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Stephen knows that when someone misbehaves, it's natural to assume that person is a Democrat. (03:52)
Episode #07124
Colbert thanks the unsung heroes with a final, eight-tiered Heroe$ Crawl. (00:34)
Episode #07123
Some states have found a great way to discourage illegal immigrants from coming to America and squatting out a freedom fetus. (05:06)
Episode #07098
Republican presidential candidate Buddy Roemer needs financial help from Iowans, but Trevor Potter has warned him not to discuss his campaign plans with Stephen. (03:45)
Episode #07091
John Prendergast talks about the birth of South Sudan, the creation of its flag and the oil curse that might plague its future. (04:59)
Stephen's take on South American affairs looks its leaders and a violent coup that (hopefully) was orchestrated by the CIA. (04:04)
Stephen touches things he shouldn't, and hugs athletes, military men and a puppy dressed in fatigues. (03:01)
Episode #06145
Quincy Jones remembers when Frank Sinatra cut him loose with Lucille Ball and Loretta Young in Las Vegas. (07:39)
Episode #06079
Bob Inglis should quit Congress and get a job at Olive Garden to convince the people of South Carolina he's not an incumbent. (06:33)
Episode #06056
Lindsey Graham, save your good name and career by releasing a straight sex tape. (04:17)
Episode #06014
Andre Bauer is not against animals -- a dog is very handy for chasing poor people off his lawn. (03:09)
Episode #06014
Stephen talks prison fights with Paul Begala, stands up for baby gun rights and wants Mika Brzezinski barefoot and pregnant. (01:02)
Episode #05094
Stephen tries to make it onto Keith Olbermann's "Worst Person in the World" list by slapping a baby with a puppy. (03:30)
Stephen Colbert eulogizes Michael Jackson, attacks the war on the 4th of July and re-tweets Jeff Goldblum from beyond the grave. (4:48)
Episode #05090
Representative Cynthia Davis opposes subsidized lunches for low-income children, and Fox News incorrectly identifies Mark Sanford as a Democrat. (02:38)
Episode #05090
Mark Sanford joins other victims of the Clinton curse like Bob Livingston, Larry Craig and Newt Gingrich. (02:03)
Episode #05088
With the media focused on Michael Jackson's death, Stephen can commit unspeakable acts of depravity without anyone noticing. (02:36)
Episode #05088
If Americans stop counting, it will end longstanding problems like the census, the deficit and birthdays. (05:04)
Stephen Colbert solves the gay marriage issue, looks into fixing health care and asks for Howard Dean's pants. (4:41)
Episode #05086
Mark Sanford releases the juicy details of his torrid affair at a press conference, putting Stephen to sleep. (05:56)