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European Union Collapse & War-Fueled Recovery

Episode #07119

The fastest way to start a European war is to piss off the Germans, so America should kick them in the schnitzels to jumpstart a World War II-style economic recovery. (04:27)

Tags:  EuropeEuropean UnioneconomydebtGreeceGermanyNaziwarsAdolf HitlerWorld War IIhistoryinternational affairsAmericaGreat DepressionEnglandcollegeasseslookin' goodAngela MerkelSilvio BerlusconisexHeroe$ CrawlBelgiumwork/officePolandmythologyphotosIncredible Hulkballsrecessionlabor

Aired: 09/21/2011 | Views: 46,641

America's Credit Downgrade

Episode #07103

The credit downgrade reduces Americans to waffle-eating Kiwis who put mayonnaise on their French fries and have a serious Hobbit infestation. (03:36)

Tags:  economydebtunder the deskstocksmoneyWall StreetwealthweaponsgunsanimalsflyingfoodLord of the Ringsthe heroesappearanceshobosAmericainternational affairsBelgiumNew ZealandU.K.

Aired: 08/08/2011 | Views: 63,194

Belgians Buy Budweiser

Episode #04087

Since Stephen heard Anheuser-Busch sold itself to a Belgian brewer, he's been drinking non-stop before those waffle humpers change the formula. (03:28)

Tags:  alcoholBelgiuminternational affairsunder the deskColbertismsmongeringpatriotismBud Light LimeAmericapublic intoxicationbusinessdrinking gamescryingpoop & pee

Aired: 07/14/2008 | Views: 55,834