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Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Eye Tooth
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10/07/2009
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Episode: #05129
Doctors enable a blind woman to see again by jamming her own tooth into her eye. (02:31)
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Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - External Lungs
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06/04/2009
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External lungs increase office productivity by allowing employees to send them outside for a smoke break. (02:10)
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Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Fir Tree Lung
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04/27/2009
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Episode: #05056
Christmas trees are supposed to warm the cockles of our hearts, not infest the alveoli of our lungs. (01:43)
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Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Barreleye Fish
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03/12/2009
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National Geographic releases footage of a fish that has a see-through head and twitching green sacks of goo for eyes. (02:06)
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Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Mayo Kitchen
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09/20/2007
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The hottest new restaurant in Tokyo is the Mayonnaise Kitchen, where you can get mayo on everything. (1:22)
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Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Octopi
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06/06/2007
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One day octopi are twisting open bottles, the next they're twisting open submarine hatch doors. (1:48)
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The Most Poetic F@#king Thing I've Ever Heard
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02/01/2007
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Episode: #03016
Rainbow covered bridges paved with babies' dreams has nothing on moths that drink the tears of sleeping magpies. That's the most poetic f**king thing Stephen has ever heard. (1:37)
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Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Gas Prices
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05/15/2006
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Episode: #02064
A guy pulls a truck with his ear just to save some money on gas. (1:08)
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Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Fly Glasses
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04/17/2006
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Episode: #02048
German scientists use lasers to put a tiny pair of glasses on a common housefly, and Stephen is angry. (1:25)
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Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Bear Wrestling
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03/15/2006
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Episode: #02034
Stephen hopes that bears stay out of high school and college athletics. (1:26)
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Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Snake and Hamster
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01/31/2006
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Episode: #02014
Stephen is outraged that a snake dares disturb the natural order of things by not eating a hamster. (1:27)
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