Episode #07120

The Marine Corps issues a harsh restriction banning Marines from audible farting, and the Department of Homeland Security lets kids 12 and under keep their shoes on. (04:49)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  Marines,  military,  Afghanistan War,  troops,  farts,  Afghanistan,  culture,  terrorism,  weapons,  Jimmy,  anthems,  poop & pee,  patriotism,  security,  flying,  kids,  ululations,  parents,  costumes,  impressions,  appearances,  Arabic,  food,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07103

Stephen already licked the Rick Perry for President donut, so all the other Super PAC bitches better back off. (06:01)

Tags:  Rick Perry,  Colbert Super PAC,  fundraising,  polls,  Iowa,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  Tim Pawlenty,  elections,  Republicans,  voting,  candidates,  God,  Jesus,  Christian,  religion,  economy,  debt,  competitions,  Arabic,  advertising,  cats & cats,  the heroes,  Texas,  food,  mail/e-mail

Episode #07102

Stephen calls on the Colbert Nation to send in more suggestions for the direction of his Super PAC, in addition to more money. (04:21)

Tags:  Colbert Super PAC,  Colbert Nation,  Indecision,  cracks up,  Indecision 2012,  Twitter,  elections,  mail/e-mail,  the heroes,  Lord of the Rings,  audience interaction,  kids,  fundraising,  money,  Internet,  taxes,  violence,  Arabic,  Islamic,  oral sex,  penises,  vaginas,  photos,  parents,  transportation

Episode #07101

The state of North Dakota may not exist, subversive weather blows into Arizona, and the classic American game of anti-trust law violation gets a makeover. (07:31)

Tags:  Constitution,  ThreatDown,  North Dakota,  America,  Jimmy,  movies,  documentaries,  flags,  under the desk,  steroids,  Arabic,  weather,  discrimination,  Arizona,  toys & games,  Islamic,  driving,  money,  wealth,  technology,  family,  kids,  the heroes,  Alaska,  troops,  business

Specialist Tareq Salha and Sgt. Robin Balcom don't look anything like the soldiers from WWII movies. (05:29)

Tags:  interviews,  weapons,  9/11,  discrimination,  Al Qaeda,  Arabic,  men/women,  Iraq,  Tareq Salha,  Robin Balcom,  Iraq War,  wars,  World War II,  movies,  Operation Iraqi Stephen: Going Commando,  Where and When Is Stephen Going to the Persian Gulf?,  Baghdad,  military,  troops,  Colbert Report Overseas,  on location,  Persian Gulf

Episode #05014

President Obama is held hostage by a terrorist group calling themselves the Al Arabiya television network. (02:31)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  TV,  Indecision,  Arabic