Using language to turn failed policy into ideals that transcend debate is the best way to get people to think of John McCain as transcen-presidential. (4:42)
Eighty-six percent of Democrats may be against the war in Iraq, but America is like a cappuccino -- most of it is foam, and the real stuff is underneath. (2:59)
Based on the Southern Republican Leadership Conference straw poll, The Colbert Report predicts that Bill Frist will win the presidential election in 2008. (2:08)