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5 x Five - Hot Button Issues - Gun Control

Newt Gingrich explains one of the Constitution's pre-existing conditions, which may lead to the rise of geriatric jihadists. (03:20)

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Aired: 05/21/2012 | Views: 40,735

5 x Five - Hot Button Issues - Race

Rush Limbaugh shares his kung pao jibber-jabber and compares NFL games to gang violence. (03:23)

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Aired: 05/21/2012 | Views: 36,615

ThreatDown - Interdimensional Black People, Gay Strokes & Manipulative Sicko Monkeys

Episode #08101

Minorities use black hole time travel for revenge, strokes suddenly turn people gay, and a zoo is nothing but monkey prison. (06:25)

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Aired: 05/10/2012 | Views: 31,903
Watch FULL EPISODE May 10, 2012 — Guest: Dr. Francis Collins

Sign Off - Two Weeks Off & Dry Roasted Peanuts

Episode #08101

The Report is off for the next two weeks, and Stephen snacks on peanuts. (00:20)

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Aired: 05/10/2012 | Views: 6,011
Watch FULL EPISODE May 10, 2012 — Guest: Dr. Francis Collins

Sign Off - "I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)" Audiobook

Episode #08100

Profits from "I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)" go to U.S. VETS, an organization that helps veterans reintegrate into civilian life. (01:22)

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Aired: 05/09/2012 | Views: 10,133
Watch FULL EPISODE May 9, 2012 — Guest: Anna Wintour

5/9/12 in :60 Seconds

Episode #08100

Stephen breaks off his wedding, North Carolina champions traditional marriage, the founding fathers question Barack Obama, and Anna Wintour shares a beautiful story. (01:01)

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Aired: 05/09/2012 | Views: 7,240
Watch FULL EPISODE May 9, 2012 — Guest: Anna Wintour

Michelle Alexander

Episode #08099

Civil rights lawyer Michelle Alexander discusses her book "The New Jim Crow: Mass Incarceration in the Age of Colorblindness." (05:17)

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Aired: 05/08/2012 | Views: 24,014
Watch FULL EPISODE May 8, 2012 — Guest: Michelle Alexander

Sign Off - "I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)"

Episode #08099

Stephen breaks from reading "I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)" to say goodnight. (00:09)

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Aired: 05/08/2012 | Views: 10,102
Watch FULL EPISODE May 8, 2012 — Guest: Michelle Alexander

Hand-Disinfectant-Drunk Teens

Episode #08098

News coverage based on a single story in the L.A. Times reveals an epidemic of kids turning drunk, disorderly and disinfected. (03:36)

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Aired: 05/07/2012 | Views: 28,565
Watch FULL EPISODE May 7, 2012 — Guest: Andy Cohen

"Pussy Hound" with Eric McCormack

Episode #08098

Eric McCormack and Stephen rehearse "Pussy Hound," a heterosexual sitcom about two straight guys named Will and Grayson. (06:46)

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Aired: 05/07/2012 | Views: 25,778
Watch FULL EPISODE May 7, 2012 — Guest: Andy Cohen

Sign Off - Sound Effects Box

Episode #08098

Stephen uses a sound effects box to say goodnight. (00:11)

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Aired: 05/07/2012 | Views: 7,546
Watch FULL EPISODE May 7, 2012 — Guest: Andy Cohen

Newt Gingrich & Mitt Romney Alliance Analogies

Episode #08097

Republican strategist Dee Dee Benkie explains Newt Gingrich's decision to endorse Mitt Romney, using a football-fraternity analogy. (04:33)

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Aired: 05/03/2012 | Views: 56,770
Watch FULL EPISODE May 3, 2012 — Guest: Lena Dunham

Sign Off - 2012 Space Pioneer Award for Mass Media

Episode #08097

Stephen waves goodnight with his 2012 Space Pioneer Award for Mass Media. (00:11)

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Aired: 05/03/2012 | Views: 5,272
Watch FULL EPISODE May 3, 2012 — Guest: Lena Dunham

Sign Off - Stephen Colbert's 6000K Norway Norwalkathon

Episode #08096

Stephen cancels his 6000K walkathon from Bangor, ME, to Oslo, Norway. (00:28)

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Aired: 05/02/2012 | Views: 9,486
Watch FULL EPISODE May 2, 2012 — Guest: Jonathan Haidt

Barack Obama & the Anniversary of Bin Laden's Assassination

Episode #08095

Barack Obama visits troops in Afghanistan and cynically uses the anniversary of ordering the hit on Osama bin Laden to order a campaign ad hit on Mitt Romney. (03:45)

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Aired: 05/01/2012 | Views: 28,618
Watch FULL EPISODE May 1, 2012 — Guest: Carne Ross

Paul Ryan's Christian Budget Cuts

Episode #08095

Barack Obama and the Catholic Church wage war on Paul Ryan's deeply Christian Republican House budget. (04:19)

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Aired: 05/01/2012 | Views: 39,825
Watch FULL EPISODE May 1, 2012 — Guest: Carne Ross

Paul Ryan's Christian Budget Cuts - Thomas Reese

Episode #08095

Georgetown University's Father Thomas Reese finds discrepancies between Catholic doctrine and Paul Ryan's fiscal ministry. (05:59)

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Aired: 05/01/2012 | Views: 45,192
Watch FULL EPISODE May 1, 2012 — Guest: Carne Ross

Sign Off - Goodnight

Episode #08095

Stephen says goodnight. (00:05)

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Aired: 05/01/2012 | Views: 6,465
Watch FULL EPISODE May 1, 2012 — Guest: Carne Ross

Delicate Advice for Chen Guangcheng

Episode #08094

Chinese dissident Chen Guangcheng lulls his guards into complacency and escapes from an 18-month house arrest. (05:17)

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Aired: 04/30/2012 | Views: 50,067
Watch FULL EPISODE April 30, 2012 — Guest: Diane Keaton

Diane Keaton

Episode #08094

Oscar-winning actress Diane Keaton skirts Stephen's questions and misinterprets a backstage hug. (06:15)

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Aired: 04/30/2012 | Views: 73,855
Watch FULL EPISODE April 30, 2012 — Guest: Diane Keaton