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John Lithgow calls the Atone Phone to do character research for an Ibsen play. (05:11)
Joan Rivers tells Stephen that if he looked any doughier in his tux at the Emmys, he'd be working for Pillsbury. (04:38)
Paul Krugman apologizes for winning the Nobel Prize in Economics, and J.J. Abrams is sorry for making his hidden puzzle too difficult to solve. (04:33)
Larry King apologizes to Stephen for not giving him a chance to explain the terrible scandal that is sure to end his career. (02:09)
Stephen wants every Jewish member of the television academy to call and beg for forgiveness, which he will then deliver in the form of an acceptance speech. (05:28)
Jon calls 1-888-MOSS-LEW to apologize for not having paid for his bed of moss yet. (01:57)
Stephen cannot have a little girl thinking he's boring. (01:46)
Gilbert Gottfried wants to apologize for being jealous of Stephen's success. (06:11)
This year 1-888-OOPS-JEW shared the line with 1-888-MOPS-KEY, a consumer help line for finding the best prices on janitorial equipment. (2:46)
Tomorrow is the last chance for the children of Israel to own up to whatever it is they've done to Stephen. (1:51)
Ed Asner wore his WristStrong bracelet because he cares about wrists, not about Stephen. (3:55)
If you are a Jewish Emmy voter and did not vote for The Colbert Report, call 1-888-OOPS-JEW and apologize to Stephen. (5:05)
Susan Sarandon tells Stephen that her phone was bugged because Sean Penn was probably calling her. (6:29)
In the year since the last appearance of the Atone Phone, 1-888-OOPS-JEW has been taken by another company. (3:21)
Schools Chancellor Joel Klein admits to cheating on his interview with Stephen. (1:12)
Some atone phone callers are not sure what they did, but they're Jewish, so they must have done something. (1:20)
Some say Christmas decorations at Halloween is jumping the gun. (1:40)
Stephen's only gripe with the latest Green Screen Challenge entry is that he's dancing with a 30G iPod. (2:23)
Stephen talks to Jon Stewart on the Days of Repentance hotline. (1:42)
Stephen talks to Mort Zuckerman on the Days of Repentance hotline. (2:32)
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