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Rick Santorum Speaks from His Heart - California Colleges

Episode #08079

Rick Santorum criticizes California universities after reading something from the state of California. (03:58)

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Aired: 04/03/2012 | Views: 71,355

Republican Southern Primary - Simplified Speeches

Episode #08071

While campaigning in the South, Rick Santorum scoffs at global warming while Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich mock Barack Obama's energy plan. (03:41)

Tags:  the SouthRepublicansprimariesenergycars/trucksgas pricesglobal warmingalternative energyNewt GingrichMitt RomneyRick SantorumspeechesAmerican SamoaBarack Obamaenvironmentunder the desksciencegardeningeducationdogsExxonthe moonSTDsmental healthcandidatescampaignsIndecision 2012

Aired: 03/13/2012 | Views: 79,458

Super Tuesday Party, Putin's Win & India's State Assembly

Episode #08067

While the GOP candidates go all average to connect with blue collar voters for America's Super Tuesday, other election results stream in from Russia and India. (05:41)

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Aired: 03/06/2012 | Views: 45,693

Contraception Crusade

Episode #08057

Barack Obama launches a vengeful health care crusade against the Catholic church, essentially forcing priests to hand out condoms at mass. (06:54)

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Aired: 02/14/2012 | Views: 162,408

Exclusive - Rock Me Like a Herman Cain South Cain-olina Primary Rally Pt. 2

Stephen Colbert defines "we, the people" and compares himself to Martin Luther King Jr. during the South Cain-olina Primary Rally at the College of Charleston. (09:33)

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Aired: 01/25/2012 | Views: 7,499

A Look Back - February 2011

Hosni Mubarack gets jilted by 80 million Egyptians, Rick Santorum addresses his long-time Google problem, and Jimmy Fallon becomes Stephen's best friend for six months. (04:54)

Tags:  exclusivesmashupsHosni MubarakEgyptAbraham LincolnRichard BransonnudityRick SantorumGoogleRonald Reagangay/homosexualWisconsinAfghanistanheroinpolice businessMike HuckabeeColbert BumpportraitJon StewartJimmy FallonBen & Jerry'ssexgardeningSTDssenior citizenspukingeconomyrallies

Aired: 12/19/2011 | Views: 48,288

Siddhartha Mukherjee

Episode #08025

Pulitzer Prize winning author Dr. Siddhartha Mukherjee discusses the history and science of cancer. (05:20)

Tags:  Siddhartha MukherjeeinterviewsbooksdoctorshealthfoodaginghistorystatisticssciencedeathRick Perry

Aired: 11/28/2011 | Views: 13,154

Intro - 10/25/11

Episode #08010

A new Herman Cain ad goes viral, Occupy Wall Street gets a corporate backer, and Susan Saladoff discusses her documentary on frivolous lawsuits. (00:34)

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Aired: 10/25/2011 | Views: 28,333

Herman Cain 2012

Episode #08003

Herman Cain picks up all the voters who don't like Mitt Romney, used to like Rick Perry and can't have Chris Christie. (02:59)

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Aired: 10/05/2011 | Views: 27,261

Rick Perry's Debate Gaffe & Arizona's Primary Date

Episode #07122

Rick Perry throws up all over himself at the third Republican debate, and Arizona steals South Carolina's presidential primary date. (06:43)

Tags:  Rick PerrydebatesspeechespoetryGeorge H.W. BushBrit Humepukingpoop & peegross-outRick SantorumGeorge W. BushBushismsJimmymonkeys!Mitt RomneycandidatesRepublicansIndecisionIndecision 2012campaignsmental healthcracks upSouth CarolinaprimariesArizonaFloridasenior citizensJan BrewermoneyassespollsbusinessflagsvotingHeroe$ Crawl

Aired: 09/27/2011 | Views: 43,286

Recap - Week of 9/12/11

Diane Sawyer makes Stephen cry, Sarah Palin criticizes government jobs, Michael Moore wants to leverage celebrity Democrats, and Stephen aches for Jimmy Fallon. (04:10)

Tags:  Weekly Recap

Aired: 09/16/2011 | Views: 57,444

Rick Perry's HPV Vaccine Mandate

Episode #07116

If Americans let the government mandate the HPV vaccine, they might as well let the U.N.'s jackbooted thugs inject their daughters with pharmaceutical-grade slut juice. (04:20)

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Aired: 09/14/2011 | Views: 60,542

9/14/11 in :60 Seconds

Episode #07116

Fox News scrutinizes Barack Obama's binder clip, conservatives worry that the HPV vaccine will turn girls into sluts, and Michael Moore wants Tom Hanks to run for president. (01:00)

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Aired: 09/14/2011 | Views: 6,394

Hooker-Drawer Market

Episode #07105

The New York Post explains the volatile stock market with analysis that everyone can understand. (01:56)

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Aired: 08/10/2011 | Views: 36,575

Women's Health-Nazi Plan

Episode #07101

Free birth control will wipe out the American race and instantly turn daughters into wanton harlots with insatiable sexual appetites. (04:42)

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Aired: 08/03/2011 | Views: 207,369

Congressional Partisan Rancor

Episode #07093

Allen West brings civility back to Washington by calling Debbie Wasserman Shultz a "vile coward" after she spews bile over his support for the GOP's debt reduction bill. (03:14)

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Aired: 07/20/2011 | Views: 33,472

On Topic - Technology - Mobile Devices

Stephen fears the dangers of cell phones, but he can't get by without all the apps, calls and tweets. (03:59)

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Aired: 07/04/2011 | Views: 39,171

Renaissance Nemesis - Frank Jameso

Episode #07046

Stephen plans to take down his Renaissance nemesis with the help of James Franco's twin brother, Frank Jameso. (04:59)

Tags:  James Francoappearancescelebritieseconomyunemploymentmoviessoap operascollegeeducationSTDsmarijuanadrugssiblingsculture

Aired: 04/05/2011 | Views: 116,612

Anthony Fauci

Episode #07042

Anthony Fauci explains to Stephen why AIDS is still a big problem, even with abstinence education. (05:05)

Tags:  Anthony FauciinterviewshealthpollutionabstinenceeducationAfrican Americangay/homosexualsexbirth controlreligionGeorge W. Bushgreat or greatestethnicAIDSepidemicsSTDs

Aired: 03/29/2011 | Views: 23,934

Intro - 3/10/11

Episode #07036

Al Qaeda recruits Americans, and Reza Aslan will talk about the Islamic-American experience if he makes it past Stephen's security. (00:31)

Tags:  introcandidatesIndecisionIndecision 2012Al QaedaterrorismrecruitmentunemploymentCarnavalReza AslansecurityIslamicreligionRio de JaneiroSTDs

Aired: 03/10/2011 | Views: 33,064