Banning light bulbs, giant Mexicans babies crossing the border, the Miss America pageant and the misrepresentation of bear hugs are all major threats. (4:33)
Stephen said China had three times as many people at America and urged the Nation to procreate. It turns out China has four times more, so the need is even greater. (1:30)
A New York Times article reports that senior citizens are exploring safe sex. Stephen disapproves, and they're not the only ones Stephen is wishing a sexless Valentine's Day. (2:54)