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Episode: #05125
Environmentalists target soft toilet paper, Kang Lee exposes the lies parents tell kids, and mountain pine beetles prevent us from shooting bears. (07:14)

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03/27/2009
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35,817
 
Stephen's ex-prisoner Homer helps out The Colbert Report's research department. (2:14)
Tags: bearsInternetThreatDownexclusivesprisonHomer 

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12/01/2008
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69,253
 
Highlights from Stephen's campaign against the bears who are pillaging our nation's pic-a-nic baskets. (5:05)
Tags: animalsbearsThreatDownexclusivesmashups 

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10/07/2008
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54,180
Episode: #04127
We must stop these college jerks from trivializing the threat of the undead. (04:23)
Tags: Barack ObamaanimalsfoodbearsTVadvertisingThreatDowngunscollege 

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05/12/2008
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93,353
Episode: #04064
America's biggest threats are airlines, women's softball, dirty keyboards, Isabella Rossellini and adorable bears. (6:34)

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04/24/2008
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70,053
Episode: #04055
Bulls forget to be role models for veal, and bees, those little blossom sluts, take advantage of America's mortgage crisis. (6:52)

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02/27/2008
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69,064
Episode: #04026
You cannot fuel an airplane with shaving cream. The most you're allowed to bring on the plane is three ounces! (6:05)

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10/17/2007
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114,562
Episode: #03133
It's the anniversary of the ThreatDown and Stephen bought you rubber pants to celebrate. (3:53)

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09/20/2007
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70,971
Episode: #03118
Tonight's threats are salad, Slavic intercourse, el Chupacabra, the Bingham Company and us. (5:29)

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08/13/2007
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35,307
Episode: #03104
Stephen warns us about loose monkeys, bats that set off fire alarms, an androgynous panda bear and Karl Rove. (5:49)

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06/25/2007
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3,158
Episode: #03085
Before you go to the beach this summer, you'll need a high SPF -- Stephen Protection Factor. (5:47)
Tags: animalskidsbearsThreatDowncracks up 

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06/13/2007
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4,797
Episode: #03079
Bear-bots are going to turn on us, and our only hope is that the Japanese toddler-bots will grow up in time to fight them. (4:58)
Tags: bearsmilitaryThreatDownrobotsJapan 

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05/22/2007
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41,348
Episode: #03070
Environmentalists are on the list for setting up trust funds for bears. (4:55)

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05/08/2007
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3,754
Episode: #03062
Current threats include Oprah, publicists, Austrian animal rights activists, spiders and Knut, the abandoned polar bear. (6:31)

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04/23/2007
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1,857
Episode: #03053
It's bad enough that MySpace exposes our teens to child predators, now they're corrupting our youth with journalism. (4:51)

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03/20/2007
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166,571
Episode: #03038
After a mama polar bear rejected her cub the zoo planned to care for it but activist Frank Albrecht felt the cub should be killed -- Stephen agrees. (1:49)
Tags: JimmyanimalsbearsethnicThreatDowncracks upGermany 

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02/05/2007
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1,521
Episode: #03017
Banning light bulbs, giant Mexicans babies crossing the border, the Miss America pageant and the misrepresentation of bear hugs are all major threats. (4:33)

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01/23/2007
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9,881
Episode: #03010
Stephen provides a media watchdog edition of the ThreatDown, complete with a shot at The Weather Channel. (5:06)

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12/11/2006
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48,595
Episode: #02155
Stephen defends Christmas by announcing its five biggest threats. (3:35)

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10/02/2006
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4,116
Episode: #02123
The Iraqis are greeting us as liberators -- with improvised explosive celebrations. (4:52)

 
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