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Donald Trump's Creative Truth & Mitt Romney's Poll Numbers

Episode #08102

Donald Trump reveals Barack Obama's birthplace, and Mitt Romney must win over America's Sasquatch hunters and alien abductees. (05:05)

Tags:  Barack ObamaDonald TrumpcontroversieslyingHawaiiKenyaphotoslookin' goodAfrican AmericanMitt RomneyRomansconservativeliberalmediawealthfundraisingLas VegasGeorge WillTwitterpollselectionsTVJimmyArsenio HallIndecision 2012

Aired: 05/29/2012 | Views: 37,759
Watch FULL EPISODE May 29, 2012 — Guest: Charlize Theron

5 x Five - Hot Button Issues - Immigration

Stopping illegal immigration may require alligators, moats and electrified fences. (02:58)

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Aired: 05/21/2012 | Views: 52,429

5 x Five - Hot Button Issues - Race

Rush Limbaugh shares his kung pao jibber-jabber and compares NFL games to gang violence. (03:23)

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Aired: 05/21/2012 | Views: 40,496

5 x Five - Hot Button Issues - Birth Control

Rush Limbaugh defends his sexist comments, and Steve King makes his case against universal preventative medicine. (03:06)

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Aired: 05/21/2012 | Views: 35,332

5 x Five - Hot Button Issues - Gun Control

Newt Gingrich explains one of the Constitution's pre-existing conditions, which may lead to the rise of geriatric jihadists. (03:20)

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Aired: 05/21/2012 | Views: 44,277

Barack Obama's Gay Blasphemy

Episode #08101

God ordered marriage to be between one man and that man's rib, but Barack Obama's gay marriage announcement drags evolution into the debate. (02:25)

Tags:  Barack Obamagay/homosexualsame-sex marriagemen/womenreligionmarriagelawsevolutionmonkeys!restaurantsBibleGodJesusAdam and EvesexdiscriminationRobert Jeffress

Aired: 05/10/2012 | Views: 104,124
Watch FULL EPISODE May 10, 2012 — Guest: Dr. Francis Collins

ThreatDown - Interdimensional Black People, Gay Strokes & Manipulative Sicko Monkeys

Episode #08101

Minorities use black hole time travel for revenge, strokes suddenly turn people gay, and a zoo is nothing but monkey prison. (06:25)

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Aired: 05/10/2012 | Views: 32,882
Watch FULL EPISODE May 10, 2012 — Guest: Dr. Francis Collins

Barack Obama vs. North Carolina on Gay Marriage

Episode #08100

Barack Obama becomes the first sitting president to push the rainbow button and launch gay-mageddon, but North Carolina strikes down marriage equality. (04:38)

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Aired: 05/09/2012 | Views: 98,137
Watch FULL EPISODE May 9, 2012 — Guest: Anna Wintour

Jon McNaughton's "Nation Under Socialism" Artwork

Episode #08100

One of the hottest pop culture paintings portrays Barack Obama burning the Constitution, and Stephen explicates its complicated, multi-level message. (05:16)

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Aired: 05/09/2012 | Views: 43,044
Watch FULL EPISODE May 9, 2012 — Guest: Anna Wintour

Joe Biden's Same-Sex Marriage Gaffe

Episode #08098

Vice President Joe Biden says he is comfortable with same-sex marriage and credits sitcoms like "Will and Grace" for teaching tolerance. (01:52)

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Aired: 05/07/2012 | Views: 34,542
Watch FULL EPISODE May 7, 2012 — Guest: Andy Cohen

Barack Obama & the Anniversary of Bin Laden's Assassination

Episode #08095

Barack Obama visits troops in Afghanistan and cynically uses the anniversary of ordering the hit on Osama bin Laden to order a campaign ad hit on Mitt Romney. (03:45)

Tags:  campaignsBarack ObamaOsama bin LadenadvertisingMitt RomneyanniversariesMission AccomplishedassassinationsAfghanistan WarAfghanistantroopsAl QaedaterrorismGeorge W. BushpunditsfootballcandidatesIndecision 2012international affairsmilitaryFox NewsGuantanamo Bay

Aired: 05/01/2012 | Views: 28,725
Watch FULL EPISODE May 1, 2012 — Guest: Carne Ross

Paul Ryan's Christian Budget Cuts

Episode #08095

Barack Obama and the Catholic Church wage war on Paul Ryan's deeply Christian Republican House budget. (04:19)

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Aired: 05/01/2012 | Views: 39,992
Watch FULL EPISODE May 1, 2012 — Guest: Carne Ross

Intro - 4/26/12

Episode #08093

Republicans create an anti-Obama ad, Super PACs go to college, and musician Jack White releases his solo album, "Blunderbuss." (00:37)

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Aired: 04/26/2012 | Views: 18,815
Watch FULL EPISODE April 26, 2012 — Guest: Jack White

Barack Obama's Slow Jam Backlash

Episode #08093

Old, gray-haired Barack Obama successfully panders to the youth vote, but Republicans emphasize the difference between class clown and class president. (04:41)

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Aired: 04/26/2012 | Views: 67,930
Watch FULL EPISODE April 26, 2012 — Guest: Jack White

Steve Doocy's Silver Spoon Subtext Reporting

Episode #08090

Barack Obama makes a cowardly statement about Mitt Romney's wealth, made all the more cowardly by the fact that he never said it. (04:33)

Tags:  Barack ObamaSteve DoocylyingmediacampaignsMitt RomneywealthRepublicansFox Newsslogansprint mediasexual advancesWashington PostNew York PostspeecheseducationcollegeIndecision 2012Fox & Friendsfriendly friends at Fox & Friends

Aired: 04/23/2012 | Views: 90,755
Watch FULL EPISODE April 23, 2012 — Guest: Don McLeroy

Mitt Romney's Picnic Gaffe

Episode #08090

Mitt Romney's daily minute of spontaneity contains 59 seconds of awkwardness. (04:23)

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Aired: 04/23/2012 | Views: 33,134
Watch FULL EPISODE April 23, 2012 — Guest: Don McLeroy

GSA Spending Scandal

Episode #08087

Darrell Issa pulls the stopper on Jeff Neely's tub of lies, while Barack Obama gets blamed for being a poor GSA watchdog. (04:32)

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Aired: 04/17/2012 | Views: 19,202

Secret Service Sex Scandal

Episode #08086

Conservative journalist Ron Kessler blames the "worst" scandal in Secret Service history on Barack Obama's management culture. (03:32)

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Aired: 04/16/2012 | Views: 22,304

A Beautiful War for Women

Episode #08086

Women are the big prize this campaign year, and both Democrats and Republicans are fallopi-in it to win it. (04:53)

Tags:  men/womenAnn RomneyMitt RomneyBarack ObamacontroversiessexismhealthlawsRepublicansvaginasDemocratscampaignsslogansbreastspeniseslookin' goodunder the deskIndecisioncelebritiescryingvotingcars/trucksfashionmovies

Aired: 04/16/2012 | Views: 30,689

Michelle Obama Pt. 2

Episode #08084

First Lady Michelle Obama announces her endorsement of Barack Obama in the 2012 election, and pundit Sergeant Bryan Escobedo adds some gravitas. (03:31)

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Aired: 04/11/2012 | Views: 42,389