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The American Heritage Dictionary's lexicowards redefine an offensive term, and Newt Gingrich thinks of new ways to make Americans afraid. (06:05)
Stephen calls out the lamestream media for "Boob Week" and other cheap ratings gropes. (03:56)
The pets of wealthy Americans have more disposable income than most poor people, suggesting a simple answer for closing the income gap. (05:17)
How dare costume-makers single out women for debasing when guys would love to get slutty, too. (02:15)
Occupy Wall Street protesters have a right to peacefully assemble, and the police have a right to disassemble them into pieces. (04:29)
Planet huggers turn America's Almond Joy into almond shame, and a Christian group in Texas hands out Bibles instead of candy. (03:31)
NASCAR employs a ruinous set of green initiatives, and the NFL institutes tighter stadium security, starting at the ankles. (04:06)
All the 2012 election media coverage until now has been bulls**t, but everything from here out is crucial, life-or-death stuff. (03:50)
The Fairfax County School Board nails a teen junkie for taking birth control in the cafeteria. (04:46)
Cheerios marketing receives FDA scrutiny, soda drinkers face paralysis, and Oprah endorses dubious health advice. (07:17)
John Yoo had all the qualifications the Philadelphia Inquirer was looking for, in that they were afraid to tell him no. (02:20)
To compensate for President Obama's bad attitude, Stephen amps up his own National Day of Prayer prayer with his special Prayer Reportnalia and the Danciples. (04:46)
There's a giant gay storm gathering, and before long the winds will be blowing each other. (06:11)
Hedgehogs were illegal in Kansas until one obsessed 10-year-old played the cute card. (04:42)
Stephen won't let Merriam-Webster engayify other straight words like "drag," "bear" and "Manwich." (03:19)
If Iran is going to use Stephen to sell products he hasn't endorsed over there, he'll use Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to sell products over here. (04:01)
Since Stephen heard Anheuser-Busch sold itself to a Belgian brewer, he's been drinking non-stop before those waffle humpers change the formula. (03:28)
Michael Jacobson stops by to seriously bum out Stephen about pepperoni pizza, Cheddar Combos and pretty much everything else that he loves to eat. (7:05)
Stephen argues that "Don't ask, don't tell" works because it allows homosexuals to help fight in the war on terror. (4:04)
Anderson Cooper, come down off your high war horse and report the stories we want to know about! (4:09)