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Sport Report - Tour de France & Robotic Baseball
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07/29/2009
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Episode: #05102
A person who isn't Lance Armstrong wins the Tour de France, and Japanese robots make baseball interesting. (03:19)
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Bob Park
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07/20/2009
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Episode: #05096
Bob Park doesn't understand why humans need go to space when robots can do a better job. (05:14)
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Intro - 06/22/09
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06/22/2009
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Episode: #05084
Stephen suggests punching randomly until we find the enemy among us, and Simon Schama writes a history of the future of America. (00:24)
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Tip/Wag - 4th of July, Craig T. Nelson & GM
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06/03/2009
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Episode: #05074
Obama invites Iran to celebrate 4th of July, Craig T. Nelson stands up against big government, and GM fires its robots. (04:47)
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ThreatDown - Charity, Casual Jesus & Robot Teachers
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05/18/2009
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Episode: #05068
The Christian Children's Fund changes its name, Jesus goes casual, and Japan unveils a scary robot teacher. (05:24)
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Doom Bunker - Jack Jacobs and Stephen Moore
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03/04/2009
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Episode: #05031
Stephen makes up horrific doomsday scenarios for Jack Jacobs and Stephen Moore to discuss. (07:12)
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ThreatDown - Happiness
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12/10/2008
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Episode: #04159
This plague of positivity is a threat to our way of life, and more importantly, Stephen's show. (06:08)
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ThreatDown - Icebergs!
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09/16/2008
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Episode: #04116
Thanks to global warming, we've almost defeated the iceberg menace. (07:06)
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Difference Makers - BumBot
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04/24/2008
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Episode: #04055
The BumBot: cybernetic anti-crime unit, dehumanizing debuminizer or old three-wheeled scooter with a cajun chicken smoker? (4:49)
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David Levy
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01/17/2008
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Episode: #04008
David Levy predicts that within the next five years humans will have sex with robots. (6:13)
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March to Enslavement - Stephen Gets an iPhone
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07/19/2007
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Episode: #03092
After months of begging -- with dignity -- Stephen finally gets a free iPhone. (3:29)
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ThreatDown - Robots
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06/13/2007
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Episode: #03079
Bear-bots are going to turn on us, and our only hope is that the Japanese toddler-bots will grow up in time to fight them. (4:58)
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Carl Bernstein
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06/06/2007
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Episode: #03075
Carl Bernstein's new book "A Woman in Charge" is about Hillary Clinton. Stephen hopes it has a happy ending. (4:56)
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Intro - 5/8/07
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05/08/2007
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Episode: #03062
Tonight, Stephen reports on Hillary Clinton's repeal, details Oprah's presidential candidate pick and interviews author Nassim Nicholas Taleb. (0:31)
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ThreatDown - Cheney's Clot
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03/06/2007
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Episode: #03030
It's not enough that the mainstream media is against this president; now even the laws of physics are jumping on the anti-Bush bandwagon. (4:30)
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Mark Frauenfelder
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03/06/2007
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Episode: #03030
Stephen and Mark Frauenfelder shoot marshmallow guns at each other. (6:16)
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Richard Clarke
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01/17/2007
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Episode: #03007
Stephen sells Richard Clarke's book with promises of robot sex. (5:17)
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Sherman Wedding
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12/04/2006
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5,201
Episode: #02151
Stephen has a better success rate than eHarmony for lonely Congressmen looking for love. (3:13)
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Dean Kamen
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11/09/2006
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5,817
Episode: #02142
Stephen asks Segway inventor Dean Kamen if wheelchairs that can climb stairs spell the end of handicapped parking. (7:27)
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Andy Stern
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10/03/2006
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4,875
Episode: #02124
Stephen speaks with union leader Andy Stern about insurance and the growing gap between the rich and the poor, and suggests robots as a plan for America's future. (6:36)
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