Episode #08068

Now that Super Tuesday results are in, Stephen prepares to finally realize his long-standing love and support for Mitt Romney. (04:27)

Tags:  Countdown to Loving Mitt,  primaries,  Mitt Romney,  Sarah Palin,  iPad,  give it to me,  Rush Limbaugh,  Newt Gingrich,  Michael Stipe,  appearances,  Republicans,  bombs,  Rick Santorum,  animals,  sleep,  Florida,  candidates,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012

Stephen repossesses the Colbert Super PAC, Sarah Palin makes a spiteful endorsement, Mitt Romney takes Florida, and Newt Gingrich faces a copyright infringement lawsuit. (04:08)

Tags:  Weekly Recap

Episode #08053

Newt Gingrich picks up support from Herman Cain, Sarah Palin and fellow Newtketeer Randy "Duke" Cunningham. (05:18)

Tags:  Newt Gingrich,  Mitt Romney,  Herman Cain,  Sarah Palin,  Randy Duke Cunningham,  liberal,  ethics,  crime,  friend of the show,  prison,  Florida,  primaries,  polls,  Jimmy,  songs,  anthems,  patriotism,  voting,  animals,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08053

Randy "Duke" Cunningham and Sarah Palin endorse Newt Gingrich, Tennessee Tea Partiers want slavery removed from textbooks, and Bjork discusses her iPad app. (01:00)

Tags:  Colbert in :60 Seconds

Episode #08052

Barack Obama plays the dirty political trick of being irresistibly appealing, the Navy trains dolphins to sweep for mines, and the U.N. receives 35 pounds of cocaine. (06:11)

Tags:  ThreatDown,  Barack Obama,  songs,  menstrual cycle,  Italian,  Wizard of Oz,  John McCain,  Sarah Palin,  photos,  Newt Gingrich,  Mitt Romney,  Rick Santorum,  Ron Paul,  KISS,  animals,  Iran,  Osama bin Laden,  extremism,  Al Qaeda,  terrorism,  oil,  Navy,  United Nations,  cocaine,  diplomacy,  drugs,  impressions,  performances,  Jimmy,  sleep,  sexual advances,  Louisiana,  health,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012

God punishes the mid-Atlantic states for gayness, Sarah Palin speaks out against government jobs, and John Lithgow looks for Nordic lesbians. (04:13)

Tags:  exclusives,  mashups,  gay/homosexual,  natural disasters,  unemployment,  Tim Pawlenty,  asses,  Rick Perry,  science,  Barack Obama,  Tom Brokaw,  weather,  Sarah Palin,  sex,  Emmy Awards,  Radiohead,  John Lithgow,  Colbert Super PAC,  Mark Cuban,  Karl Rove,  televangelism,  Ray Odierno,  health,  religion,  military

Anthony Weiner tweets penis pics, StePhest Colbchella '011 rocks The Report, and Colbert PAC becomes a super PAC. (05:33)

Tags:  exclusives,  mashups,  Anthony Weiner,  Twitter,  scandals,  Republicans,  dancing,  health,  gay/homosexual,  Sesame Street,  Barack Obama,  Keith Olbermann,  alcohol,  Jack White,  addiction,  heroin,  Michele Bachmann,  John Wayne,  John Wayne Gacy,  Iowa,  Colbert Super PAC,  StePhest Colbchella '011,  Talib Kweli,  taxes,  Sarah Palin,  America,  rock 'n' roll,  poetry,  sexual advances,  South Korea,  drugs,  Grover Norquist

Seal Team Six takes down Osama bin Laden, Donald Trump decides to run for president "in his mind," and Colbert PAC contends with Viacom lawyers. (05:21)

Tags:  exclusives,  mashups,  Osama bin Laden,  natural disasters,  David Letterman,  Glee,  gay/homosexual,  Republicans,  print media,  Hillary Clinton,  Donald Trump,  candidates,  Jesus,  Geoffrey Rush,  Viacom,  Colbert Super PAC,  Rally to Restore Sanity,  animals,  dogs,  Mike Huckabee,  Arnold Schwarzenegger,  Newt Gingrich,  John Lithgow,  performances,  basketball,  Kareem Abdul-Jabbar,  Sarah Palin,  slavery,  audience interaction,  kids,  apocalypse,  assassinations,  military,  Barack Obama,  religion,  media,  scandals

Stephen uncovers the Biblical roots of the Snowpocalypse and translates Rush Limbaugh's Chinese broadcast. (04:46)

Tags:  exclusives,  mashups,  animals,  Israel,  spying,  Saudi Arabia,  Kevin Spacey,  Jack Abramoff,  Native American,  Sarah Palin,  military,  David Hasselhoff,  Ronald Reagan,  Rush Limbaugh,  translations,  Charlie Rose,  weather,  science,  tasers,  bears,  video games,  Bernard-Henri Levy,  Amy Chua,  cats & cats,  Ron Reagan,  mimes,  Spider-Man

Stephen chronicles presidential business from Barack Obama killing Bin Laden to Abe Lincoln's half a theater review. (03:12)

Tags:  On Topic,  exclusives,  mashups,  holidays,  founding fathers,  Jimmy,  Abraham Lincoln,  Jimmy Carter,  Bill Clinton,  marijuana,  Ronald Reagan,  gay/homosexual,  George W. Bush,  international affairs,  John McCain,  African American,  Barack Obama,  alcohol,  Obama administration,  Osama bin Laden,  Warren G. Harding,  assassinations,  collectibles,  Helen Thomas,  Sarah Palin

Episode #08021

Designer Thomas Thwaites explains the process of building a toaster from scratch and shares his final product. (05:30)

Tags:  Thomas Thwaites,  interviews,  books,  technology,  Internet,  art,  Jimmy,  evolution,  death,  terrorism,  science,  Sarah Palin

Episode #08015

The pets of wealthy Americans have more disposable income than most poor people, suggesting a simple answer for closing the income gap. (05:17)

Tags:  The Word,  economy,  dogs,  pets,  wealth,  poverty,  money,  insurance,  health,  business,  advertising,  Occupy Wall Street,  Wall Street,  protests,  lookin' good,  housing,  cockfighting,  animals,  asses,  poop & pee,  balls,  food,  under the desk,  prostitution,  photos,  Colbertisms,  fast food,  shopping,  morality

Episode #08005

If people are willing to do a job, no matter how dangerous, pointless or dehumanizing, the government has no business stopping them. (5:21)

Tags:  The Word,  little people,  unemployment,  Florida,  Ritch Workman,  economy,  money,  government,  laws,  safety,  rodeos,  Lord of the Rings,  Peter Dinklage,  puking,  Obama administration,  Republicans,  injuries,  sports,  doctors,  health,  mental health,  labor,  photos,  Spanish,  kids,  food,  persistent vegetative state,  alcohol

Stephen knows that if Socialists had their druthers, no one would own their own druthers. (03:43)

Tags:  On Topic,  exclusives,  mashups,  socialism,  Karl Marx,  holidays,  John Bradshaw,  pets,  dogs,  Sesame Street,  kids,  TV,  popes,  labor,  Jesus,  Joe Biden,  Fox News,  communism,  Sarah Palin,  school

Obamacare heads to the Supreme Court, Chris Christie ends confusion over his candidacy, Herman Cain thinks being gay is a choice, and Sarah Palin decides not to run in 2012. (04:07)

Tags:  Weekly Recap

Episode #08004

Sarah Palin bows out of the race the way our founding fathers intended: by having talk show host Mark Levin read a press release on his show. (04:12)

Tags:  Sarah Palin,  Chris Christie,  talk shows,  radio,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  Republicans,  candidates,  elections,  interns,  appearances,  family,  fundraising,  money,  socialism,  Peter Pan,  my mistake,  shopping,  founding fathers

Episode #08004

Sarah Palin announces she won't be running for president, Stephen reads an e-mail from Steve Jobs, and Lieutenant Colonel Jason Amerine talks about Afghanistan. (01:00)

Tags:  Colbert in :60 Seconds

Episode #08003

Herman Cain picks up all the voters who don't like Mitt Romney, used to like Rick Perry and can't have Chris Christie. (02:59)

Tags:  Herman Cain,  Sarah Palin,  polls,  Republicans,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  elections,  candidates,  apologies,  my mistake,  Jimmy,  Rick Perry,  Chris Christie,  Mitt Romney,  animals,  Black Star,  hip hop,  Talib Kweli,  Mos Def,  drugs,  addiction,  STDs

Episode #08002

Former McCain Campaign Manager Rick Davis weighs in on the likelihood of Chris Christie's and Sarah Palin's presidential candidacies. (04:37)

Tags:  Rick Davis,  appearances,  Chris Christie,  Sarah Palin,  Mitt Romney,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  elections,  candidates,  campaigns,  Republicans,  John McCain,  Barack Obama,  Democrats,  economy,  America,  voting,  Rick Perry,  sexual advances

Diane Sawyer makes Stephen cry, Sarah Palin criticizes government jobs, Michael Moore wants to leverage celebrity Democrats, and Stephen aches for Jimmy Fallon. (04:10)

Tags:  Weekly Recap