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Episode: #05142
The Prescott Swine Flu Scam Detector exposes fake treatments, while Vaxaconda prevents kidney failure and rodent infestations. (04:50)
November 05, 2009
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11/04/2009
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Episode: #05141
You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here -- Stephen's flooding the studio with poison gas. (00:12)
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November 04, 2009
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10/29/2009
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Episode: #05138
Halloween masks spread the H1N1 virus, candy sends kids toward a life of crime, and dogs wear matching sexy costumes. (05:12)
October 29, 2009
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Episode: #05136
Harvard produces the most billionaires, and a Russian car company releases a diamond-encrusted SUV with whale penis leather interior. (04:05)
October 27, 2009
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Colin Beavan wants to make as low an impact on The Colbert Report green room as possible. (03:56)

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10/13/2009
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Episode: #05132
Sylvia Earle stresses the importance of doing everything we can to protect the ocean and restore health to the system that takes care of us. (05:47)
October 13, 2009
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10/07/2009
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Episode: #05129
What kind of cable package does Samuel Alito have that he can watch the Human Sacrifice Channel, and why can't Stephen get it? (03:37)

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10/06/2009
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Episode: #05128
John Darnielle discusses his cheerfully desolate song lyrics and his respect for suicidal mountain goats. (03:28)

Episode: #05125
Environmentalists target soft toilet paper, Kang Lee exposes the lies parents tell kids, and mountain pine beetles prevent us from shooting bears. (07:14)

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09/30/2009
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Episode: #05125
After offering evidence for evolution, Richard Dawkins wants to see the evidence for God. (05:42)

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09/29/2009
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34,150
Episode: #05124
If the spider crawling on Pope Benedict XVI's face has bitten him, we might soon have a Spider-Pope. (01:53)

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09/17/2009
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Episode: #05119
Stephen resurrects the U.S. military technique of staring at a goat to make its heart explode. (03:35)

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09/17/2009
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Episode: #05119
Jon Ronson explains why the U.S. military trained soldiers to use sparkly eyes on the enemy and kill goats with their minds. (04:24)

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09/16/2009
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Episode: #05118
Stephen takes an in-depth look at education, and The Flaming Lips' two-story plush hippo doesn't get through security. (00:33)

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09/16/2009
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17,241
Episode: #05118
If David Bowie is going to muscle into Stephen's turf by having a spider named after him, Stephen will introduce his alter ego, Figgy Moonpowder. (02:40)
Tags: animalsphotoscostumesspidersDavid Bowie 

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09/08/2009
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Even Godless Killing Machines let their young watch Stephen Colbert, if only to teach them how to track their prey. (01:14)
Tags: animalsbearsexclusivesWristStrong 

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08/20/2009
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18,124
Episode: #05115
France ruins Stephen's vacation plans by banning elephants from French beaches. (01:32)

Episode: #05114
Urbane Nomads offers lavish hunting expeditions, Everest Gigayacht costs $500 million, and LifeGem makes a diamond from Michael Jackson's hair. (05:03)

Episode: #05113
Vera Lengsfeld uses sex to campaign in Germany, Russian dogs take the subway, and flying rabbis ward off swine flu. (06:10)

Episode: #05111
Blue M&Ms heal spinal injuries in rats, kids spend too much time indoors, and all women need hormones. (06:49)