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War on Halloween - Costume Swapping & Jesus Ween

Episode #08011

Planet huggers turn America's Almond Joy into almond shame, and a Christian group in Texas hands out Bibles instead of candy. (03:31)

Tags:  HalloweenholidayscostumeskidsJesusChristianreligionTexasBibleyoung StephenphotoshealthhuggersColbertismsScientologyzombiesdeathenvironmentshoppingcapitalismpoop & peegrowing upAddress the Messpranks

Aired: 10/26/2011 | Views: 49,992

Catholic Bender

Episode #07053

Stephen must accept that he is a functional Roman Catholic after his weekend bender. (03:11)

Tags:  CatholicJewishIslamichangoversreligionEasterholidayscostumespartyingphotoscults

Aired: 04/25/2011 | Views: 69,064

Stephen Gives Up Catholicism for Lent

Episode #07035

Giving up Catholicism for Lent shows Stephen's devotion to the great religion that he no longer practices. (04:35)

Tags:  CatholicJewishScientologybaconreligionGodholidaysLentmasturbationunder the deskcostumescircumcisionfood

Aired: 03/09/2011 | Views: 52,116

Anonymous Hacks The Colbert Report

Episode #07029

It's no surprise that Anonymous hacked The Colbert Report since they've been hacking Stephen's bathroom scale for years. (04:28)

Tags:  InternettechnologyScientologyXenureligionScott WalkerWisconsinprotestsunionslaborbusinesspollutionenvironmentJimmy

Aired: 02/28/2011 | Views: 120,226

Elephant Graveyard - David Frum

Episode #06044

David Frum says it's mathematically impossible for Republicans to repeal and replace the health care bill. (08:59)

Tags:  David FruminterviewsScientologyRepublicansconservativecultsviolencehealthlawsThe Professoraccept your apologyJimmyfights

Aired: 04/01/2010 | Views: 59,818

Intro - 08/18/09

Episode #05113

The German parliamentary election holds a surprise twist, and Robert Wright discusses religion's evolution. (00:34)

Tags:  introbooksGermanyelectionsRobert WrightreligionScientologyBrett FavresportsfootballNFLretirement

Aired: 08/18/2009 | Views: 4,289

Recap - Week of 6/1/09

Stephen Colbert goes hiking with his fiancé Sweetness, Wikipedia bans the Church of Scientology from editing, and WE HAVE A DEATH STAR! (4:31)

Tags:  Weekly Recap

Aired: 06/05/2009 | Views: 53,367

Intro - 06/04/09

Episode #05075

Wikipedia takes on the Church of Scientology, and the latest on abstinence-only education will be worth the wait. (00:35)

Tags:  introWikipediaScientologyabstinenceeducationBiblefashionJesusDag Soderbergballs

Aired: 06/04/2009 | Views: 8,576

Wikipedia Bans Scientologists

Episode #05075

Wikipedia bans Scientologists after finding Tom Cruise's entry listing him as 5'10". (01:57)

Tags:  WikipediaInternetreligionTom CruisecensorshipXenuScientology

Aired: 06/04/2009 | Views: 25,453

The Word - Fine Line

Episode #05043

The Line index: just as meaningless as the Dow Jones, but it always goes up. (05:14)

Tags:  The WordeconomyG20 SummitTimothy GeithnerJimmystocksMatthew McConaugheyinternational affairsbreastspoverty

Aired: 04/01/2009 | Views: 20,485

Space Module: Colbert - Scientology's New Galactic Overlord

Episode #05031

Stephen is ahead of Xenu in NASA's space station module votes, making him Scientology's new galactic overlord. (03:53)

Tags:  NASAspacechallengesScientologyreligionaliensvolcanoescostumesColbert Nation

Aired: 03/04/2009 | Views: 69,597

Space Module: Colbert - Name NASA's Node 3 After Stephen

Episode #05030

Colbert Nation is officially mobilized to get NASA's new space station node named "Colbert." (02:27)

Tags:  NASAspaceColbert BumpchallengesSpace Module: ColbertGarrett ReismanRichard GarriottColbert NationScientology

Aired: 03/03/2009 | Views: 30,542

Tip/Wag - Monkey on the Lam

Episode #05008

Stephen wags his finger at Clearwater police for not actively searching for a monkey on the lam. (04:08)

Tags:  Tip/WagNew York MetssportsbaseballPETAanimalsFloridaMonkey on the Lammonkeys!

Aired: 01/15/2009 | Views: 56,083

The Word - Experience

Episode #04029

Stephen uses his Where-o-Meter to prove that John McCain is where he is. (5:25)

Tags:  The WordIndecision 2006Barack ObamaTim RussertJohn McCain

Aired: 03/04/2008 | Views: 52,052

Stephen's Moral Dimension

Episode #05025

Stephen tests his moral dimension to find out if people are praying hard enough. (01:47)

Tags:  religioncelebritiesmoneymoralitySweetnessgunsStephen's Prayer Dayviolenceaudience interaction

Aired: 02/23/2008 | Views: 11,623

Dow Drop

Episode #04010

Stephen is pissed at his financial advisor for not warning him about the big Dow drop this morning. (1:09)

Tags:  economyTom CruiseGorlockstocksScientologymoney

Aired: 01/22/2008 | Views: 67,405

New Hampshire Wrap-Up

Episode #04003

Stephen reviews the ups and downs of the New Hampshire primary. (6:07)

Tags:  Will SmithBarack ObamaHillary ClintonJohn McCainRudy GiulianielectionsMitt RomneyMike HuckabeeRon PaulGeorge W. BushBarbara BushScientology

Aired: 01/09/2008 | Views: 1,848

Mitt's Favorite Book

Mitt Romney's favorite author is L. Ron Hubbard. He's not a Morman, he's a Scientologist. (1:21)

Tags:  Indecision 2008

Aired: 05/01/2007 | Views: 38,242

Mitt's Favorite Book

Episode #03058

Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney's favorite author is L. Ron Hubbard. (1:23)

Tags:  Fox NewsMitt RomneyreligionMormonScientologyL. Ron HubbardTVmoviesJohn TravoltaIraq

Aired: 05/01/2007 | Views: 4,696

The Word - Making a Killing

Episode #03018

Stephen feels that it's not wrong for the U.S. to sell F-14 fighter jet parts to Iran. They're the only country that uses the jet, so we could make a killing. (3:30)

Tags:  The WordliberalmediaIranAmericaTom CruiseNorth KoreamoneyeconomyTop Gun

Aired: 02/06/2007 | Views: 11,275