Stephen sheds some light on Congressional representatives -- those shy, elusive creatures with brief, two-year terms. (03:43)

Tags:  On Topic,  exclusives,  mashups,  Congress,  9/11,  founding fathers,  Constitution,  Democrats,  Senate,  holidays,  Harry Reid,  Republicans,  energy,  oil,  oil spills,  House of Representatives,  debt,  government,  economy,  John Boehner,  Allen West,  Joe Barton,  BP,  Barney Frank,  filibusters,  Tea Party

Episode #07124

Not only is Mark Cuban an Internet entrepreneur and the owner of the NBA title-winning Dallas Mavericks, he's also a mambo king. (01:00)

Tags:  Mark Cuban,  NBA,  basketball,  Dallas Mavericks,  business,  Dancing with the Stars,  reality shows,  dancing,  lookin' good,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07124

Colbert thanks the unsung heroes with a final, eight-tiered Heroe$ Crawl. (00:34)

Tags:  sign off,  Jimmy,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07123

Some states have found a great way to discourage illegal immigrants from coming to America and squatting out a freedom fetus. (05:06)

Tags:  immigration,  pregnancy,  Rick Perry,  debates,  kids,  parents,  border security,  education,  college,  discrimination,  conservative,  Republicans,  Jimmy,  men/women,  labor,  photos,  America,  Mexico,  Mexican,  ethnic,  Arizona,  mongering,  police business,  Tennessee,  crime,  prison,  supernatural,  doctors,  food,  crime,  flags,  Emmy Awards,  apologies,  Sofia Vergara,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07120

According to NASA's calculations, Americans have either until Saturday morning to evacuate the Earth or they were vaporized two hours ago. (04:22)

Tags:  NASA,  space,  technology,  safety,  death,  evacuations,  science,  Jimmy,  under the desk,  animals,  super powers,  Detroit,  superheroes,  mongering,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07120

Barack Obama finds peace much harder than winning a Nobel Peace Prize, and Rick Perry stands with the Jews when he's not dancing with them. (04:17)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  United Nations,  diplomacy,  Rick Perry,  international affairs,  stereotypes,  discrimination,  Mongolia,  Israel,  Mahmoud Abbas,  Palestine,  peace,  Jewish,  Christian,  Jimmy,  religion,  Middle East,  photos,  songs,  music,  Nobel Prize,  dancing,  apocalypse,  rallies,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07119

The fastest way to start a European war is to piss off the Germans, so America should kick them in the schnitzels to jumpstart a World War II-style economic recovery. (04:27)

Tags:  Europe,  European Union,  economy,  debt,  Greece,  Germany,  Nazi,  wars,  Adolf Hitler,  World War II,  history,  international affairs,  America,  Great Depression,  England,  college,  asses,  lookin' good,  Angela Merkel,  Silvio Berlusconi,  sex,  Heroe$ Crawl,  Belgium,  work/office,  Poland,  mythology,  photos,  Incredible Hulk,  balls,  recession,  labor

Episode #07119

Reuters' Global Editor-at-Large Chrystia Freeland believes the European financial crisis could be bigger than America's economic crisis in 2008. (05:04)

Tags:  Chrystia Freeland,  appearances,  Europe,  Germany,  international affairs,  European Union,  economy,  debt,  bailouts,  money,  Greece,  wars,  England,  America,  recession,  alcohol,  Spain,  Italy,  Heroe$ Crawl,  Henry Kissinger,  conspiracies

Episode #07116

If Americans let the government mandate the HPV vaccine, they might as well let the U.N.'s jackbooted thugs inject their daughters with pharmaceutical-grade slut juice. (04:20)

Tags:  Michele Bachmann,  Rick Perry,  debates,  Republicans,  candidates,  controversies,  health,  STDs,  teens,  kids,  laws,  government,  mongering,  conservative,  sex,  parenting,  photos,  doctors,  science,  Mitt Romney,  Mormon,  gambling,  Jimmy,  Texas,  elections,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  United Nations,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07114

If Americans can exploit the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks to make a quick buck, it's like hitting the terrorists with economic Jujitsu. (04:38)

Tags:  9/11,  World Trade Center,  business,  Stephen's products,  collectibles,  shopping,  terrorism,  martial arts,  Osama bin Laden,  alcohol,  poop & pee,  money,  mental health,  flying,  food,  kids,  books,  under the desk,  violence,  charity,  fundraising,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07108

In politics, messaging is everything, so Stephen turns to the Persuadulux 6000 to generate a Colbert Nation word cloud from Super PAC donor write-ins. (03:52)

Tags:  Colbert Super PAC,  touch screen,  Colbert Nation,  technology,  advertising,  Rick Perry,  money,  fundraising,  photos,  Frank Luntz,  democracy,  marijuana,  drugs,  Fox News,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  elections,  Republicans,  Supreme Court,  Andy Serkis,  the heroes,  freedom of speech,  audience interaction

Episode #07107

Michele Bachmann gets a commanding 80% of the votes she paid for at the Iowa straw poll, and "Rick Parry" receives at least 718 write-in votes. (07:36)

Tags:  Iowa,  Rick Perry,  polls,  Indecision,  Michele Bachmann,  Tim Pawlenty,  Indecision 2012,  candidates,  Republicans,  Colbert Super PAC,  Colbert Nation,  elections,  photos,  zoos,  kids,  money,  food,  mental health,  advertising,  cracks up,  media,  print media,  dogs,  Pulitzer Prize,  the heroes,  local news team,  voting,  challenges,  scandals

Episode #07105

Father Jim Martin believes that God's job is sustaining the universe, but His performance can't be judged. (04:16)

Tags:  James Martin,  appearances,  friend of the show,  books,  God,  Colbert Super PAC,  religion,  Catholic,  Christian,  polls,  approval ratings,  Jesus,  death,  advertising,  the heroes,  Buddha,  campaigns

Episode #07104

Technology turns people into empty flesh terminals that rely on it for all their ideas, memories and relationships. (05:40)

Tags:  The Word,  technology,  Internet,  friends,  Jimmy,  Google,  mental health,  Nana & Pee-Pop,  kittens,  cats & cats,  science,  food,  Gene Simmons,  business,  cell phones,  the heroes,  phone calls,  Facebook,  iPad

Episode #07102

Two of the grid diamond's lowest records might fall, and MLB gets in on gambling, giving Stephen control of their Twitter feed. (04:36)

Tags:  Sport Report,  sports,  baseball,  MLB,  history,  Milwaukee Brewers,  Chicago White Sox,  world records,  competitions,  drugs,  gambling,  Internet,  Twitter,  kids,  photos,  lookin' good,  Billy Joel,  the heroes,  growing up,  young Stephen

Episode #07100

America should handle credit ratings agencies the way it does all terrorists: by marching the marines into their offices and whisking them off to Gitmo. (03:19)

Tags:  Democrats,  Republicans,  economy,  debt,  competitions,  America,  Harry Reid,  Barack Obama,  Wall Street,  stocks,  elitism,  terrorism,  Guantanamo Bay,  Greece,  the heroes,  international affairs,  business

Episode #07100

According to The New York Times' David Leonhardt, safeguarding America's credit rating requires reducing health costs and raising taxes. (03:59)

Tags:  David Leonhardt,  appearances,  debt,  economy,  New York Times,  America,  government,  taxes,  Tea Party,  competitions,  fights,  Social Security,  Medicare,  Republicans,  Democrats,  the heroes,  Congress,  international affairs

Episode #07099

With the proposed Super Congress, only 12 lawmakers will have to make unpopular recommendations, and the rest of Congress can avoid blame. (04:18)

Tags:  The Word,  Congress,  democracy,  debt,  economy,  voting,  senior citizens,  dogs,  Social Security,  Medicare,  the heroes,  elections,  accountability,  laws,  poverty,  Constitution

Episode #07094

California's school curriculum includes lesson plan-on-man action, and Disney will teach Chinese kids words like "Mickey," "Mouse," and "Sew that Mickey Mouse hoodie faster." (06:15)

Tags:  I's on Edjukashun,  school,  education,  kids,  gay/homosexual,  history,  Eleanor Roosevelt,  Franklin Delano Roosevelt,  Oscar Wilde,  George Washington,  art,  Greece,  sex,  penises,  balls,  Rome,  Michelangelo,  lookin' good,  Paul Lynde,  China,  Disney,  Mickey Mouse,  labor,  toys & games,  advertising,  debt,  business,  animation,  the heroes,  philosophy,  international affairs

Episode #07094

NBC's boob week is just a cheap ratings grope, so Stephen calls on Colbert Nation to demand equal time for the booty. (04:06)

Tags:  breasts,  asses,  Today Show,  media,  controversies,  challenges,  Internet,  protests,  Rockefeller Center,  NBC,  David McCullough,  Donald Trump,  Colbert Nation,  sharks,  lookin' good,  Brian Williams,  TV,  hip hop,  songs,  Google,  fetishes,  men/women,  sex