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America ends its space program, making Stephen's astronauts skills as obsolete as dodo husbandry, Zune programming and American manufacturing. (04:10)
Stephen talks to astronauts in space, fears space spiders, trains to be an astronauts and announces the C.O.L.B.E.R.T. space treadmill. (03:51)
Stephen begins his astronaut training by working in zero gravity, running on his space treadmill and test-driving moon wheels. (05:13)
If President Obama keeps mentioning Stephen, he'll soon be upgraded to a Selleck mustache. (02:35)
Stephen has an update on his space treadmill, and he'll evolve Richard Dawkins' book into tiny shreds of paper. (00:29)
NASA begins assembling Stephen's treadmill so America's famously fat astronauts can get trim in space. (03:39)
Bob Park doesn't understand why humans need go to space when robots can do a better job. (05:14)
However far the space station goes, Stephen's treadmill will always have gone a few miles more. (06:33)