Stephen tips his hat to Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff's guts, then wags his finger at IHOP's flapjack diplomacy and Japan's changes to its justice system. (4:28)
A Senator admits to seeing prostitutes, Michael Chertoff warns of all sorts of terrorist attacks, and Stephen brings a magnifying glass to his interview with an ant expert. (0:36)
If Michael Chertoff returns all the illegal aliens to their countries, All You Need To Know is that grass seed goes down in the spring, weed-killer in the fall. (1:47)