Police tase a 76-year-old man five times, juice a soccer mom in front of her kids, and test out the new Taser X3, which can paralyze three people without reloading. (05:59)
Stephen tips his hat to The New York Times after his book hit number one, but wags his finger at neuroscientists at U.C. Berkeley for saying that people need sleep. (3:43)
After reading an article about babies being "turned straight" in the womb, Stephen feels everything should be genetically engineered to look more like the Bible says. (3:20)
The vernal equinox was last night, and now even the weariest among us feels a stirring within at the world's rebirth -- which bring us to tonight's word: stop it. (2:09)
Prime Minister Paul Martin brings negative campaigning to Canada, Stephen calls Oregon the Canada of California and Eminem patches things up with his wife. (3:43)