Episode #08101

Innovations change crime fighting, Wisconsin braves government turmoil, and Dr. Francis Collins explores HBO's obesity documentary. (00:39)

Tags:  intro,  crime,  police business,  guns,  tasers,  Wisconsin,  government,  protests,  Francis Collins,  documentaries,  weight/obesity,  New York City,  safety,  cell phones,  asses

Episode #08101

God ordered marriage to be between one man and that man's rib, but Barack Obama's gay marriage announcement drags evolution into the debate. (02:25)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  gay/homosexual,  same-sex marriage,  men/women,  religion,  marriage,  laws,  evolution,  monkeys!,  restaurants,  Bible,  God,  Jesus,  Adam and Eve,  sex,  discrimination,  Robert Jeffress

Episode #08100

A former Playboy Playmate helps usher Mexico's presidential debate, and one candidate isn't sorry for noticing. (03:22)

Tags:  Mexico,  men/women,  elections,  candidates,  debates,  rage,  patriotism,  slogans,  Rolling Stone,  Bob Dylan,  America,  lookin' good,  Playboy,  Spanish,  monkeys!,  Anderson Cooper,  media,  sexual advances,  breasts,  international affairs,  animals,  costumes,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08098

A Pennsylvania news team shares its backyard weather forecast: partly grizzly with a chance of precipitation in the pants. (02:05)

Tags:  ThreatDown,  bears,  local news team,  weather,  Jimmy,  Pennsylvania,  animals,  Wolf Blitzer,  Andrew Napolitano,  Steve Doocy,  safety,  media,  pundits,  photos

Episode #08087

Darrell Issa pulls the stopper on Jeff Neely's tub of lies, while Barack Obama gets blamed for being a poor GSA watchdog. (04:32)

Tags:  GSA,  taxes,  government,  Jeff Neely,  scandals,  accountability,  Barack Obama,  Fifth Amendment,  rage,  my mistake,  money,  hot tub,  photos,  lookin' good,  Jimmy,  media,  Fox News,  Darrell Issa,  Las Vegas,  trials/hearings,  Michael Phelps,  alcohol,  Obama administration

Episode #08085

Mitt Romney claims the Obama administration has waged the real war on women, and Obama campaign strategist Hilary Rosen's attack on Ann Romney helps his case. (05:42)

Tags:  Mitt Romney,  Hilary Rosen,  men/women,  Ann Romney,  sexism,  dancing,  liberal,  family,  campaigns,  Republicans,  Democrats,  Obama administration,  parenting,  parents,  work/office,  economy,  photos,  Washington Post,  my mistake,  Indecision,  Herman Cain,  polls,  statistics,  rage,  Fox News,  music,  songs,  apologies,  audience interaction,  Jimmy,  unemployment,  slogans

Episode #08081

Stephen catches the spirit of America popping wheelies in the Lincoln Tunnel during his morning commute. (02:58)

Tags:  driving,  safety,  New York City,  motorcycles,  friends,  rage,  transportation,  patriotism,  bikes,  work/office,  New Jersey,  stunts,  balls,  George Washington,  iPhone,  dreams,  police business,  America

Episode #08075

The fear of not being able to buy guns during a second Obama term leads to Americans buying so many guns that now they can't buy any guns, just like they feared. (04:56)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  guns,  laws,  weapons,  apocalypse,  mongering,  Fox News,  American blankscape,  conspiracies,  elections,  NRA,  Second Amendment,  Wayne LaPierre,  Obama administration,  slavery,  ethnic,  Russia,  rage,  oil,  under the desk,  movies,  songs

Episode #08062

"Transformers: Dark of the Moon" is the greatest film of 2012, but the liberal elitist snobs at the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences honor "The Artist" instead. (04:13)

Tags:  Movies That Are Destroying America,  Academy Awards,  Hollywood,  movies,  African American,  outsourcing,  liberal,  Transformers,  New York Times,  French,  Billy Crystal,  rage,  give it to me,  parody

Episode #08057

The New York Times' William Broad explores the sexual benefits of yoga as well as its potential health risks. (05:41)

Tags:  William Broad,  interviews,  books,  science,  exercise,  health,  injuries,  asses,  lookin' good,  sex,  cults,  mental health

Episode #08053

Newt Gingrich picks up support from Herman Cain, Sarah Palin and fellow Newtketeer Randy "Duke" Cunningham. (05:18)

Tags:  Newt Gingrich,  Mitt Romney,  Herman Cain,  Sarah Palin,  Randy Duke Cunningham,  liberal,  ethics,  crime,  friend of the show,  prison,  Florida,  primaries,  polls,  Jimmy,  songs,  anthems,  patriotism,  voting,  animals,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision 2012

Herman Cain sings at the South Cain-olina Primary Rally, Rick Santorum panders to the elderly, Maurice Sendak praises Stephen's idiocy, and Newt Gingrich reimagines the moon. (04:09)

Tags:  Weekly Recap

Episode #08050

Maurice Sendak calls Stephen an idiot, a Chinese tycoon dies after eating poisoned cat-meat stew, and Terry Gross appreciates her "Fresh Air" guests. (01:00)

Tags:  Colbert in :60 Seconds

Episode #08038

Mitt Romney denies coordinating with Restore Our Future, the pro-Romney super PAC responsible for a barrage of negative ads against Newt Gingrich. (03:47)

Tags:  caucuses,  Iowa,  Newt Gingrich,  Mitt Romney,  advertising,  campaigns,  fundraising,  wealth,  prison,  money,  rage,  photos,  Indecision 2012,  candidates,  debates,  movies,  lying,  supernatural,  Republicans

Episode #08024

The old, glossy, multicolored lady has done the unthinkable by crowning Bradley Cooper the Sexiest Man Alive. (03:42)

Tags:  People Magazine,  awards,  print media,  lookin' good,  Bradley Cooper,  Matthew McConaughey,  Richard Gere,  food,  rage,  competitions,  French,  Internet,  Nana & Pee-Pop,  advertising,  injuries,  kids,  animals,  poop & pee

Episode #08014

Stephen presents the dramatic conclusion of his Occupy Wall Street co-occupation. (07:35)

Tags:  Colbert Super PAC,  on location,  New York City,  Occupy Wall Street,  Wall Street,  protests,  business,  money,  fundraising,  Jimmy,  costumes,  Che Guevara,  Dick Armey,  Tea Party,  massages,  wealth,  slogans,  Japanese,  rants,  sexual advances,  Cuba,  discrimination,  Jesus,  alcohol,  photos,  fashion,  racism,  Supreme Court,  corruption

Episode #08013

If Dick Armey's FreedomWorks can co-opt the Tea Party, then the Colbert Super PAC can co-opt Occupy Wall Street. (02:24)

Tags:  Colbert Super PAC,  Occupy Wall Street,  Wall Street,  protests,  business,  Dick Armey,  Tea Party,  weather,  Punxsutawney Phil,  Groundhog Day,  mental health,  animals,  limos,  rage,  Starbucks,  under the desk,  money,  Republicans

Episode #08010

Ben & Jerry's endorses Occupy Wall Street, and Stephen calls on Colbert Nation to reclaim its place atop Ice Cream Mountain. (04:28)

Tags:  Ben & Jerry's,  rage,  Americone Dream,  Colbert Nation,  Occupy Wall Street,  Wall Street,  Jimmy Fallon,  competitions,  protests,  socialism,  business,  Goldman Sachs,  advertising,  left-wing,  gay/homosexual,  same-sex marriage,  food,  mental health,  under the desk,  weight/obesity,  lookin' good,  Colbert Nation,  Halloween,  charity,  asses,  fights,  masturbation

Occupy Wall Street goes global, Herman Cain's tax plan creates buzz, Rush Limbaugh accuses Barack Obama of wiping out Christians, and Libyan rebels kill Muammar al-Gaddafi. (04:09)

Tags:  Weekly Recap

Episode #08008

Bill O'Reilly supports America's troops by sending them what they need most on the battlefield: his book. (03:14)

Tags:  Bill O'Reilly,  troops,  military,  books,  gifts & presents,  Afghanistan,  Afghanistan War,  wars,  Papa Bear,  pundits,  fires,  Jimmy,  rage,  photos,  poop & pee,  liberal,  patriotism,  basic cable,  charity,  advertising,  The O'Reilly Factor