Stephen tips his hat to The New York Times after his book hit number one, but wags his finger at neuroscientists at U.C. Berkeley for saying that people need sleep. (3:43)
After reading an article about babies being "turned straight" in the womb, Stephen feels everything should be genetically engineered to look more like the Bible says. (3:20)
After performing same-sex civil ceremonies in San Francisco, Gavin Newsom had an affair, which basically means that the American family is destroyed. (1:20)
Stephen tells sex columnist Dan Savage what his porn name would be -- Tyrone Honeybee -- and Dan Savage tells Stephen what his would be -- Dan Savage. (5:10)
Tonight: Moving on from the Iraq Study Group report, the triumphant return of Better Know a District, and Stephen's advice to gay sex columnist Dan Savage: Stop being gay. (0:29)
Since Jesus never said anything about reproductive rights and gay marriage, it's easy to know what he thought -- whatever the Christian Coalition says he thought. (3:38)
Stephen can't decide who the luckiest bastard in the world is, the one who was going to lose to Mark Foley, or the one who was going to lose to Dennis Hastert. (2:20)
Today's prom is a minefield for our youth -- the sex, the gangsta rapping music, the drinking, the smoking of the grass and the smoking of the ecstasy pills. (3:30)