Episode #08101

Stephen gives a shout out to America's moms -- especially his. (01:19)

Tags:  audience interaction,  Mother's Day,  parents,  family,  gifts & presents,  holidays

Episode #08098

Eric McCormack and Stephen rehearse "Pussy Hound," a heterosexual sitcom about two straight guys named Will and Grayson. (06:46)

Tags:  Eric McCormack,  appearances,  gay/homosexual,  performances,  TV,  Joe Biden,  Will and Grace,  same-sex marriage,  discrimination,  sex,  marriage,  men/women,  high five,  under the desk,  mental health,  theme songs,  crying,  breaking up,  friends,  morality,  celebrities,  Broadway,  animals,  culture,  simulations

Episode #08087

Jonah Lehrer examines dangerous creativity myths and the history of innovation. (06:48)

Tags:  Jonah Lehrer,  interviews,  books,  inventions,  technology,  philosophy,  culture,  kids,  statistics,  history,  Steve Jobs,  William Shakespeare,  Google,  alcohol,  mental health,  growing up,  dreams,  crime,  literary references,  art,  teens

Stephen's intern is always on hand for non-sexual demonstrations, fake trips to Mars and experimental ophthalmological procedures. (03:56)

Tags:  5 x Five,  exclusives,  mashups,  interns,  sexual advances,  scandals,  Technical Difficulties,  laws,  space,  NASA,  Mars,  animals,  scams,  lying,  health,  future,  guns

Episode #08068

The New York Times reports that physicists are getting closer to finding the so-called "God particle" with the Large Hadron Collider. (02:16)

Tags:  science,  Large Hadron Collider,  New York Times,  nerd alert

Episode #08066

Professional bowler Pete Weber wins the U.S. Open, Fox 5's Ross Shimabuku insults Danica Patrick, and the New Orleans Saints allegedly paid players to injure competitors. (04:50)

Tags:  Sport Report,  NASCAR,  New Orleans Saints,  Danica Patrick,  bowling,  scandals,  football,  injuries,  lookin' good,  nudity,  money,  investigations,  sexism,  NFL,  mental health,  balls,  auto racing,  violence,  sports,  penises

Episode #08064

The spermicidal maniacs at the University of Kansas develop a male birth control pill, and Brooklyn coffee shops hook babies on the foam dragon. (05:12)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  birth control,  drugs,  religion,  Catholic,  controversies,  men/women,  safety,  health,  sex,  Rick Santorum,  photos,  mongering,  demonstrations,  under the desk,  kids,  coffee,  parenting,  smoking,  animals,  Elvis Presley,  music,  ethnic,  penises,  laws,  Today Show,  addiction

Episode #08045

Jennifer Granholm explains the fundamental differences between the Obama administration's intervention in the auto industry and Mitt Romney's work at Bain Capital. (06:14)

Tags:  Jennifer Granholm,  interviews,  books,  Michigan,  Mitt Romney,  Obama administration,  Bush administration,  economy,  debt,  business,  taxes,  cars/trucks,  liberal,  bailouts,  unemployment,  Canada,  immigration,  Republicans

Episode #08044

South Carolina's locked ballot means that Stephen can't get on and Herman Cain can't get off, but Colbert supporters can still send a message. (04:28)

Tags:  The Word,  South Carolina,  Colbert 2012,  primaries,  Herman Cain,  Colbert Nation,  Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs,  democracy,  challenges,  Rick Perry,  food,  Civil War,  voting,  Republicans,  candidates,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012

Seal Team Six takes down Osama bin Laden, Donald Trump decides to run for president "in his mind," and Colbert PAC contends with Viacom lawyers. (05:21)

Tags:  exclusives,  mashups,  Osama bin Laden,  natural disasters,  David Letterman,  Glee,  gay/homosexual,  Republicans,  print media,  Hillary Clinton,  Donald Trump,  candidates,  Jesus,  Geoffrey Rush,  Viacom,  Colbert Super PAC,  Rally to Restore Sanity,  animals,  dogs,  Mike Huckabee,  Arnold Schwarzenegger,  Newt Gingrich,  John Lithgow,  performances,  basketball,  Kareem Abdul-Jabbar,  Sarah Palin,  slavery,  audience interaction,  kids,  apocalypse,  assassinations,  military,  Barack Obama,  religion,  media,  scandals

Episode #08035

An early version of the Defense Appropriations bill repeals the rule banning bestiality in the military, and the Toronto Zoo's gay penguins turn straight. (05:01)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  military,  troops,  gay/homosexual,  media,  animals,  dogs,  photos,  bestiality,  Michele Bachmann,  conservative,  zoos,  Antarctica,  books,  my mistake,  Jimmy,  Elijah Wood,  mongering,  Steve Carell

Episode #08018

Hargrave markets yachts as a necessity for escape, and Silicon Valley billionaire Peter Thiel funds a network of artificial Libertarian islands. (06:42)

Tags:  Colbert Platinum,  wealth,  boats,  SUVs,  limos,  transportation,  mongering,  violence,  poop & pee,  guns,  safety,  Occupy Wall Street,  protests,  Libertarians,  food,  cannibalism,  dreams,  animals,  Star Wars,  Mexican,  photos,  God,  dental,  cracks up,  facial hair,  farming,  immigration

Episode #08012

Country music star Toby Keith takes on globalization and helps Stephen get the "ho"s out of America. (04:42)

Tags:  Toby Keith,  interviews,  country music,  friend of the show,  music,  songs,  asses,  patriotism,  citizenship,  America,  performances,  family,  economy,  debt,  partying,  Christmas,  holidays,  mental health

Episode #07109

Rick Perry becomes the Republican frontrunner, Adam and Eve might not have existed, and Jeff Bridges performs music from his album. (00:36)

Tags:  intro,  Rick Perry,  Adam and Eve,  Republicans,  Jeff Bridges,  candidates,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  elections,  guns,  Christian,  holidays,  celebrities,  music,  movies,  Tron,  world records,  religion

Episode #07109

In this web-only exclusive, Jeff Bridges auditions to be Summer's Eve's spokesman. (01:09)

Tags:  exclusives,  Jeff Bridges,  uncensored,  performances,  celebrities,  voice-over,  advertising,  vaginas,  men/women,  health,  lookin' good

Episode #07096

Herman Cain treats Stephen like some pizza crust he can just leave on his plate before moving on to a hotter slice. (03:16)

Tags:  Republicans,  Herman Cain,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  candidates,  advertising,  food,  Ron Paul,  Buddy Roemer,  iPad,  breaking up,  Jimmy,  crying,  the heroes,  photos

Episode #07095

Summer's Eve's ad campaign features talking vaginas, but Stephen wants to target men's deeply troubling genitals for a change. (05:47)

Tags:  vaginas,  advertising,  puppets,  African American,  civil rights,  Martin Luther King Jr.,  Hispanic,  Spanish,  Jimmy,  penises,  balls,  masturbation,  sex,  douchebags,  men/women,  stereotypes,  ethnic,  sexism,  cracks up,  the heroes,  animation

Episode #07087

To promote fracking, Talisman Energy releases Talisman Terry the Frackosaurus, the funnest energy extraction-based character since Mountaintop Mining Manny. (05:34)

Tags:  Andrew Cuomo,  same-sex marriage,  gay/homosexual,  energy,  Pennsylvania,  kids,  health,  environment,  New York,  laws,  dinosaurs,  comics,  Address the Mess,  death,  mental health,  hot dogs

Episode #07083

Schick's disposable men's razor smells like it just stepped out of the shower, and Florida Governor Rick Scott writes his own praises. (04:52)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  lookin' good,  advertising,  Rick Scott,  Colbert Nation,  approval ratings,  Mad Libs,  Florida,  under the desk,  Republicans,  photos,  Harry Potter,  mail/e-mail,  Tea Party,  audience interaction

Episode #07075

Tom Ridge believes natural gas is a matter of economic and national security. (06:21)

Tags:  Tom Ridge,  interviews,  Pennsylvania,  Bush administration,  alternative energy,  lobbyists,  EPA,  environment,  pollution,  security,  gas prices,  oil,  Mole People,  Jimmy,  Address the Mess