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Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Crab Vending Machines

Episode #06143

A businessman in China comes up with the crustacean innovation to soft sell his soft shells nowhere near the seashore. (02:49)

Tags:  Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever HeardChinafoodtransportationbusinessSTDsJimmyphotos

Aired: 11/09/2010 | Views: 37,835

Craziest F#?ing Thing I've Ever Heard - Gored Bullfighter

Episode #06070

Famed bullfighter Julio Aparicio gets gored in the throat so deep that the bull's horn comes out of his mouth. (02:52)

Tags:  Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever HeardSpainbullfightingJimmysportspukinggross-outviolenceinjuriesanimals

Aired: 06/02/2010 | Views: 152,844

Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Tongue-Eating Parasite

Episode #05155

Scientists discover a parasitic fish off the coast of New Jersey that survives by eating and replacing the host's tongue. (02:05)

Tags:  Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever HeardanimalsNew JerseyJimmysciencegross-out

Aired: 12/07/2009 | Views: 47,004

Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Eye Tooth

Episode #05129

Doctors enable a blind woman to see again by jamming her own tooth into her eye. (02:31)

Tags:  Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Hearddentalvisually impairedJimmydoctorshealth

Aired: 10/07/2009 | Views: 21,533

Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - External Lungs

Episode #05075

External lungs increase office productivity by allowing employees to send them outside for a smoke break. (02:10)

Tags:  Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever HeardhealthsurgerydoctorsJimmy

Aired: 06/04/2009 | Views: 44,954

Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Fir Tree Lung

Episode #05056

Christmas trees are supposed to warm the cockles of our hearts, not infest the alveoli of our lungs. (01:43)

Tags:  Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever HeardhealthwaterboardingChristmasenvironment

Aired: 04/27/2009 | Views: 19,430

Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Barreleye Fish

Episode #05036

National Geographic releases footage of a fish that has a see-through head and twitching green sacks of goo for eyes. (02:06)

Tags:  Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever HeardanimalsoceansJimmyNational Geographicpukingmonsters

Aired: 03/12/2009 | Views: 64,929

Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Mayo Kitchen

Episode #03118

The hottest new restaurant in Tokyo is the Mayonnaise Kitchen, where you can get mayo on everything. (1:22)

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Aired: 09/20/2007 | Views: 74,561

Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Octopi

Episode #03075

One day octopi are twisting open bottles, the next they're twisting open submarine hatch doors. (1:48)

Tags:  Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heardanimalsfood

Aired: 06/06/2007 | Views: 14,773

The Most Poetic F@#king Thing I've Ever Heard

Episode #03016

Rainbow covered bridges paved with babies' dreams has nothing on moths that drink the tears of sleeping magpies. That's the most poetic f**king thing Stephen has ever heard. (1:37)

Tags:  Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever HeardanimalsNew York Times

Aired: 02/01/2007 | Views: 29,951

Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Gas Prices

Episode #02064

A guy pulls a truck with his ear just to save some money on gas. (1:08)

Tags:  Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heardmoneyculture

Aired: 05/15/2006 | Views: 5,361

Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Fly Glasses

Episode #02048

German scientists use lasers to put a tiny pair of glasses on a common housefly, and Stephen is angry. (1:25)

Tags:  Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heardbearssciencerage

Aired: 04/17/2006 | Views: 9,659

Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Bear Wrestling

Episode #02034

Stephen hopes that bears stay out of high school and college athletics. (1:26)

Tags:  Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever HeardbearsClevelandsportsschool

Aired: 03/15/2006 | Views: 9,894

Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Snake and Hamster

Episode #02014

Stephen is outraged that a snake dares disturb the natural order of things by not eating a hamster. (1:27)

Tags:  animalsCraziest F#?king Thing I've Ever HeardscienceJimmyrage

Aired: 01/31/2006 | Views: 11,166