Episode #08022

There's never been a better time to invest in things that fall off celebrities, and Goldline International executives face fraud and theft charges. (05:09)

Tags:  Bears & Balls,  big red button,  celebrities,  wealth,  money,  crime,  corruption,  business,  John Lennon,  The Beatles,  dental,  Fox News,  Danny DeVito,  Eric Roberts,  crystal meth,  little people,  porn,  J. Edgar Hoover,  balls,  impressions,  food,  smoking,  prison,  advertising

Episode #07040

CNBC's Larry Kudlow sees the good news in Japan's earthquake, and global food prices skyrocket. (05:38)

Tags:  Bears & Balls,  big red button,  under the desk,  Japan,  earthquakes,  tsunamis,  natural disasters,  money,  economy,  stocks,  apologies,  Twitter,  food,  international affairs,  movies,  kids,  appearances,  gambling,  Jimmy Fallon,  friends,  DonorsChoose.org,  charity,  art,  education,  school,  shortages,  ethics

Episode #06114

American Apparel is on the brink of bankruptcy, and a British investor earns the nickname "Chocolate Finger" for buying tons of cocoa beans. (06:23)

Tags:  Bears & Balls,  economy,  money,  business,  America,  debt,  founding fathers,  fashion,  shopping,  sex,  James Bond,  photos,  Jimmy,  food

Episode #05104

Democrats want to pay for health care reform by taxing sodas and killing old people. (05:14)

Tags:  Bears & Balls,  taxes,  health,  laws,  insurance,  big red button,  fist shaking,  money,  Democrats,  Sean Hannity,  high-fructose corn syrup,  plastic surgery,  government,  Barack Obama,  Jimmy,  senior citizens,  doctors,  Rush Limbaugh,  Bush administration,  death,  hobos

Episode #05083

President Obama outlaws flavored cigarettes, Microsoft introduces Project Natal, and a graveyard accepts bids. (05:25)

Tags:  Bears & Balls,  Barack Obama,  smoking,  kids,  teens,  video games,  technology,  toys & games,  Microsoft,  cracks up,  real estate,  death,  New York City,  laws,  business,  founding fathers,  drugs,  supernatural,  collectibles,  crystal meth,  big red button

Episode #05026

Sbarro must cut costs by eliminating expensive ingredients, like cheese and tomatoes. (05:30)

Tags:  Bears & Balls,  economy,  bailouts,  business,  money,  fast food,  food,  music,  photos,  growing up,  amusement parks,  friends,  debt

Episode #04067

If you shop for groceries at dollar stores, you can find bargains on discontinued lunch meats and irregular bacon. (4:21)

Tags:  Bears & Balls,  money,  government,  taxes,  food,  shopping,  economy,  gas prices,  Sumner Redstone,  bacon,  tube socks,  animals

Episode #04041

Stephen urges us to heavily invest in Stephen Colbert's Rat Rakes -- rakes for rats. (5:00)

Tags:  Bears & Balls,  bears,  balls,  Bear Stearns,  JPMorgan Chase,  Henry Paulson,  Paul Krugman,  Doritos,  economy

Episode #03102

The Chinese market is full of fake Harry Potter books, including "Harry Potter and the Filler of Big." (3:35)

Tags:  Bears & Balls,  bears,  balls,  China,  business,  economy,  money,  sports,  Harry Potter

Episode #03080

As a souvenir of your trip to Zimbabwe, you might consider buying Zimbabwe. (4:45)

Tags:  Bears & Balls,  bears,  balls,  money,  Zimbabwe,  economy,  elephants,  Wikipedia,  animals,  death,  travel

Episode #03046

If you're selling your home, fill it with an enticing aroma -- like pheromones. Works for deer hunting. (2:22)

Tags:  Bears & Balls,  bears,  balls,  economy,  money,  business,  sex,  family

Episode #03029

The fewer bees there are, the more they're worth, so Stephen recommends covering your face in canned frosting to attract them. (4:29)

Tags:  Bears & Balls,  bears,  insects,  balls,  economy,  money,  Jim Cramer,  technology,  Mr. Whiskers,  animals,  New York Times

Episode #03005

Buy gas! It's a sure-fire commodity with no risk except for the sure risk of fire. (6:04)

Tags:  Bears & Balls,  bears,  balls,  Jim Cramer,  money,  economy,  business,  the heroes