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Colbert Platinum - Wealth Under Siege

Episode #08018

Hargrave markets yachts as a necessity for escape, and Silicon Valley billionaire Peter Thiel funds a network of artificial Libertarian islands. (06:42)

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Aired: 11/08/2011 | Views: 41,965

Colbert Platinum - Kanye West & Million-Dollar Advent Calendar

Episode #06145

Kanye West replaces all of his lower teeth with permanent diamond implants, and Harrods sells the first million-dollar advent calendar. (04:41)

Tags:  Colbert PlatinumWall StreetJames CarvilleKanye WestdentalshoppingChristmasholidayswealthtaxesrecessionmoneyeconomyphotosadvent calendarhuggers

Aired: 11/11/2010 | Views: 35,808

Colbert Platinum - Summer Travel Edition

Episode #06079

A hotel in Abu Dhabi installs a gold vending machine, and fine-art transport companies shuttle your masterpieces. (04:16)

Tags:  Colbert PlatinumwealthmoneyBill GatesWarren BuffettcharitytravelflyingvacationsAbu DhabiLas VegasstrippersartphotosJimmy

Aired: 06/17/2010 | Views: 29,864

Colbert Platinum - Necker Nymph & Lexus LFA

Episode #06030

Richard Branson introduces a private deep-sea craft, and Toyota manufactures a Lexus that will accelerate for you. (04:37)

Tags:  Colbert PlatinumwealthmoneyeconomyWall Streetcars/trucksRichard BransonToyota

Aired: 03/02/2010 | Views: 49,801

Colbert Platinum - Estate Tax & Skull Ballot Box

Episode #06005

Congress lets the estate tax expire, and a member of Yale's Skull and Bones secret society auctions off a human skull ballot box. (03:26)

Tags:  Colbert PlatinummoneyCongresstaxeswealthsenior citizensColbert Nationdeathcollectiblesfamily

Aired: 01/11/2010 | Views: 27,988

Colbert Platinum - Harvard Billionaires & Red Diamond SUV

Episode #05136

Harvard produces the most billionaires, and a Russian car company releases a diamond-encrusted SUV with whale penis leather interior. (04:05)

Tags:  Colbert PlatinumWall StreeteconomymoneywealthForbes MagazineSumner RedstonecollegeHarvardphotoscars/truckspeniseseducationSUVsanimals

Aired: 10/27/2009 | Views: 26,528

Colbert Platinum - Urbane Nomads, Gigayacht & Michael Jackson Diamond

Episode #05114

Urbane Nomads offers lavish hunting expeditions, Everest Gigayacht costs $500 million, and LifeGem makes a diamond from Michael Jackson's hair. (05:03)

Tags:  Colbert PlatinummoneywealthrecessioneconomyWall StreetAIGvacationsphotosbusinessbailoutsGoldman SachsMichael Jacksonboatsanimals

Aired: 08/19/2009 | Views: 33,851

Colbert Platinum - $1,000 Dishes

Episode #05066

Stephen's $1,000 omelet, $1,000 pizza and $1,000 sundae were worth every cent he didn't pay. (06:17)

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Aired: 05/13/2009 | Views: 35,966

Colbert Aluminum - Cigar Nubs, Faux Poor & Blixseth

Episode #05038

Cigars get shorter, the British elite act poor, and Tim Blixseth sells his private island. (04:20)

Tags:  Colbert PlatinumwealthrecessionmoneyeconomyTim Blixsethreal estatetrendsBritish

Aired: 03/17/2009 | Views: 17,258

Colbert Platinum - Ass-Covering Edition

Episode #05018

If you really want to convince people you're dead, you need to actually die. (04:12)

Tags:  Colbert PlatinumBarack ObamaMerrill LynchLehman BrothersJohn ThainMarcus Schrenkermoney

Aired: 02/03/2009 | Views: 19,317

Colbert Platinum - Christmas Edition

Episode #04154

The Miguel Caballero bulletproof Polo shirt is the perfect gift for the dad who has everything, including a price on his head. (03:58)

Tags:  Colbert PlatinumChristmasholidaysshoppingfashionfoodfootballsportsDallas Cowboys

Aired: 12/02/2008 | Views: 14,031

Colbert Aluminum - Paris

Episode #04134

The price of luxury goods stays so low in Paris because if you haggle with a merchant, they instinctively surrender. (04:28)

Tags:  FranceColbert Platinumeconomymoney

Aired: 10/20/2008 | Views: 18,702

Intro - 9/15/08

Episode #04115

The press is treating John McCain unfairly. They're showing pictures of him without Sarah Palin. (00:35)

Tags:  introJohn McCainSarah PalinColbert PlatinumIndecision 2008IndecisionelectionsreligionPeter J. Gomes

Aired: 09/15/2008 | Views: 4,272

Colbert Platinum - Supermodel Statue

Episode #04115

A supermodel statue is more emotionally expressive and it only eats slightly more than a real supermodel. (04:25)

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Aired: 09/15/2008 | Views: 36,745

Recap - Week of 8/4/08

Episode #

Highlights from the world of Stephen and his guests from the week of August 4, 2008. (4:22)

Tags:  Indecision 2008John McCainBarack ObamaColbert PlatinummediaKevin CostnerWeekly Recap

Aired: 08/08/2008 | Views: 37,978

Intro - 8/6/08

Episode #04101

Stephen's new spider will be on this show. He'll celebrate from a distance. (00:29)

Tags:  introspidersanimalsColbert Platinum

Aired: 08/06/2008 | Views: 30,795

Colbert Platinum - The Dribble-Down Effect

Episode #04101

The ultra rich consume more than they could possibly swallow, and the remainder dribbles down into their beards. (03:50)

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Aired: 08/06/2008 | Views: 32,058

Colbert Platinum - Private Jets

Episode #04071

Platinum members can now get servants' quarters on their private jets, a $175 hamburger, and Stephen's own iPod Nano postage stamp. (4:57)

Tags:  Colbert Platinummoneyflyingfood

Aired: 06/02/2008 | Views: 45,816

Colbert Platinum - Cat-Pooped Coffee

Episode #04054

Platinum members can now purchase submersible convertibles, dinosaur bones and $100 a cup coffee harvested from Indonesian jungle cat feces. (3:55)

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Aired: 04/23/2008 | Views: 53,817

Intro - 3/11/08

Episode #04033

You have to check in on John McCain now and then to make sure he hasn't dozed off. (0:35)

Tags:  introJohn McCainColbert PlatinumGeraldo Rivera

Aired: 03/11/2008 | Views: 54,924