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Sign Off - Stephen's Online Information
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08/13/2009
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5,335
Episode: #05111
Stephen's online password is always "actionman4" and his MasterCard security code is 786. (00:20)
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ThreatDown - Henry Louis Gates Jr., Bill Gates & Wilford Brimley
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07/23/2009
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25,422
Episode: #05099
Henry Louis Gates Jr. commits the perfect crime, Bill Gates tries to control the weather, and Wilford Brimley has too much free time. (05:59)
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Tip/Wag - Assassination Squads, Biblical History & Gay Penguins
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07/15/2009
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16,058
Episode: #05094
The CIA shuts down its assassination program, Texas wants Christianity taught in history, and two male penguins end their relationship. (03:48)
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Difference Makers - Doug Jackson
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07/15/2009
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23,680
Episode: #05094
Thanks to State Senator Doug Jackson, it's now legal to carry a concealed weapon into a bar in Tennessee. (05:30)
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The Word - Guns, Credit, and Corn
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07/14/2009
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17,792
Episode: #05093
The American government can use the defense budget to pay for health care and just turn sick people into a weapons program. (05:10)
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Judge, Jury & Executioner - Firefighters, Gold Waste & Strip Search
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07/01/2009
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19,153
Episode: #05090
The Supreme Court releases its decisions on firefighters' tests, goldmine waste and school strip searches. (05:11)
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Judge, Jury & Executioner
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David Kilcullen
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06/23/2009
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9,655
Episode: #05085
David Kilcullen fights wars by taking a local approach to combat smaller guerrilla movements. (05:59)
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Obama Orders Stephen's Haircut - Ray Odierno
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06/08/2009
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306,969
Episode: #05076
Under direct orders from Commander-in-Chief Barack Obama, General Ray Odierno shaves Stephen's head. (05:15)
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The Word - Tough Cell
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05/18/2009
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Episode: #05068
Instead of putting Al Qaeda terrorists in our neighborhoods, we can send them to Dick Cheney's ranch. (04:53)
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ThreatDown - Robert Gates, Dog Seders & Obama
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04/09/2009
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Episode: #05048
Robert Gates chops our defense budget, dogs get their own Seders, and Obama bows before the Saudi king. (05:38)
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Where and When Is Stephen Going to the Persian Gulf? - Bahrain
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04/08/2009
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27,185
Episode: #05047
The military asked Stephen to adopt a "don't ask, don't tell" policy for his trip, which is hard because he's Dubai-curious. (05:43)
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Queen Noor
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04/07/2009
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11,584
Episode: #05046
Queen Noor will only knight Stephen after he signs the Global Zero declaration. (6:21)
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Nailed 'Em - Amtrak Photographer
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02/02/2009
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88,998
Episode: #05017
Amtrak police arrest a man because he's taking pictures for their photography contest. (5:39)
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Bush's Last Press Conference
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01/12/2009
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28,231
Episode: #05005
When it comes to connecting the dots, President Bush can't win. (04:30)
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Anthony Romero
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01/12/2009
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18,734
Episode: #05005
Anthony Romero believes it will be a huge mistake if Barack Obama doesn't close Guantanamo immediately. (06:09)
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Intro - 12/03/08
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12/03/2008
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2,157
Episode: #04155
The media reacts to Obama's cabinet picks -- there's a debate over whether to shower him with praise or adulation. (00:36)
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Intro - 12/02/08
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12/02/2008
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3,090
Episode: #04154
A Giants wide receiver is charged with gun possession. He -- could -- go -- all -- the -- way -- to -- jail! (00:36)
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Jeffrey Goldberg
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12/02/2008
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4,378
Episode: #04154
Jeffrey Goldberg believes airports don't have security -- they've got security theater. (05:41)
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Jeffrey Goldberg
War in Afghanistan
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12/01/2008
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14,364
Episode: #04153
The best way to make heroin uncool is to get Al Roker hooked on smack. (02:35)
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Barack Obama
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drugs
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terrorism
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Afghanistan
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David Petraeus
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Al Roker
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Hamid Karzai
Intro - 10/15/08
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10/15/2008
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2,475
Episode: #04132
The NSA eavesdrops on American soldiers. It's all part of the Army's new policy "don't ask, don't tell, we're going to find out anyway." (00:32)
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intro
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sports
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military
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security
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Tina Brown
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