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Stephen Colbert's End of the World of the Week - Survivalist Singles & Tsunami Food

Episode #08085

An Internet dating service helps survivalists Arma-get-it-on, and a fast food chain reminds evacuees to grab a menu. (04:23)

Tags:  End of the World of the Weekdoomsdayinternational affairsmen/womenapocalypsedatingThailandInternetStephen's productsnatural disastersearthquakestsunamisKFCfast foodbusinessapologiesphotoscannibalismColbertismsmongeringfuturepoop & peeadvertising

Aired: 04/12/2012 | Views: 18,487

Daylight Savings Socialism

Episode #08070

They say you get your daylight savings' hour back in the fall, but who's earning the interest on that hour in the meantime? (01:27)

Tags:  governmentsocialismBarack ObamaconspiraciesColbertismsunionssciencepoverty

Aired: 03/12/2012 | Views: 26,669

Linsanity!

Episode #08056

You know things are rough when a Harvard economics grad like Jeremy Lin has an easier time getting a job as an NBA point guard than as a Wall Street bond trader. (04:53)

Tags:  Jeremy LinNBANew York KnicksbasketballsportsHarvardadvertisingStephen's productsNew York GiantsNFLSuper BowlNew Yorkparadesholidaysreligionlookin' goodhealthKareem Abdul-JabbarColbertisms

Aired: 02/13/2012 | Views: 125,525

People Who Are Destroying America - SawStop

Episode #08056

Finger hugger Steve Gass wants big government to force saw manufacturers to adopt his safety technology. (04:56)

Tags:  People Who Are Destroying AmericatechnologysafetyinjuriesgovernmentConstitutionhuggerslawsinventionsAmerican blankscapeColbertismsgross-outballsanimalsgunsMary Poppinsfood

Aired: 02/13/2012 | Views: 89,701

Tip/Wag - Liberal Dictionary & Newt Gingrich Alert

Episode #08033

The American Heritage Dictionary's lexicowards redefine an offensive term, and Newt Gingrich thinks of new ways to make Americans afraid. (06:05)

Tags:  Tip/WagNewt GingrichcitizenshipbooksimmigrationWikipediaMexicopregnancykidsborder securityliberalColbertismsAmericaphotosmongeringtechnologyJames Bondmovieswealththe moonspaceterrorismnuclearsuper villainslookin' goodmusicJimmyAmishChinese

Aired: 12/12/2011 | Views: 59,005

On Topic - Political Players - The Media

Stephen calls out the lamestream media for "Boob Week" and other cheap ratings gropes. (03:56)

Tags:  On Topicexclusivesmashupsprint mediamedialiberalBrooke GladstoneAndrew BreitbartAnthony WeinerFox NewsRupert Murdochterrorisminternational affairsNews of the WorldNew York Postassesfriendly friends at Fox & FriendsconspiraciescontroversiesscandalsIslamicbreastsmongeringColbertismssharkstrademark

Aired: 11/21/2011 | Views: 28,104

The Word - Bite the Hand That Feeds You

Episode #08015

The pets of wealthy Americans have more disposable income than most poor people, suggesting a simple answer for closing the income gap. (05:17)

Tags:  The WordeconomydogspetswealthpovertymoneyinsurancehealthbusinessadvertisingOccupy Wall StreetWall Streetprotestslookin' goodhousingcockfightinganimalsassespoop & peeballsfoodunder the deskprostitutionphotosColbertismsfast foodshoppingmorality

Aired: 11/02/2011 | Views: 30,240

Sexy Costume Discrimination

Episode #08013

How dare costume-makers single out women for debasing when guys would love to get slutty, too. (02:15)

Tags:  Halloweenholidayshippieskidscostumessexismmen/womendiscriminationlookin' goodballsFrankensteinnudityphotosColbertismspunditsfoodanimalsspankingsGeorge WillStar Warstasers

Aired: 10/31/2011 | Views: 40,281

Shockupy Wall Street Fad

Episode #08012

Occupy Wall Street protesters have a right to peacefully assemble, and the police have a right to disassemble them into pieces. (04:29)

Tags:  Occupy Wall Streetpolice businessOaklandweaponsgunsviolenceinjuriesWall Streetproteststroops24-hour newsmediatrademarkColbertismsstockscats & catskittensConstitutiondeathpartyingcocaineballoonsAmerican Idolparades

Aired: 10/27/2011 | Views: 75,686

War on Halloween - Costume Swapping & Jesus Ween

Episode #08011

Planet huggers turn America's Almond Joy into almond shame, and a Christian group in Texas hands out Bibles instead of candy. (03:31)

Tags:  HalloweenholidayscostumeskidsJesusChristianreligionTexasBibleyoung StephenphotoshealthhuggersColbertismsScientologyzombiesdeathenvironmentshoppingcapitalismpoop & peegrowing upAddress the Messpranks

Aired: 10/26/2011 | Views: 50,000

Sport Report - NASCAR's Green Initiatives & NFL Pat-Downs

Episode #07122

NASCAR employs a ruinous set of green initiatives, and the NFL institutes tighter stadium security, starting at the ankles. (04:06)

Tags:  Sport ReportsportsNASCARNFLauto racingenergyenvironmentAddress the Messoilsecurityweaponsgunsviolencefanscars/trucksfootballalcoholStephen's productsdemonstrationscostumesfashionanimalsphotosColbertismsAl GoreHeroe$ Crawl

Aired: 09/27/2011 | Views: 15,729

Republican Presidential Debate Media Coverage

Episode #07113

All the 2012 election media coverage until now has been bulls**t, but everything from here out is crucial, life-or-death stuff. (03:50)

Tags:  debatesRepublicansLabor DaymediaMSNBCJimmyRonald ReaganballsIndecisionIndecision 2012electionscandidatesbooksflyingspaceNewt GingrichHerman CainRon PaulSocial SecurityChilemodelingpovertylookin' goodHeroe$ CrawltrademarkColbertismsholidays

Aired: 09/08/2011 | Views: 34,453

Nailed 'Em - War on Birth Control

Episode #05104

The Fairfax County School Board nails a teen junkie for taking birth control in the cafeteria. (04:46)

Tags:  Nailed 'Emcrimedrugsmarijuanawar on drugsbirth controlon locationteensschooladdictionVirginiareenactmentsmonkeys!Colbertisms

Aired: 08/03/2009 | Views: 71,670

Cheating Death - Cheerios, Soda Paralysis & Oprah's Crazy Talk

Episode #05073

Cheerios marketing receives FDA scrutiny, soda drinkers face paralysis, and Oprah endorses dubious health advice. (07:17)

Tags:  Cheating DeathDr. Stephen T. Colbert DFAPrescott GrouphealthfoodFDAOprah Winfreytalk showsNewsweekcracks updrugsdouchebagscelebritiesvaginasColbertismsaddiction

Aired: 06/02/2009 | Views: 39,287

Extra! Extra! Bleed All About It!

Episode #05070

John Yoo had all the qualifications the Philadelphia Inquirer was looking for, in that they were afraid to tell him no. (02:20)

Tags:  John YootortureBush administrationaccountabilitymediaconservativeliberalinterrogationsColbertisms

Aired: 05/20/2009 | Views: 56,955

Clasp Your Hands Say Yahweh

Episode #05063

To compensate for President Obama's bad attitude, Stephen amps up his own National Day of Prayer prayer with his special Prayer Reportnalia and the Danciples. (04:46)

Tags:  Barack ObamareligioncheerleadingGretchen CarlsonJimmyconservativeragepunditsunder the deskdancingmusiccostumesperformancesdogsFox NewsColbertismsprayer hatgiant foam hands

Aired: 05/07/2009 | Views: 44,093

The Colbert Coalition's Anti-Gay Marriage Ad

Episode #05051

There's a giant gay storm gathering, and before long the winds will be blowing each other. (06:11)

Tags:  same-sex marriagemarriageJimmyMassachusettsIowaDavid PatersonNew YorkweatheradvertisingEliot SpitzerlawsColbertismssexual advancesgay/homosexual

Aired: 04/16/2009 | Views: 626,086

The Enemy Within - Hedgehogs

Episode #05048

Hedgehogs were illegal in Kansas until one obsessed 10-year-old played the cute card. (04:42)

Tags:  Kansason locationsafetyanimalspetsJimmykidshealthlawslegalizationColbertisms

Aired: 04/09/2009 | Views: 42,400

Merriam-Webster's Word's Worth

Episode #05044

Stephen won't let Merriam-Webster engayify other straight words like "drag," "bear" and "Manwich." (03:19)

Tags:  Merriam-Webstermarriagegay/homosexualJimmytruthinessColbertismsragesame-sex marriage

Aired: 04/02/2009 | Views: 30,994

Mahmoud's Non-Consensual Endorsement Deal

Episode #05036

If Iran is going to use Stephen to sell products he hasn't endorsed over there, he'll use Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to sell products over here. (04:01)

Tags:  Mahmoud AhmadinejadIrancelebritiesArnold SchwarzeneggercocainedrugsadvertisingJimmyJewishfashionholidaysinternational affairsColbertisms

Aired: 03/12/2009 | Views: 130,534