Episode #08069

Herman Cain pushes the boundaries of what can be called a political ad, just as he once pushed the boundaries of what can be called pizza. (05:24)

Tags:  Herman Cain,  friends,  advertising,  Colbert Super PAC,  parody,  stimulus package,  economy,  animals,  art,  Obama administration,  Hans Beinholtz,  appearances,  Stephen's friends,  kids,  Republicans,  campaigns,  South Cain-olina Primary Rally,  Jimmy,  cats & cats,  birth control,  bailouts,  Van Jones,  immigration,  socialism,  senior citizens,  poop & pee,  apocalypse

Episode #08064

The spermicidal maniacs at the University of Kansas develop a male birth control pill, and Brooklyn coffee shops hook babies on the foam dragon. (05:12)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  birth control,  drugs,  religion,  Catholic,  controversies,  men/women,  safety,  health,  sex,  Rick Santorum,  photos,  mongering,  demonstrations,  under the desk,  kids,  coffee,  parenting,  smoking,  animals,  Elvis Presley,  music,  ethnic,  penises,  laws,  Today Show,  addiction

Episode #08053

The Tennessee Tea Party demands that textbooks remove references to the Founding Fathers' slave ownership and violence against Native Americans. (04:27)

Tags:  The Word,  founding fathers,  Thomas Jefferson,  Benjamin Franklin,  George Washington,  James Madison,  Andrew Jackson,  Tea Party,  Tennessee,  America,  history,  education,  kids,  slavery,  ethnic,  African American,  Native American,  liberal,  smoking,  prostitution,  French,  culture,  lying,  sex,  patriotism

Episode #08048

Newt Gingrich seals his victory in the South Carolina primary debates by going after America's most dangerous enemy: debate moderators. (03:19)

Tags:  Newt Gingrich,  South Carolina,  primaries,  debates,  media,  campaigns,  Juan Williams,  John King,  scandals,  controversies,  marriage,  divorce,  adultery,  impressions,  African American,  ethnic,  drugs,  death,  violence,  stereotypes,  poverty,  animals,  hunting,  photos,  lookin' good,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision 2012

Rick Perry's family hunting cabin causes racial controversy; Stephen remembers chosing to be a straight, right-handed, Caucasian male; and Occupy Wall Street goes global. (04:13)

Tags:  exclusives,  mashups,  Rick Perry,  African American,  ESPN,  football,  Hank Williams Jr.,  John Lithgow,  Herman Cain,  gay/homosexual,  Occupy Wall Street,  Italy,  Libya,  Muammar al-Gaddafi,  advertising,  smoking,  holidays,  Jesus,  Christian,  sports,  NBA,  Toby Keith,  songs,  assassinations,  junk food,  campaigns,  religion,  controversies

Stephen worries about the fate of his over-the-counter man-seed and responds to non-factual statements by Senator Jon Kyl. (04:41)

Tags:  exclusives,  mashups,  government,  Glenn Beck,  Fox News,  James Franco,  Hugo Vickers,  British,  Marilyn Monroe,  Jon Kyl,  Twitter,  gay/homosexual,  Morgan Spurlock,  Jesus,  Bible,  Donald Trump,  African American,  masturbation,  Ron Paul,  Charles Manson,  global warming,  CNN,  gardening,  culture,  Formula 401,  Ice-T,  Joe Scarborough,  same-sex marriage,  parenting,  marijuana,  Easter,  Jeff Greenfield

Episode #08025

Pulitzer Prize winning author Dr. Siddhartha Mukherjee discusses the history and science of cancer. (05:20)

Tags:  Siddhartha Mukherjee,  interviews,  books,  doctors,  health,  food,  aging,  history,  statistics,  science,  death,  Rick Perry

Stephen pays tribute to the Washington insiders who pick up the lunch bill and write the legislative bill. (04:13)

Tags:  On Topic,  exclusives,  mashups,  Better Know a Lobby,  lobbyists,  laws,  guns,  freedom of speech,  marijuana,  labor,  kids,  Washington DC,  environment,  money,  animals,  snakes,  energy,  atheist,  sex,  Congress,  religion

Stephen considers the Keystone XL pipeline, the NYPD dismantles Occupy Wall Street, Newt Gingrich justifies his Greek cruise, and Congress targets veterans' benefits. (04:08)

Tags:  Weekly Recap

Episode #08022

There's never been a better time to invest in things that fall off celebrities, and Goldline International executives face fraud and theft charges. (05:09)

Tags:  Bears & Balls,  big red button,  celebrities,  wealth,  money,  crime,  corruption,  business,  John Lennon,  The Beatles,  dental,  Fox News,  Danny DeVito,  Eric Roberts,  crystal meth,  little people,  porn,  J. Edgar Hoover,  balls,  impressions,  food,  smoking,  prison,  advertising

Episode #08022

Michael Bloomberg orders police to evacuate Zuccotti Park, Stephen pitches an investment opportunity to Goldline execs, and Elijah Wood comes armed with "Sting." (01:01)

Tags:  Colbert in :60 Seconds

Episode #08016

China won't bite on Europe's turd panini, so Stephen enlists the help of Hans Beinholtz to tempt possible investors. (05:15)

Tags:  Europe,  European Union,  Greece,  Germany,  China,  bailouts,  economy,  debt,  international affairs,  Hans Beinholtz,  appearances,  advertising,  business,  food,  Angela Merkel,  George W. Bush,  money,  lookin' good,  photos,  David Hasselhoff,  animals,  gross-out,  poop & pee,  sex,  culture

Episode #08014

Herman Cain faces more controversy, Stephen resumes his infiltration of Occupy Wall Street, and Yo-Yo Ma's all-star musical group performs. (00:40)

Tags:  intro,  Herman Cain,  smoking,  controversies,  Occupy Wall Street,  Wall Street,  protests,  housing,  camping,  New York,  Yo-Yo Ma,  music,  Johann Sebastian Bach,  animals,  mental health,  health,  death

Jon Huntsman makes Stephen an offer, Herman Cain's ad sticks it to the American elite, PETA files a lawsuit against SeaWorld, and Oakland police attack protesters. (04:08)

Tags:  Weekly Recap

Episode #08010

Herman Cain's ad sends the message that he doesn't just want to be the president of the United States, he wants to be the president of flavor country. (07:51)

Tags:  Herman Cain,  advertising,  Mitt Romney,  polls,  immigration,  border security,  media,  smoking,  under the desk,  parody,  death,  alcohol,  drugs,  guns,  addiction,  I Am America (And So Can You!),  Megyn Kelly,  media,  Jimmy,  music,  candidates,  campaigns,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  elections,  health,  mental health,  cracks up,  Colbert Bump,  challenges

Episode #07121

Web searches are enshrined in America's founding documents, and cigarettes have a First Amendment right to be alive with pleasure. (04:54)

Tags:  Rocktember with Radiohead,  The Word,  Google,  Internet,  business,  First Amendment,  government,  freedom of speech,  Rick Santorum,  Jimmy,  gay/homosexual,  travel,  advertising,  safety,  Republicans,  environment,  founding fathers,  laws,  doctors,  health,  civil rights,  Obama administration,  Dan Savage,  sex,  poop & pee,  Joe Biden,  smoking,  Dr Pepper,  food,  Radiohead

Episode #07119

Stephen smokes a cigar and says goodnight. (00:08)

Tags:  sign off,  smoking,  Heroe$ Crawl

If you can't stand to be away from The Colbert Report, hug your television. That warmth you feel isn't radiation -- it's Stephen loving you back. (03:58)

Tags:  On Topic,  exclusives,  mashups,  TV,  soap operas,  media,  Fox News,  Emmy Awards

Stephen dances his heart out in the studio, on Capitol Hill and in front of his portrait at an art gallery. (03:24)

Tags:  On Topic,  exclusives,  mashups,  dancing,  portrait

Wall Street freaks out, Steve Doocy reconsiders global warming, Elliot Ackerman opens presidential nominations, and Mitt Romney humanizes corporations. (04:08)

Tags:  Weekly Recap