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Tip/Wag - Liberal Dictionary & Newt Gingrich Alert

The American Heritage Dictionary's lexicowards redefine an offensive term, and Newt Gingrich thinks of new ways to make Americans afraid. (06:05)

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Aired: 12/12/2011 | Views: 57,265

On Topic - Political Players - The Media

Stephen calls out the lamestream media for "Boob Week" and other cheap ratings gropes. (03:56)

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Aired: 11/21/2011 | Views: 27,940

The Word - Bite the Hand That Feeds You

The pets of wealthy Americans have more disposable income than most poor people, suggesting a simple answer for closing the income gap. (05:17)

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Aired: 11/02/2011 | Views: 28,916

Sexy Costume Discrimination

How dare costume-makers single out women for debasing when guys would love to get slutty, too. (02:15)

Tags:  Halloweenholidayshippieskidscostumessexismmen/womendiscriminationlookin' goodballsFrankensteinnudityphotosColbertismspunditsfoodanimalsspankingsGeorge WillStar Warstasers

Aired: 10/31/2011 | Views: 39,876

Shockupy Wall Street Fad

Occupy Wall Street protesters have a right to peacefully assemble, and the police have a right to disassemble them into pieces. (04:29)

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Aired: 10/27/2011 | Views: 75,219

War on Halloween - Costume Swapping & Jesus Ween

Planet huggers turn America's Almond Joy into almond shame, and a Christian group in Texas hands out Bibles instead of candy. (03:31)

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Aired: 10/26/2011 | Views: 49,545

Sport Report - NASCAR's Green Initiatives & NFL Pat-Downs

NASCAR employs a ruinous set of green initiatives, and the NFL institutes tighter stadium security, starting at the ankles. (04:06)

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Aired: 09/27/2011 | Views: 15,475

Republican Presidential Debate Media Coverage

All the 2012 election media coverage until now has been bulls**t, but everything from here out is crucial, life-or-death stuff. (03:50)

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Aired: 09/08/2011 | Views: 34,231

Nailed 'Em - War on Birth Control

The Fairfax County School Board nails a teen junkie for taking birth control in the cafeteria. (04:46)

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Aired: 08/03/2009 | Views: 67,663

Cheating Death - Cheerios, Soda Paralysis & Oprah's Crazy Talk

Cheerios marketing receives FDA scrutiny, soda drinkers face paralysis, and Oprah endorses dubious health advice. (07:17)

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Aired: 06/02/2009 | Views: 38,799

Extra! Extra! Bleed All About It!

John Yoo had all the qualifications the Philadelphia Inquirer was looking for, in that they were afraid to tell him no. (02:20)

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Aired: 05/20/2009 | Views: 56,929

Clasp Your Hands Say Yahweh

To compensate for President Obama's bad attitude, Stephen amps up his own National Day of Prayer prayer with his special Prayer Reportnalia and the Danciples. (04:46)

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Aired: 05/07/2009 | Views: 43,853

The Colbert Coalition's Anti-Gay Marriage Ad

There's a giant gay storm gathering, and before long the winds will be blowing each other. (06:11)

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Aired: 04/16/2009 | Views: 613,800

The Enemy Within - Hedgehogs

Hedgehogs were illegal in Kansas until one obsessed 10-year-old played the cute card. (04:42)

Tags:  Kansason locationsafetyanimalspetsJimmykidshealthlawslegalizationColbertisms

Aired: 04/09/2009 | Views: 42,087

Merriam-Webster's Word's Worth

Stephen won't let Merriam-Webster engayify other straight words like "drag," "bear" and "Manwich." (03:19)

Tags:  Merriam-Webstermarriagegay/homosexualJimmytruthinessColbertismsragesame-sex marriage

Aired: 04/02/2009 | Views: 30,920

Mahmoud's Non-Consensual Endorsement Deal

If Iran is going to use Stephen to sell products he hasn't endorsed over there, he'll use Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to sell products over here. (04:01)

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Aired: 03/12/2009 | Views: 130,319

Belgians Buy Budweiser

Since Stephen heard Anheuser-Busch sold itself to a Belgian brewer, he's been drinking non-stop before those waffle humpers change the formula. (03:28)

Tags:  alcoholBelgiuminternational affairsunder the deskColbertismsmongeringpatriotismBud Light LimeAmericapublic intoxicationbusinessdrinking gamescryingpoop & pee

Aired: 07/14/2008 | Views: 55,613

Michael Jacobson

Michael Jacobson stops by to seriously bum out Stephen about pepperoni pizza, Cheddar Combos and pretty much everything else that he loves to eat. (7:05)

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Aired: 08/13/2007 | Views: 23,158

The Word - Don't

Stephen argues that "Don't ask, don't tell" works because it allows homosexuals to help fight in the war on terror. (4:04)

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Aired: 03/07/2007 | Views: 4,467

The Word - Bury the Lead

Anderson Cooper, come down off your high war horse and report the stories we want to know about! (4:09)

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Aired: 03/01/2007 | Views: 5,372