Stephen wants to be a biblical figure on Conservapedia, the Louvre announces its plans to install a McDonald's, and Honda introduces a unicycle of the future. (05:45)
Police tase a 76-year-old man five times, juice a soccer mom in front of her kids, and test out the new Taser X3, which can paralyze three people without reloading. (05:59)
Jim Webb's Marine background makes it difficult thank the Army, while Stephen tips his hat to a wrinkle-blasting laser and the contractors who built his set. (03:47)