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ThreatDown - Interdimensional Black People, Gay Strokes & Manipulative Sicko Monkeys

Episode #08101

Minorities use black hole time travel for revenge, strokes suddenly turn people gay, and a zoo is nothing but monkey prison. (06:25)

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Aired: 05/10/2012 | Views: 31,785
Watch FULL EPISODE May 10, 2012 — Guest: Dr. Francis Collins

Intro - 5/7/12

Episode #08098

Controversy strikes the Obama administration, a threat jeopardizes American jobs, and Bravo's Andy Cohen answers "Real Housewives" questions. (00:39)

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Aired: 05/07/2012 | Views: 43,433
Watch FULL EPISODE May 7, 2012 — Guest: Andy Cohen

Who's Honoring Me Now? - National Space Society & Buzz Aldrin

Episode #08097

Buzz Aldrin thanks Stephen for promoting space exploration and awards him the National Space Society's coveted trophy. (04:38)

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Aired: 05/03/2012 | Views: 13,143
Watch FULL EPISODE May 3, 2012 — Guest: Lena Dunham

The Word - Don't Ask, Don't Show & Tell

Episode #08094

Missouri lawmakers want to ban homosexuality discussions in schools because finding out that homosexuality exists is a slippery slope to tolerating it. (04:45)

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Aired: 04/30/2012 | Views: 52,159
Watch FULL EPISODE April 30, 2012 — Guest: Diane Keaton

Canada's Currency Coup

Episode #08091

The Royal Canadian Mint seeks world currency status and develops the first glow-in-the-dark coin. (03:26)

Tags:  Canadamoneyinternational affairsIcelanddinosaurskidsAmericalookin' goodsciencetechnologycompetitionsFight it Colbert!Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Aired: 04/24/2012 | Views: 24,201
Watch FULL EPISODE April 24, 2012 — Guest: Magnus Carlsen

Intro - 4/23/12

Episode #08090

Mitt Romney makes a picnic gaffe, and former Texas School Board Chairman Don McLeroy rejects evolution. (00:31)

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Aired: 04/23/2012 | Views: 41,902
Watch FULL EPISODE April 23, 2012 — Guest: Don McLeroy

Don McLeroy

Episode #08090

Former Texas Board of Education Chairman Don McLeroy discusses the documentary "The Revisionaries," science in textbooks and religious conservatism. (06:41)

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Aired: 04/23/2012 | Views: 114,949
Watch FULL EPISODE April 23, 2012 — Guest: Don McLeroy

Jonah Lehrer

Episode #08087

Jonah Lehrer examines dangerous creativity myths and the history of innovation. (06:48)

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Aired: 04/17/2012 | Views: 20,397
Watch FULL EPISODE April 17, 2012 — Guest: Jonah Lehrer

Recap - Week of 3/26/12

Geraldo Rivera condemns hoodies, Obamacare makes it to the Supreme Court, and Stephen stumps Mark Ruffalo. (04:09)

Tags:  Weekly Recap

Aired: 03/30/2012 | Views: 53,296

The Mega Millions Lottery

Episode #08077

Stephen Stephen tries to win the Mega Millions Lottery with his lucky numbers: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6. (04:19)

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Aired: 03/29/2012 | Views: 20,536

Mark Ruffalo

Episode #08076

Actor Mark Ruffalo became an anti-fracking, clean water activist after seeing the technologies' detrimental impact on communities in Pennsylvania. (07:20)

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Aired: 03/28/2012 | Views: 29,173

Tip/Wag - Anti-Prejudice Drug & Dick Cheney's Heart

Episode #08075

Popping pills reduces racial prejudice, and Stephen reveals the identity of Dick Cheney's anonymous heart donor. (04:22)

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Aired: 03/27/2012 | Views: 22,563

Intro 3/26/12

Episode #08074

Florida's gun laws come under scrutiny, the Romney campaign hits a speed bump, and Dr. David Page has new insights on the future of DNA. (00:34)

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Aired: 03/26/2012 | Views: 11,275

David Page

Episode #08074

Dr. David Page, director of the Whitehead Institute for Biomedical Research, defends the Y chromosome in the face of enumerable challenges and insults to its character. (07:38)

Tags:  David Pagedemonstrationsinterviewsgeneticssciencefutureevolutionreligionmen/womensexhistoryJimmymonkeys!bestiality

Aired: 03/26/2012 | Views: 13,547

Exclusive - David Page Extended Interview

Episode #08074

In this unedited, extended interview, biomedical researcher Dr. David Page discusses the evolution of the Y chromosome. (10:52)

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Aired: 03/26/2012 | Views: 50,283

Republican Southern Primary - Simplified Speeches

Episode #08071

While campaigning in the South, Rick Santorum scoffs at global warming while Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich mock Barack Obama's energy plan. (03:41)

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Aired: 03/13/2012 | Views: 79,458

Daylight Savings Socialism

Episode #08070

They say you get your daylight savings' hour back in the fall, but who's earning the interest on that hour in the meantime? (01:27)

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Aired: 03/12/2012 | Views: 26,667

Higgs Boson Humor

Episode #08068

The New York Times reports that physicists are getting closer to finding the so-called "God particle" with the Large Hadron Collider. (02:16)

Tags:  scienceLarge Hadron ColliderNew York Timesnerd alert

Aired: 03/07/2012 | Views: 27,190

Mitt Romney's & Rick Santorum's Michigan Campaigns

Episode #08062

Mitt Romney connects with empty seats, and Rick Santorum promotes the real American Dream of future generations having less opportunity. (06:57)

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Aired: 02/27/2012 | Views: 22,115

Intro - 2/14/12

Episode #08057

A health care mandate forces Catholic groups to provide birth control, government may ban cell phone use in cars, and William Broad studies the science of yoga. (00:32)

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Aired: 02/14/2012 | Views: 30,184