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10/13/2009
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45,888
Episode: #05132
The cross has nothing to do with Christianity -- it's just the normal symbol of the resting place of the dead. Download The Word NOW! (04:47)

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09/28/2009
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17,683
Episode: #05123
Paul Krugman apologizes for winning the Nobel Prize in Economics, and J.J. Abrams is sorry for making his hidden puzzle too difficult to solve. (04:33)

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09/22/2009
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31,561
Episode: #05120
Stephen wants every Jewish member of the television academy to call and beg for forgiveness, which he will then deliver in the form of an acceptance speech. (05:28)

Episode: #05113
Vera Lengsfeld uses sex to campaign in Germany, Russian dogs take the subway, and flying rabbis ward off swine flu. (06:10)

Episode: #05107
The founder of a creationist dinosaur theme park refuses to pay taxes, President Obama may be a secret Mormon, and a Jewish man trades kidneys on the black market. (06:00)

Episode: #05048
Robert Gates chops our defense budget, dogs get their own Seders, and Obama bows before the Saudi king. (05:38)

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04/09/2009
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93,299
Episode: #05048
Stephen questions Bart Ehrman on why the Bible is a big fat lie and Stephen's an idiot for believing it. (06:30)

Episode: #05047
Birkat Hachama marks the time for Stephen to free his Jews. (03:14)

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03/31/2009
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8,484
Episode: #05042
David Plotz learned that the Bible is a lot messier than what they teach in Sunday school. (04:46)
Tags: interviewbooksreligionlawsJewishGodBibleDavid Plotz 

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02/04/2009
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24,867
Episode: #05019
God helping both teams in a football game would be as impossible as loving both Christians and Muslims. (04:33)

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11/23/2008
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103,702
 
Jon Stewart tries to interest Stephen in a festival of lights. (02:56)

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06/11/2008
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42,470
Episode: #04077
Congratulations, Israel. Just as America soars like the might eagle, may you emulate the noble long-billed hoopoe by squirting fecal matter at intruders. (4:20)
Tags: religionanimalsfoodJewishIsrael 

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09/20/2007
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53,110
Episode: #03118
Tomorrow is the last chance for the children of Israel to own up to whatever it is they've done to Stephen. (1:51)

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09/18/2007
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58,989
Episode: #03116
If you are a Jewish Emmy voter and did not vote for The Colbert Report, call 1-888-OOPS-JEW and apologize to Stephen. (5:05)

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09/12/2007
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40,066
Episode: #03114
In the year since the last appearance of the Atone Phone, 1-888-OOPS-JEW has been taken by another company. (3:21)

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09/12/2007
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18,635
Episode: #03114
Schools Chancellor Joel Klein admits to cheating on his interview with Stephen. (1:12)

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08/15/2007
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56,022
Episode: #03106
If Stephen's Jewish grandmother had testicles, she would be his Jewish grandfather. (1:45)
Tags: religionsciencefamilyJewish 

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05/03/2007
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1,945
Episode: #03060
Atheists have finally joined the game and they're selling it hard, including their own manifesto and de-baptisms. (3:55)

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03/01/2007
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152,683
Episode: #03028
Larry King calls Stephen Colbert an egomaniac like it's a bad thing. (6:21)

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02/26/2007
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17,872
Episode: #03025
Stephen and author Zev Chafets get to the bottom of which of the two of them is the most Jewish. (5:42)

 
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