,  weight/obesity,  America

Episode #08056

Stephen encourages members of Colbert Nation and their lovers to stop by Ben & Jerry's on February 14, 2012, for a free scoop of Americone Dream. (04:43)

Tags:  Valentine's Day,  holidays,  Americone Dream,  Ben & Jerry's,  Jimmy Fallon,  mail/e-mail,  Colbert Nation,  asses,  weight/obesity,  fights,  competitions,  friends,  food,  death,  animals,  appearances,  crying,  puking,  under the desk,  advertising,  poop & pee

Stephen finds out what speedskating really is and challenges U.S. Olympic speedskater Shani Davis to a race. See the exclusive In the Field report. (04:31)

Tags:  exclusives,  mashups,  on location,  In the Field,  Olympics,  Shani Davis,  sports,  Skate Expectations,  ice skating,  lookin' good,  challenges

Episode #08054

Mitt Romney wins the Florida primary in a landslide, big news emerges about Americone Dream, and Ameena Matthews interrupts gang violence. (00:31)

Tags:  intro,  Mitt Romney,  Newt Gingrich,  primaries,  Florida,  Americone Dream,  food,  weight/obesity,  Ameena Matthews,  gangs,  violence,  weather,  fashion

Episode #08054

Ben & Jerry's releases a 2012 election year package that equates the dominance of Americone Dream with that of the Colbert Super PAC. (04:57)

Tags:  Americone Dream,  Colbert Nation,  Colbert Super PAC,  collectibles,  Valentine's Day,  holidays,  Jimmy Fallon,  Ben & Jerry's,  competitions,  challenges,  the heroes,  food,  gross-out,  photos,  facial hair,  kids,  Fear Factor,  Conan O'Brien,  health,  crying,  costumes,  weight/obesity,  charity,  friends,  fights,  audience interaction,  money,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08034

Managing Editor of CNN Worldwide Mark Whitaker discusses growing up in a biracial family at a time when interracial marriage was illegal in most states. (06:11)

Tags:  Mark Whitaker,  interviews,  interviews,  books,  CNN,  media,  ethnic,  family,  parents,  divorce,  growing up,  weight/obesity,  civil rights,  America,  history,  international affairs,  Europe,  money,  Middle East,  iPad,  Anderson Cooper,  penises

Episode #08033

Due to a high-fat low-carb diet craze, Norway has no butter and no hope of rebuilding its butter reserves. (03:45)

Tags:  Norway,  shortages,  food,  dieting,  international affairs,  Jimmy,  organized crime,  under the desk,  addiction,  weight/obesity,  gross-out,  Y2K,  America,  competitions,  Cinnabon